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Skweeky
10-16-2006, 02:28 PM
I've done enough for the good of the planet today.

Donated to Oxfam, quit smoking and have not gone out the door so have no used any petrol so am saving the environment as well.

This is my excuse not to have a shower and lie of the sofa under my duvet for the rest of my day off:D

Also... for some reason I was feeling bad about not doing anything with my day off, which is weird, since there's nothing to be done and after all, it's my day off.




I'd better go and put some washing on
JPaul
10-16-2006, 02:40 PM
Phone for carry out food laters for you and hunboy.

That'll put the cherry on the icing on the cake for absolute slobery.
Barbarossa
10-16-2006, 02:43 PM
Phone for carry out food laters for you and hunboy.

That'll put the cherry on the icing on the cake for absolute slobery.

I didn't know you delivered :blink:
JPaul
10-16-2006, 02:45 PM
No just lamb or chicken.
Barbarossa
10-16-2006, 02:47 PM
eh? :blink:
JPaul
10-16-2006, 02:49 PM
Peter Kay.



Phone to Chinese Carry Out - Do you deliver.

Answer - No just Lamb or Chicken.



You have to do it in a Northern accent like.
Skweeky
10-16-2006, 02:53 PM
I don't eat baby animals
Barbarossa
10-16-2006, 02:57 PM
I don't eat baby animals

Do you eat baby carrots? :blink:
Skweeky
10-16-2006, 03:05 PM
Um... nno, they're too expensive


Besides, that's that plan out of the window.

I felt guilty for not doing any cleaning, since bf always cleans when he's home. So I did the washing, then decided the bathroom needed a decent clean as well.
After that I felt so filthy I ended up having a shower and now I'm all dressed and nice smelling :angry:

Wait till he gets home!

How dare he make me feel guilty on my day off??!!
JPaul
10-16-2006, 03:06 PM
Tell him he's a selfish bastard, not letting you relax on your day off from ripping off the old and the befuddled.
Skweeky
10-16-2006, 03:32 PM
Exactly :cry:

Tomorrow I'll be ripping off even MORE old people.
We just took over Goldfish :lol:
Gripper
10-16-2006, 03:36 PM
Cook him a candle lit dinner...that'll scare the shit out of him.
JPaul
10-16-2006, 03:39 PM
Cooking using candles takes like forever.
Petri
10-16-2006, 04:19 PM
I also had a "day off" today...

Which means I didn't fall asleep until 5am this morning, and woke up at around 4pm. I'm still a bit drowsy.
Skweeky
10-16-2006, 04:20 PM
Why is your day off between "s ???

What did you have a day off from?
Petri
10-16-2006, 04:25 PM
Because I didn't really have a day off, I just didn't go there. :(

"There" being the mental rehabilitation course I'm on.
Gripper
10-16-2006, 04:28 PM
You've come to the right place to be mentally rehabillitated.
Petri
10-16-2006, 04:30 PM
From my experience, this place has the exact opposite effect. :lol:
Gripper
10-16-2006, 04:31 PM
sorry I meant retarded :)
Petri
10-16-2006, 04:32 PM
Ah, that makes more sense.
Skweeky
10-16-2006, 04:49 PM
I tihnk you're overdoing it with 3 posts in the same thread on the same day

You're scaring me now Petri :scared:

:lol:
Petri
10-16-2006, 04:52 PM
Yeah... I just realized I've made more posts today than I usually make in about two months. What's happening to me? :o
Petri
10-16-2006, 04:57 PM
Then again... you're the one getting married and quitting smoking. :ermm:

Have you seen any pigs flying around lately?
JPaul
10-16-2006, 05:01 PM
Retarded makes more sense.

That really makes sence.
Skweeky
10-16-2006, 05:33 PM
Then again... you're the one getting married and quitting smoking. :ermm:

Have you seen any pigs flying around lately?


No, but it's getting pretty cold here.
Maybe hell is freezing over?
Barbarossa
10-17-2006, 08:46 AM
[peter kay]
Phone to Chinese Carry Out - Do you deliver.

Answer - No just Lamb or Chicken.
[/peter kay]



:lol: :glag: :lol: