Wtf

[JPaul]

The delightful VBH on 5th Gear

"There's eveything from Ferraris to TVRs and all the sensible stuff in between."

WTF is the sensible stuff twixt a Ferrari and a TVR FFS.

If it wasn't for the fact that she is seriously posh tottie I would venture that she is talking pish. Oh and has the sexiest durtiest larf in the wurld.

[Biggles]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5e/Smart_car.jpg/800px-Smart_car.jpg

:shifty:

[Karen DiConcet]

Suzi Perry > Vicki Butler-Henderson

When she doesn't look all orange :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

Suzi Perry is quite hawt, but she has a furry face if you see her up close. :unsure:

That means she's got alot of testosterone floating about in there, which probably means her muff stretches up to her navel, and beyond :sick:

[JPaul]

And right down to her cawk.

[JPaul]

Actually I think Suzi is hawter than VBH, however nowhere near as posh.

[manker]

Actually I think Suzi is hawter than VBH, however nowhere near as posh.Suzi Perry:

http://www.creatingexcellence.co.uk/is/images220/suzi_perry_220.jpg

VBH must be a roight minger.

[Barbarossa]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/862/naughtysuziwa0.jpg

Apart from the moustache, that's pretty hawt :w00t:

[Barbarossa]

VBH

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/6056/maserativbh180705tw9.jpg

:no2:

[manker]

I think I have way higher standards than you car people.

[Barbarossa]

Me too. I'm not car people. Don't lump me in with the car people.

I only watch Top Gear 'cos it's like Men Behaving Badly, but funnier.

[JPaul]

I think I have way higher standards than you car people.


Yeah, just coz you've got a wee ghey car.

Shut it, cawk.

[manker]

Sorry, Barbie. I rly thought you were one of the car people.

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I've atually put my wee ghey car away for the winter and am driving my Mazda 626 around the place now :snooty:

[JPaul]

Is it really a 626, or the more modern 6.

Oh that's right it's an old 626, you were trying to off-load it on the unsuspecting public recently.

[manker]

Is it really a 626, or the more modern 6.

Oh that's right it's an old 626, you were trying to off-load it on the unsuspecting public recently.
It's an 02 626, I was trying to sell it to you when I was pished, as I recall.

Glad I didn't tho' - fecking roof leaked like a mofo last weekend on the other one :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

Sorry, Barbie. I rly thought you were one of the car people.

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I've atually put my wee ghey car away for the winter and am driving my Mazda 626 around the place now :snooty:

You should get a hard-top for the TF, then you never need to put it away for the winter. They also come with a rear window heater :smilie4:

/me is not car people, honestement, but did learn a thing or two about MGF's at one time

[manker]

It's got a rear window heater now (new on the 05 model, apparentement).

Any idea how much a hard-top would cost and - more importantly - do they look shit?

[Barbarossa]

Any idea how much a hard-top would cost


About £1000-£1200.

Half that on EBay :smilie4:



more importantly - do they look shit?

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2216/144702wr3.jpg

:idunno:

Doesn't look too bad I don't think :unsure:

Need to get the colour right, obviously.

[manker]

Looks alright. Cheers, Barbie :smilie4:

It would also be a good extra to have when the time for selling it comes - car people would love it, methinks.

[JPaul]

Looks fine and works well.

My mates with proper sports cars have them and they are a good investment.

Sell the 626 and use the couple of quid as a deposit on one.

[manker]

car people would love it, methinks.

Looks fine and works well.

My mates with proper sports cars have them and they are a good investment.:smilie4:

[JPaul]

I hope you aren't classing me as a car people. I drive a hairdresser's car ffs.

Meh it gets me from a to b.

[manker]

I hope you aren't classing me as a car people. I drive a hairdresser's car ffs.

Meh it gets me from a to b.
No, no. Perish the thought.

You're a car people groupie.

[Barbarossa]

I thought you had a chauffeur JP :blink:

[manker]

I thought you had a chauffeur JP :blink:
What's a 'chauffeur JP'.

[JPaul]

I thought you had a chauffeur JP :blink:

Heaven forfend, I'm just such an ace driver that anything other than my own driving is too rough.

[manker]

Some kind of magistrate who taxis in his spare time :unsure:

[JPaul]

I thought you had a chauffeur JP :blink:
What's a 'chauffeur JP'.

I'm guessing £40 an hour but I wouldn't know. The Valet makes those arrangements.

[JPaul]

Some kind of magistrate who taxis in his spare time :unsure:

Would that be a taxi driver who magistrates in his spare time.

[Barbarossa]

:perplexed: :earl:

[Barbarossa]

Just borrow some of the extra comma's I have made in previous posts :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

Damn. No-one took the bait. :perpexed again: :earl: