I have decided to become a Rangers fan

[Skweeky]

...and you have JPauls spamming to thank for that:dry:

[Jagarga]

stfu belgian.

[manker]

...and you have JPauls spamming to thank for that:dry:
You're a girl, who gives a fuck what you think about fitba'.

Giving your boyfriend head while he plays online poker is as close as you should get to sport. Fact.

[Biggles]

...and you have JPauls spamming to thank for that:dry:
You're a girl, who gives a fuck what you think about fitba'.

Giving your boyfriend head while he plays online poker is as close as you should get to sport. Fact.

Whatever happened to the 1980s "New Man" :unsure:

[Petri]

What does Gary Numan have to do with all this? :huh:

[Skweeky]

You're a girl, who gives a fuck what you think about fitba'.

Giving your boyfriend head while he plays online poker is as close as you should get to sport. Fact.

Whatever happened to the 1980s "New Man" :unsure:

Don't tell anyone
But I've got one hidden in the house

Cooks, cleans, takes care of the cats and caters to my every emotional need.:D

[Barbarossa]

Whatever happened to the 1980s "New Man" :unsure:

Don't tell anyone
But I've got one hidden in the house

Cooks, cleans, takes care of the cats and caters to my every emotional need.:D

Doesn't your fiancé mind him being there? :blink:

[Snee]

I thought this thread was about hockey.
~Never mind~~

[thewizeard]

...and you have JPauls spamming to thank for that:dry:


next they will have you eating Bolognaise :(

Sonja nou!

[Skweeky]

...and you have JPauls spamming to thank for that:dry:
You're a girl, who gives a fuck what you think about fitba'.

Giving your boyfriend head while he plays online poker is as close as you should get to sport. Fact.

You're a welsh gaylord. Who cares what you think?:huh:

[Skweeky]

...and you have JPauls spamming to thank for that:dry:


next they will have you eating Bolognaise :(

Sonja nou!

Nooit!

Ik ben ook geen echte Rangers fan geworden, maar ik wil gewoon JPaul op de kast jagen:D

[manker]

You're a girl, who gives a fuck what you think about fitba'.

Giving your boyfriend head while he plays online poker is as close as you should get to sport. Fact.

You're a welsh gaylord. Who cares what you think?:huh:I know you are, but what am I?

You can do better than that, Shirley.

[Skweeky]

I apologise for the lame retort.

I only just got up and my wits are still somewhere beneath my pillow

[JPaul]

Good idea, support the huns.

Worst start for 23 years.
4 Wins from 10 games.
First ever loss to ICT, at Castle Greyskull.
10 point behind t'Hoops and 5 behind the jam tarts.
Booing the players and the manager
More debt than you can shake a big stick at.
David Murray now effectively owning the club, as near as makes no diference.
So another "share issue" isn't really an option
Give it a month and crowds will be falling away
Villified throughout Europe for sectarianism
Banned from singing your hate filled songs
Threatened with being thrown out of competitions if you do sing them
English Police not letting the fans come to "friendly" matches because of crowd trouble

You go girl, getting a season ticket should be a breeze next year.

[Barbarossa]

I only just got up and my tits are still somewhere beneath my pillow
:blink:

[Skweeky]

:lol:

JPaul, you're getting predictable old bean :P

[Snee]

There actually is a Castle Greyskull? :o

Cool!

[Skweeky]

Yeah, it's more common name is Celtic park

[manker]

I apologise for the lame retort.

I only just got up and my wits are still somewhere beneath my pillow
That's okay. On my way to work this morning, I remembered posting that and made an :earl: :pinch: face.

I was expecting a tirade to which I'd have no answer ... so I was a little underwhelmed by what was actually posted :unsure:

[JPaul]

Yeah, it's more common name is Celtic park

Your retorts are pish today, smelly.

[Skweeky]

I'm going back to bed to think about them.

BTW, completely aside from everything else,
does anyone know anything about life insurance? I need to get some.


Also

manker, I will think about the tirade. I'd hate to leave you disappointed like this.

[JPaul]

Do you want insurance or assurance.

Straight life cover or as a savings vehicle.

[Skweeky]

I dunno.

The one that pays out when either hun boy or I die. Preferably with critical illness cover as well.
Someone's phoning me today, but the last person to take advice from is an insurance salesman

[manker]

I dunno.

The one that pays out when either hun boy or I die. Preferably with critical illness cover as well.
Someone's phoning me today, but the last person to take advice from is an insurance salesmanYou should get an accountant and ask him.


Exorbitant fees, I hear you cry. Pish posh, says I.

[Skweeky]

Is anyone on here an accountant by any chance?

[Barbarossa]

I dunno.

The one that pays out when either hun boy or I die. Preferably with critical illness cover as well.
Someone's phoning me today, but the last person to take advice from is an insurance salesman

OK. What you want is a life insurance policy that pays out when either hun boy or you die, which contains critical illness cover as well.

Happy to help :)

[manker]

Is anyone on here an accountant by any chance?
Big Les is an accountant - but I believe he works in the civil service, so that immediately negates him from being useful in any real sense.

He's probably really good at writing letters tho' :smilie4:

[JPaul]

I think Barbie must be an accountant, based on his last.

Just putting two and two together like.

[Snee]

Yeah, it's more common name is Celtic park

When was the last time someone ran around in their underwear, hollering: "by the power of Celtic Park!"?

Never, I'd say, thus 'Castle Greyskull' is sooo much cooler.



You prolly don't get it 'cos you are a girl, as manker says.

And also: its its its.

[Barbarossa]

I think Barbie must be an accountant, based on his last.

Just putting two and two together like.

How rude :o

I think I liked it better when you thought I worked in a call centre :pinch:


Anyway, I said "Happy to help", so I can't be an accountant. :dry:


Or work in a call centre.

[Barbarossa]

Yeah, it's more common name is Celtic park

When was the last time someone ran around in their underwear, hollering: "by the power of Celtic Park!"?

Probably last night, somewhere in the dark corridors of JP's mansion :dabs:

[JPaul]

Yeah, it's more common name is Celtic park

When was the last time someone ran around in their underwear, hollering: "by the power of Celtic Park!"?



Last night at about 21:00 :oops:

[JPaul]

Jinx

[Snee]

Fair enough, I stand deflected :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

:lol:

[Skweeky]

I think Barbie must be an accountant, based on his last.

Just putting two and two together like.

How rude :o

I think I liked it better when you thought I worked in a call centre :pinch:


Anyway, I said "Happy to help", so I can't be an accountant. :dry:


Or work in a call centre.


I work in a call centre:dry:

And even though I don't spend that much time on the phone anymore these days, I'm always nice:)

Except if it's one of them cunts that thinks I'm not human because I work in a call centre:lol:


Anyways, what DO you do Barbie?

[Barbarossa]

Anyways, what DO you do Barbie?

Read my profile :01:


Occupation:
Highly technical computer stuff and that.

[manker]

They make actual humans work in call centres?!?!11?!1 :o


Outlawed battery chicken farming, yet this atrocity continues unabated.

[MCHeshPants420]

How rude :o

I think I liked it better when you thought I worked in a call centre :pinch:


Anyway, I said "Happy to help", so I can't be an accountant. :dry:


Or work in a call centre.


I work in a call centre:dry:

And even though I don't spend that much time on the phone anymore these days, I'm always nice:)

Except if it's one of them cunts that thinks I'm not human because I work in a call centre:lol:






Ooooo Dontcha hate that. "Am I speaking to a human?" at the beginning of a call. Or even more annoying, "Are you English?" :angry:

[Skweeky]

:lol:

I love it when they ask if I'm English. I can in all honestly say I'm not even British. That usually shuts em up

[CrabGirl]

Fucking wankers. I had a call today from a man who because I wouldn't refund him for a bottle of wine which he hadnt tried so didnt know whether it was off, called me unfriendly, rude and incompetent. I'm the friendliest person in the world at work! Wanker wanker wankercunt wanker.

[Barbarossa]

Fucking wankers. I had a call today from a man who because I wouldn't refund him for a bottle of wine which he hadnt tried so didnt know whether it was off, called me unfriendly, rude and incompetent. I'm the friendliest person in the world at work! Manker manker mankercunt manker.

:no2:

[Snee]

Except if it's one of them cunts that thinks I'm not human because I work in a call centre:lol:

Are you, tho? :unsure:

~Just making sure~

[Skweeky]

Last time I checked anyway.

[CrabGirl]

Fucking wankers. I had a call today from a man who because I wouldn't refund him for a bottle of wine which he hadnt tried so didnt know whether it was off, called me unfriendly, rude and incompetent. I'm the friendliest person in the world at work! Manker manker mankercunt manker.

:no2:

Wicked. I now suffer from Mankerettes!

[Snee]

Ok. Good to know.

:dabs: We need more bots, I say.