To JPaul; a poem

[Skweeky]

Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving cunt
You thought I had deserted you
And started listening to James Blunt

Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving twat
You thought I deserted the Hoops
A little bird told you that

Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving flange
You thought I didn't like the green and white
And instead, adored the orange

Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving minge
You pretend the be nice
But really you're a gringe

Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving snatch
If you shaved of your beard
You would be quite the catch

Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving muff
You're not so tough anymore
Once I called your bluff

Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving vagina
You're such a big pussy
I hope you get angina

[JPaul]

:glag::earl:

My fave bit is rhyming angina with vagina.

Genious.

[Petri]

What a beautiful poem...

I wish someone would write me one. :cry:

[Skweeky]

Yes, I'm rather proud of that myself.

I didn't realise how many synonyms I know for vagina

I must be becoming a true Scotswoman :D

[Jagarga]

you missed out cooter and crack.

[Skweeky]

Us Glaswegians don't use them words

[Gripper]

:glag:

[JPaul]

fudd, wizard's cuff, badly wrapped kebab, peabody.

[Skweeky]

Fudd, forgot that one

Maybe next time

[Gripper]

In mansfield they call it mott

[JPaul]

Fudd, forgot that one

Maybe next time

Should I do a gratuitous and obvious joke about me and Skweeky's fudd or will we just take that as being read.

[Jagarga]

muff, fanny.

[Gripper]

:emo: fudd
"I'll get that waskly wabbit"

[JPaul]

And you, cunt.

[Petri]

/me digs out his pics of Skweeky's fudd :naughty:

[Gripper]

Suddenley this thread becomes interesting:whistling
:naughty: :01:

[Petri]

Haha, I'm not giving them to anyone - they're all mine! MINE!!!!!!!!

[JPaul]

/me digs out his pics of Skweeky's fudd :naughty:

You've taken that too far.

[Gripper]

Fudd? (http://www.google.com/intl/xx-elmer/)

[Gripper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/Skweekysfudd.jpg
Skweekys Fudd?

[JPaul]

:lol:

Nice link.

[JPaul]

The link, not the pic.

[Petri]

Yeah. Not even Belgian girls are that hairy.

[JPaul]

Do you get Brazilians in Belgia.

[Petri]

Oh crap. The piccies are about the size of stamps on my new monitor. Care to send me some new ones, Skweeks? At a minimum resolution of, I dunno, about 1024x768? :naughty: :P Or have you gone all bashful these days?

[Skweeky]

I would if I had a camera darling.

I've just shaved as well


edit: I can't remember ever sending you that type of pictures.
kindly forward them to me on MSN, as to refresh my memory

[Biggles]

I thought flange and orange a bit dodgy but it came good with the last verse.

Well done that girl.

[Snee]

I thought flange and orange a bit dodgy...
Same here, but maybe it's because her first language is foreignese, it works perfectly in foreignese.

Racialist! :dry:

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It was good. Although I didn't like the rhytm at first, it's funny.
We should have the cheebus write a review like what proper poetry-student would.

[Proper Bo]

hoi, i'm not a poetry student, twunt.

[Skweeky]

I thought flange and orange a bit dodgy but it came good with the last verse.

Well done that girl.

I know, but you have to pronounce the orange with the stress on the second syllable. It's a artistic freedom eh!

[JPaul]

I thought flange and orange a bit dodgy but it came good with the last verse.

Well done that girl.

I know, but you have to pronounce the orange with the stress on the second syllable. It's a artistic freedom eh!

Pretend you're serving Ferrari Rogér at the time, Mr Ambassador.

[Proper Bo]

i still don't see how stressing the "runge" part of o-runge makes it sound like flange:unsure:

[JPaul]

i still don't see how stressing the "runge" part of o-runge makes it sound like flange:unsure:

:noes:

Arse.

[Proper Bo]

What.

[Snee]

hoi, i'm not a poetry student, twunt.

It's 2 l8, m8. U hav bin rumbled.

[JPaul]

What.

How

[Proper Bo]

U hav bin rumbled.

oh noes, is there a cure?:O

[Skweeky]

i still don't see how stressing the "runge" part of o-runge makes it sound like flange:unsure:

:noes:

Arse.


He's jealous cus no one wrote a poem about him:yup:

[JPaul]

:noes:

Arse.


He's jealous cus no one wrote a poem about him:yup:

I s'pose I'll need to do it well.


Hoi Bo,
You're a wastrel, tax dodging cunt.
Fact.


He should be happy now.

[Biggles]

He's jealous cus no one wrote a poem about him:yup:

I s'pose I'll need to do it well.


Hoi Bo,
You're a wastrel, tax dodging cunt.
Fact.


He should be happy now.

So

Bo

Twunt

or Cunt

Perhaps both if truth be told



errr.. it is one of those modern ones :blushing:

[JPaul]

Bit prosaic mate.

No offence like.

[Biggles]

Bit prosaic mate.

No offence like.

I thought it best for a Geordie an all.

[JPaul]

Fair point, well presented.

[100%]

Rap is poetry too you know

[JPaul]

Rap is poetry too you know

Yup, totally agree.

[Proper Bo]

:emo:

[Skweeky]

Oh Proper Bo
You big fat ho

You live in Whitley Bay
And everyone knows, that's a bit gay

You walk around in pink high heels
'Take me up the bum' Proper Bo squeals

We all think you're a bit of wanker
That's probably why you fancy manker

That's your poem, you big fat git
As you see, about you, no one gives a shit




(sorry, t'was a quicky)

[Proper Bo]

Shouldn't you be out stealing from orphans or whatever it is you do?

[Skweeky]

That's terribly

Is that your way to show your gratitude?



FYI; Some old doctor called me very helpful and efficient today and insisted on telling the manager about it.
That's how nice I am

[Proper Bo]

I could piss a better poem out my arse.

[Skweeky]

that's it

I'm removing my masterpiece from the screen.

[Proper Bo]

Your poems are shit
Everyone knows it's true
So fuck off, cunt.

[Proper Bo]

see?:snooty:

[Skweeky]

You're just jealous because you're not a literary genious like me

[Proper Bo]

You're just jealous because you're not a literary genious useless twunt like me

fixed.

[Skweeky]

Let it all out Bo
We can't all be blessed with the same wondrous talents.

Look...It'll be better and easier for you to accept you will never be as great as I am.
You need to start being happy with the person you are, even if that means your best job prospect at the moment is being manker's soliciting side kick.

[Proper Bo]

worst poem ever.

fact.

[Skweeky]

That wasn't a poem

[Proper Bo]

I know, I was just saying that your poem above my post was the worst poem ever.

[100%]

Proper Bo is skweeky's Hoe
Bend down and pick up that sou
So skweeky can soe
up those nasty stitches which stretched up your soul.