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JPaul
10-20-2006, 07:46 PM
From b3ta

* SHAME
"I download porn. And each time I tell myself
I'll make a porn folder and keep the best ones
on my computer. So I start downloading a few
different ones. Then when the first one's
downloaded I have a wank and immediately go
'oh, porn's a bit gross', and delete
everything (including going into the recycle
bin and deleting it from there). Then I regret
that."



Obviously it's not me, I keep mine, but is it you.

100%
10-20-2006, 07:53 PM
I prefer to project it onto the opposite building, and let the neighbours on my side decide which to keep.

(causes quite some arguements at times though)

Petri
10-20-2006, 07:59 PM
A porn folder? Bah, I have a porn partition! Thinking about buying an external drive, though - 500GB or so...

Snee
10-20-2006, 09:09 PM
If I download it, and I like it, I keep it. That goes for music, movies, games, books, comics, and porn.
I know who I am, I don't regret or deny what I like, or need, not to myself.

Barbarossa
10-23-2006, 08:53 AM
I prefer to project it onto the opposite building,

That's seriously powerful wanking :lol:

JPaul
10-23-2006, 06:28 PM
I prefer to project it onto the opposite building,

That's seriously powerful wanking :lol:

:lol:

Maybe he only does it once a year and get's all backed up.

100%
10-23-2006, 08:02 PM
Ok, i agree. the recoil can be pretty rough after a years load.
But it's worth it

ram82082
10-23-2006, 08:08 PM
no i usually delete it, after unless its good...... had 2 post something, its Jpaul. what smart aleck comment ya got?

JPaul
10-23-2006, 08:10 PM
no i usually delete it, after unless its good...... had 2 post something, its Jpaul. what smart aleck comment ya got?

There's no "k" in smart-alec.

Jagarga
10-23-2006, 08:39 PM
i used to keep it in a progam files diectory about 500 clicks inside a games directory hoping that anyone looking for it would get bored clicking to open all the directories, but then when burning a disc using nero i noticed someone had accessed my porn and put it onto disc, so rather than share it i deleted it all and now when i download some i burn it straight away and delete the evidence from the hard drive.

lightshow
10-24-2006, 01:06 AM
I always think its funny to go to a friends house, open up windows search

Search for *.mpg then *.avi and maybe a *.mpeg for good measure.

Then laugh at them since they hid it in C:\windows\system32\data\lib\dat\doc\bin\userdata\ghost.

No matter how deep it goes, a simple wildcard search does wonders. Haha.

Yummy momma. That's what I found. Hahaha.

Barbarossa
10-24-2006, 08:45 AM
Yeah, well I used to put it in the windows/system directory, and rename them all to *.dat files.

So fuck off :snooty:

manker
10-24-2006, 09:07 AM
I don't let anyone use the computer I store my porn on. That way, they don't find it.

Seems like the most sensible option.

smalle
10-24-2006, 09:09 AM
used to work in a pc shop, had to do some datarecovery on an almost dead hd...
they asked me to recover all the jpg's from sept '05 till now. when i did a search on the hd for all jpg's between that date it returned a lot of family pics but also shitloads of porn pics, prolly cache.
But i did what they asked me to do and put all those pics in one folder.

you should've seen that woman's face when she came back to pay for her beloved jpg's :p

GepperRankins
10-24-2006, 09:44 AM
i'm just all like "whats and you don't gots no porn?"

Jagarga
10-24-2006, 07:26 PM
i once did a search at a friends house on his recently deceased grandfathers computer and found loads of rubber fetish pictures and chicks with dicks. sorry i had to tell them seedler.

Proper Bo
10-24-2006, 08:30 PM
lol, you implied seedler was your friend

JPaul
10-24-2006, 08:47 PM
Yeah, no joke's worth that like.

Jagarga
10-24-2006, 08:48 PM
/kill

Snee
10-24-2006, 09:32 PM
I thought it was so embarassing I pretended I hadn't seen it.

Yah, rly.

JPaul
10-24-2006, 09:41 PM
The ultimate self pwnage. Fact

manker
10-24-2006, 11:12 PM
I thought it was so embarassing I pretended I hadn't seen it.

Yah, rly.
X2.

===

I rly did. I quite like that jaraga chap and didn't want to see any harm come to him.

bunny67
10-25-2006, 01:06 AM
cool same as me lol

Jagarga
10-25-2006, 03:50 PM
it was a true story until the bit about seedler being a friend. i was tired at the time and didn't proof read it.

callum
10-25-2006, 05:42 PM
So everything after this bit is a lie?


i once did a search

Good story, I don't see why you felt the need to make the rest up.

JPaul
10-25-2006, 06:05 PM
:O I also once did a search :spooky:

Proper Bo
11-09-2006, 01:28 AM
i once did a search at a friends house on his recently deceased grandfathers computer and found loads of rubber fetish pictures and chicks with dicks. sorry i had to tell them seedler.

bump

still can't believe you implied seedloler was your friend:no:

Proper Bo
11-09-2006, 01:33 AM
not rly funny anymore, is it:dabs:

JPaul
11-09-2006, 01:34 AM
i once did a search at a friends house on his recently deceased grandfathers computer and found loads of rubber fetish pictures and chicks with dicks. sorry i had to tell them seedler.

bump

still can't believe you implied seedloler was your friend:no:

Let it lie.

Jagarga
11-09-2006, 01:38 AM
sunderland gaytard.

Proper Bo
11-09-2006, 01:40 AM
sry:(

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Jagarga
11-09-2006, 01:43 AM
ccptd

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