The_Hunter
10-24-2006, 06:15 AM
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by
the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
OK Do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife.
"No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
No, I'm not attached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman,
"You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you
see her that the baby is black."
"Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money and
nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porn film. The lead man
was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business
and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I
must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see the Co-star in the movie
was this Swedish guy."
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business
either and I hate to pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes.
"Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also in the
movie, I really had no choice."
At this, the midwife again apologises, collects the baby and presents
her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on
the butt.
The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, " Thank god for
that!"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that she
was going to bark."
the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
OK Do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife.
"No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
No, I'm not attached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman,
"You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you
see her that the baby is black."
"Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money and
nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porn film. The lead man
was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business
and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I
must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see the Co-star in the movie
was this Swedish guy."
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business
either and I hate to pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes.
"Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also in the
movie, I really had no choice."
At this, the midwife again apologises, collects the baby and presents
her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on
the butt.
The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, " Thank god for
that!"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that she
was going to bark."