who would you do

[Basquiat]

i know u all are 2 manly to even fathom relations with another man, but if you can rise out of that shell this is the thread to admit it....what dude would you do if u had a gun at ur head?

i would have to go with don johnson from the early 80's, damn crockett was hot in all white with no socks...

[manker]

Duno ... maybe Mulder or SnnY :unsure:

[Skiz]

RuPaul, definitley RuPaul. :mellow:

At least it looks like a chica.

[manker]

RuPaul, definitley RuPaul. :mellow:
You obviously mean JPaul - and you can get in the fucking queue, cowboy :kiss:

[MCHeshPants420]

Can't I just go for a manly looking bloke like Franka Potente or Katee Sackhoff?

[Mr. Mulder]

Can't I just go for a manly looking bloke like Franka Potente or Katee Sackhoff?
:no:

[Mr. Mulder]

whoever's buying me drinks :kiss:

[Basquiat]

hehe come on a young don johnson?....who could say no....my back up would have to be a young christopher reeve...superman 1 days....damn i need a date./

edit: maybe a 3 way with David Duchovny

edit: in his early 90's "im scared of aliens" days

[100%]

Don should be easier to get now that he ain't in the spot light anymore.

[manker]

hehe come on a young don johnson?....who could say no....my back up would have to be a young christopher reeve...superman 1 days....damn i need a date./Even tho' the topic is overtly homosexual, you've also managed to cram at least two instances of gay innuendo in that post.

You are to be congratulated.

[Basquiat]

hehe come on a young don johnson?....who could say no....my back up would have to be a young christopher reeve...superman 1 days....damn i need a date./Even tho' the topic is overtly homosexual, you've also managed to cram at least two instances of gay innuendo in that post.

You are to be congratulated.


your avatar is overtly homosexual enough for everyone...dont be such a fag

[Basquiat]

i didnt mean that...i wish people could be what they are without fear of reprisal...carry on

[Mr. Mulder]

i didnt mean that...i wish people could be what they are without fear of reprisal...carry on
unless they're gays then you throw rocks at them for trying to touch your stuff.

[Barbarossa]

i know u all are 2 manly to even fathom relations with another man, but if you can rise out of that shell this is the thread to admit it....what dude would you do if u had a gun at ur head?

i would have to go with don johnson from the early 80's, damn crockett was hot in all white with no socks...

I'd probably just go with the gun :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

probably bo :wub:

[100%]

It's the thought that counts.

[manker]

Even tho' the topic is overtly homosexual, you've also managed to cram at least two instances of gay innuendo in that post.

You are to be congratulated.


your avatar is overtly homosexual enough for everyone...dont be such a fag
I made this just for you, Basquiat :drool:

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/7755/avatarservletfr9.gif

[GepperRankins]

It's The thoughts that count.


:wub:

[Barbarossa]

I'd probably do Dave, I think he'd be eager to please :smilie4:

[manker]

I'd probably do Dave, I think he'd be eager to please :smilie4:
Yeah but his hair gets everywhere.

[GepperRankins]

I'd probably do Dave, I think he'd be eager to please :smilie4:
Yeah but his hair gets everywhere.
:lolz:

[100%]

Remember kidz, use condominiums.

[Proper Bo]

probably bo :wub:

there's a surprise:mellow:

[littlehelenb]

Ohmigod - how did I get in here.........let me out :noes:

[MotoR6]

I'd probably just go with the gun :dabs:

+1, some things are worth dying for, and keeping my dookie passage and mouth free of penis is near the top of the list.

Basquiat this may be the gayest thread I have ever read anywhere and I've read some pretty gay PITTB threads, congrats. :P

Joke I read the other day..

What's the difference between a Homosexual and a Homophobe?

Nothing. They are both Gay.

Basquiat, you know how I know you're gay, you used the word fathom.

[Snee]

Duno ... maybe Mulder or SnnY :unsure:

:wub: :kiss:


Basquiat, you know how I know you're gay, you used the word fathom.

Uh-oh :dabs:

[Busyman™]

This is quite simple.

I'd go with a stunningly good (womanly) looking transexual that has gone through a year of hormone therapy.

It is still a man but:

1. has no balls

2. has no dick

3. has tits

4. sounds like a woman

5. looks like a woman in the face

6. I don't get shot in the head with a gun

[manker]

You think there are stunningly good looking transexuals :kiss:

pics.

[Alien5]

7. sits down to pee

[Busyman™]

You think there are stunningly good looking transexuals :kiss:

pics.

Aww hell, I don't have pics but I have seen pics that fool you.

You go, "GTFOOH, That's a man?!!11".

The really bad part is that for the parameters of this thread, I'd still know it's man but it would seem the most palatable versus a man with hanging bits and manly smells.:sick: :frusty: :sick:

I saw a show called Pornucopia on Showtime where there was a "woman" in porn industry so good looking that men at a porn convention were still coming up to "her" for "her" autograph....

the problem was, it was a she-male...."she" kept her bits.ewwwwwww

[manker]

You think there are stunningly good looking transexuals :kiss:

pics.

Aww hell, I don't have pics but I have seen pics that fool you.

You go, "GTFOOH, That's a man?!!11".

The really bad part is that for the parameters of this thread, I'd still know it's man but it would seem the most palatable versus a man with hanging bits and manly smells.:sick: :frusty: :sick:

I saw a show called Pornucopia on Showtime where there was a "woman" in porn industry so good looking that men at a porn convention were still coming up to "her" for "her" autograph....

the problem was, it was a she-male...."she" kept her bits.ewwwwwww
I see what you're saying but I don't think I've ever seen a pic of a transexual that looked like anything other than a bloke in a dress.

You must have looked at a lot more pics of transexuals than me :kiss:

[jimbo12345]

I'd screw George Bush...if a gun was present....

I could get away with it...people would say "he fucks Bush"...and they'd be like "yeah, dont we all" ....except women obviously.They'd e like "yeah...Jarvis Cocker..can get enough of that" . Or summat...i dont know. Stupid question.

Its a hypothetical question....i am truely homophobic at heart.

Could he borrow Mankers Golden shoes?

[manker]

I'd screw George Bush...if a gun was present....

I could get away with it...people would say "he fucks Bush"...and they'd be like "yeah, dont we all" ....except women obviously.They'd e like "yeah...Jarvis Cocker..can get enough of that" . Or summat...i dont know. Stupid question.

Its a hypothetical question....i am truely homophobic at heart.

Could he borrow Mankers Golden shoes?
You were bordering on coherent yesterday - wtf has happened.

[jimbo12345]

no idea sunshine, but i tell you something, you were right, too much yoghurt on your nuts is uncomfortable after a while.

And it dries like plaster. Kinda like that stuff on strawberry poptarts.

Without the strawberries.

Or tarts.

Just testicles.

[Busyman™]

Aww hell, I don't have pics but I have seen pics that fool you.

You go, "GTFOOH, That's a man?!!11".

The really bad part is that for the parameters of this thread, I'd still know it's man but it would seem the most palatable versus a man with hanging bits and manly smells.:sick: :frusty: :sick:

I saw a show called Pornucopia on Showtime where there was a "woman" in porn industry so good looking that men at a porn convention were still coming up to "her" for "her" autograph....

the problem was, it was a she-male...."she" kept her bits.ewwwwwww
I see what you're saying but I don't think I've ever seen a pic of a transexual that looked like anything other than a bloke in a dress.

You must have looked at a lot more pics of transexuals than me :kiss:

I doubt it. I mean I'm sure you've looked at your own pictures after you've taken them.

[MCHeshPants420]

I know you are but what am I!!!!111

[JPaul]

I see what you're saying but I don't think I've ever seen a pic of a transexual that looked like anything other than a bloke in a dress.

You must have looked at a lot more pics of transexuals than me :kiss:

I doubt it. I mean I'm sure you've looked at your own pictures after you've taken them.

Are you like 8 or something.

[CrabGirl]

no idea sunshine, but i tell you something, you were right, too much yoghurt on your nuts is uncomfortable after a while.

And it dries like plaster. Kinda like that stuff on strawberry poptarts.

Without the strawberries.

Or tarts.

Just testicles.

That's just balls. :dabs: