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NeoTheOne
11-06-2006, 10:04 PM
Some of my freinds were playing a game of hangman, when on of them made the puzzle a porn stars name , they had a laugh and game over, but the sheet landed in the teachers hand and now he is getting the kids in trouble for making a porn stars name a puzzle. Like shit, its a name , its nothign obsecene, its not liek they downloaded the movies , or drew picutures, it was a name.. should they get in trouble for that??

tesco
11-06-2006, 10:13 PM
what was the name?

NeoTheOne
11-06-2006, 10:30 PM
Raven Riley

JPaul
11-06-2006, 10:32 PM
How did the teacher know it was a prawnster's name.

NeoTheOne
11-06-2006, 10:37 PM
oo you they were like putting hints at the top , so they wrote Adult Star or sum thing , but thats not the point , the point is its just a name , its not PORN it self

JPaul
11-06-2006, 11:07 PM
I'll be the judge of what's the point.

Were they doing this in class.

NeoTheOne
11-06-2006, 11:28 PM
they were doing this in a free period, the teacher told them to do whatever they wish , as long as there not loud and disturbing

Hairbautt
11-06-2006, 11:41 PM
Sounds like harmless fun done by a buncha fellow guys. I'd probably slap the hands of the students (not literally) and tell them its just inappropriate. The end.

Edit: Wish I had free period.

lee551
11-06-2006, 11:42 PM
yea. seems like bullshit to me. people should just relax a little bit.

JPaul
11-06-2006, 11:43 PM
Sounds like harmless fun done by a buncha fellow guys. I'd probably slap the hands of the students (not literally) and tell them its just inappropriate. The end.

Edit: Wish I had free period.

:noes:

Hairbautt
11-06-2006, 11:46 PM
Sounds like harmless fun done by a buncha fellow guys. I'd probably slap the hands of the students (not literally) and tell them its just inappropriate. The end.

Edit: Wish I had free period.

:noes::O
Oh come on, your like my old-school grandma...Always beating me and telling me "No!".

Oh god, I hope she doesn't see that...:shutup:

NeoTheOne
11-07-2006, 12:41 AM
HA My point exactly , the teacher is over reacting , he said that he gave the sheet to the Vice Principal and now he will take some serious action against thing , I told my friends that the VP has a lot of real stuff to take care of such as the increased violence in the school, man the teacher seriously needs to chill lol . I will show this thread to my friends and make them relax a little

Hairbautt
11-07-2006, 12:45 AM
the Vice Principal
Where I come from, we call them Assistant Principals. Do you live in an oppressed nation?:unsure: And yes relax...tell this story to your kids one day and they will laugh. (Unless the World ends before then...uh-oh better get crackin'!)

NeoTheOne
11-07-2006, 12:54 AM
I come From a world that i call Canada LOL

BeautifulStar
11-07-2006, 01:02 AM
Yeahh thats so stupid.. it caused no harm! Just people playing a game... what does he expect for teens!:blink:

NeoTheOne
11-07-2006, 01:20 AM
well said samantha :D

tesco
11-07-2006, 01:23 AM
No harm then as you say it's just a name :blink:

We call them vice principals too.

NeoTheOne
11-07-2006, 01:25 AM
yea it was just names LOL , it wasn't anything more

clocker
11-07-2006, 01:27 AM
I come From a world that i call Canada LOL
Do the other Trafalmadorians know about that?

Hairbautt
11-07-2006, 02:10 AM
I come From a world that i call Canada LOL
Well that'll explain it. :rolleyes:

Trafamandoarinas...(whatever), is that a Slaughterhouse 5 reference? :ermm:

MagicNakor
11-07-2006, 03:41 AM
I don't really even see how that was inappropriate. :blink: Either I'm going to be the worst teacher ever or one of the cool ones.

:shuriken:

NeoTheOne
11-07-2006, 04:07 AM
I say cool ones, let the kids get away as long as it doesn't cross the lines such as actuality downloading obscene materials .

100%
11-07-2006, 08:08 AM
By saying a pornstars name out loud, it is said that they will visit you in your sleep...
hence i agree with the teach.

Gripper
11-07-2006, 10:00 AM
Giving the pornstars name to the Vice-principal,indicates a far more serious problem in your school with deviant sex in than you would have us believe.
Pervert!







:lol:

NeoTheOne
11-07-2006, 08:44 PM
LMFAO , Well anywhoo , we will find the fate of this situation tommro as they have class with the teacher

JPaul
11-07-2006, 09:05 PM
It's Tralfamadorians ffs.

He's your greatest Author and you can't even get that right.

Hairbautt
11-07-2006, 09:13 PM
It's Tralfamadorians ffs.

He's your greatest Author and you can't even get that right.
You think John Vonnegut (or whatever) is the greatest author? My greatest author? :dry:

Seriously...:ph34r:

JPaul
11-07-2006, 09:16 PM
It's Tralfamadorians ffs.

He's your greatest Author and you can't even get that right.
You think John Vonnegut (or whatever) is the greatest author? My greatest author? :dry:

Seriously...:ph34r:

He's the greatest American author,yes that is my considered opinion.

His name is Kurt, not John, but I'm fairly confident you knew that anyway. Being such an erudite 13 year old Floridian.

Hairbautt
11-07-2006, 09:18 PM
Actually I forgot it was Kurt. I read that book in the 11th grade. Very wierd, but before him we were reading Thoreau's Walden so Vonnegut was a welcome change.

erudite \AIR-yuh-dyt; -uh-dyt\, adjective:
Characterized by extensive reading or knowledge; learned.

Sweet.

JPaul
11-07-2006, 09:21 PM
Actually I forgot it was Kurt. I read that book in the 11th grade. Very wierd, but before him we were reading Thoreau's Walden so Vonnegut was a welcome change.

erudite \AIR-yuh-dyt; -uh-dyt\, adjective:
Characterized by extensive reading or knowledge; learned.

Sweet.

For a 13 year old Floridian like. :naughty:

I think God Bless You Mr Rosewater was fan-tastic.

And also Breakfast of Champions.

BeautifulStar
11-07-2006, 09:59 PM
Eh I was reading some of this stuff and WTF... do you think it was just ALL guys.. pshh I was RIGHT there was a girl there... I know LOL

manker
11-07-2006, 10:11 PM
Eh I was reading some of this stuff and WTF... do you think it was just ALL guys.. pshh I was RIGHT there was a girl there... I know LOL
Shut it, lesboid.

NeoTheOne
11-07-2006, 10:57 PM
LMFAO , BeautifulStar You made up one of the puzzles too didn't you? the one about playboy , man the teacher is gonna act dumb tommro , he was such a cool teacher too , and its not like we downloaded adult matieral, we just wrote a damn name down

BeautifulStar
11-07-2006, 11:09 PM
FIRST im nah lesbain im bi theres a differece
SECOND theres nothing at all wrong with that
&&
THIRD i can say what a want when i want
SOOOO :shutup: HUSH!

JPaul
11-07-2006, 11:21 PM
FIRST im nah lesbain im bi theres a differece


Are you from Newcastle, lesbian.

Proper Bo
11-07-2006, 11:23 PM
:huh:

NeoTheOne
11-07-2006, 11:26 PM
LMFAO newcastle LOL

Proper Bo
11-07-2006, 11:27 PM
LMFAO newcastle LOL

:huh:

edit: oh, you're a canadiaian, nevermind.

JPaul
11-07-2006, 11:31 PM
LMFAO newcastle LOL

:huh:

edit: oh, you're a canadiaian, nevermind.

Step away from the Canadian, keep your hands where I can see them.

BeautifulStar
11-07-2006, 11:31 PM
NEWCASTLE? wtf... aNd what u gotz a prob with me being Bi... or what you think i am lesbian... i thought that was sexy?

Proper Bo
11-07-2006, 11:32 PM
newcastle > canadia.
fact.

JPaul
11-07-2006, 11:34 PM
newcastle > canadia.
fact.

A bag of shite > Canadia.

Fact

Proper Bo
11-07-2006, 11:34 PM
therefore newcastle > canadia:snooty:

JPaul
11-07-2006, 11:37 PM
therefore newcastle > canadia:snooty:

I never said that.

NeoTheOne
11-07-2006, 11:45 PM
Ha Amazing , LOL , anyways , i cant wait till tommro , I will find out what the teacher does to us for this garbage lol , i saw him today and hez giving me evil looks LMFAO

Hairbautt
11-08-2006, 12:28 AM
Why don't you just go up to your teacher's desk and start masterbating. Show that prick who's boss.

tesco
11-08-2006, 12:37 AM
... or what you think i am lesbian... i thought that was sexy?
Only if you're hot.;)

BeautifulStar
11-08-2006, 12:42 AM
Lol... I'm laugh so HARD if he comes to me and asks me questions

JPaul
11-08-2006, 04:41 PM
Why don't you just go up to your teacher's desk and start masterbating. Show that prick who's boss.

So you think masturbating in public will teach his penis who's in charge.

Might work I suppose.

BeautifulStar
11-09-2006, 12:36 AM
It could work, you never know, but I don't wanna be there when it happens

JPaul
11-09-2006, 01:05 AM
It could work, you never know, but I don't wanna be there when it happens

So you think he's actually going to do it. :O

Hairbautt
11-09-2006, 02:06 AM
but I don't wanna be there when it happens
Why? I'd laugh my ass off when he does it. Actually..wait, your right. If he takes half as long as I do, it'd be an akward situation. :ermm:

ram82082
11-09-2006, 09:04 PM
ewwwlll

RainRoofer
11-09-2006, 10:03 PM
roflmao

amopeo
11-09-2006, 10:32 PM
but I don't wanna be there when it happens
Why? I'd laugh my ass off when he does it. Actually..wait, your right. If he takes half as long as I do, it'd be an akward situation. :ermm:


try baby oil it might help speed the process. :naughty: wait u are only 13, u should not be doing that until 16. men kids these days.

JPaul
11-09-2006, 10:35 PM
Why? I'd laugh my ass off when he does it. Actually..wait, your right. If he takes half as long as I do, it'd be an akward situation. :ermm:


try baby oil it might help speed the process. :naughty:

As you grow older you will learn that slowing the process is more important than speeding it up.

That however relates to when you actually involve a woman in the procedure. As opposed to cracking one off.

Proper Bo
11-09-2006, 10:36 PM
lol, jp said "cracking one off":blushing:

JPaul
11-09-2006, 10:39 PM
lol, jp said "cracking one off":blushing:

So what are you young fellas calling your masturbatorial interludes these days.

CrabGirl
11-09-2006, 10:51 PM
With his age it's probably brittle enough to do exactly that.

JPaul
11-09-2006, 10:55 PM
With his age it's probably brittle enough to do exactly that.

Trust me young bean, it's more likely to be flexible than brittle these days.

CrabGirl
11-09-2006, 10:57 PM
Can't talk...giggling at brittle peens.

JPaul
11-09-2006, 10:59 PM
Do you have a collection like.

CrabGirl
11-09-2006, 11:02 PM
Nope. You're the first!

JPaul
11-09-2006, 11:06 PM
Nope. You're the first!

I told you, mine is more likely to be of the rubber hose than pool cue variety.

CrabGirl
11-09-2006, 11:15 PM
I've seen brittle rubber hoses.

http://www.cdxetextbook.com/engines/cool/coolingSystem/images/cool_04_2G.jpg

JPaul
11-09-2006, 11:17 PM
No mate, you've seen petrified rubber hoses.

CrabGirl
11-09-2006, 11:18 PM
I'd be scared too if I had a brittle peen.

JPaul
11-09-2006, 11:23 PM
I'd be scared too if I had a brittle peen.

The trick is to rub it with oil on a regular basis. This prevents the petrification process from taking place.

Jagarga
11-09-2006, 11:28 PM
get a life.

Jagarga
11-09-2006, 11:28 PM
etc.

JPaul
11-09-2006, 11:29 PM
I'd like to, but Chebus' burd want's to talk about her penis for some reason.

CrabGirl
11-09-2006, 11:30 PM
I'd be scared too if I had a brittle peen.

The trick is to rub it with oil on a regular basis. This prevents the putrification process from taking place.

fixed

JPaul
11-09-2006, 11:31 PM
The trick is to rub it with oil on a regular basis. This prevents the putrification process from taking place.

fixed

That's a matter of taste tho'.

CrabGirl
11-09-2006, 11:32 PM
I'd like to, but Chebus' burd want's to talk about her penis for some reason.

I was talking about your penis, mostly. And hypothetical penii, of the purportedly brittle kind.

IF I had a penis. It would be enormous, and in no way brittle. :unsure:

JPaul
11-09-2006, 11:34 PM
Cheese has a big cawk, but can't get an erection

Fixed.

CrabGirl
11-09-2006, 11:38 PM
I wish I had a penis as big as Cheese's, and a hawt lass on which to use it.

Fixed.

:whistling

JPaul
11-09-2006, 11:42 PM
:lol: :earl:

Any lass I have ever known has more gone for the "in", rather than "on" option.

However so long as you are both happy, fill yer boots.

CrabGirl
11-09-2006, 11:45 PM
:lol: :earl:

However so long as you are both happy, fill yer boots.


Me boots? God GOD no! They cost me £80. :cry:

Hairbautt
11-09-2006, 11:48 PM
I just say "jackin".

With his age it's probably brittle enough to do exactly that.
:dry: Bitch.

Edit: Woah, wow didn't know theres a 3rd page.

Jagarga
11-09-2006, 11:55 PM
and a hawt lass on which to use it.

so does he.

burnz

:whistling

CrabGirl
11-09-2006, 11:56 PM
what

Jagarga
11-09-2006, 11:56 PM
not that i'm saying you're ugly or owt.

CrabGirl
11-09-2006, 11:59 PM
I've got a brittle penis and spunky boots. You paint the picture!

JPaul
11-10-2006, 12:00 AM
I've got a brittle penis and spunky boots. You paint the picture!

Or don't.

That would be a better idea.

CrabGirl
11-10-2006, 12:03 AM
No no... Do!

Jagarga
11-10-2006, 01:15 AM
what do i look like a cubist impressionist circa 17th century?