hippychick
11-10-2006, 09:54 PM
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the
alley that had the bulls. They
come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times
last year." The wife
turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could
learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65
times last year." The wife
turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That
is over 5 times a month.
You can learn from this one, also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365
times last year." The
wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.
That is ONCE A DAY!!! You
could really learn from this one."
The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365
times with the same cow."
alley that had the bulls. They
come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times
last year." The wife
turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could
learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65
times last year." The wife
turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That
is over 5 times a month.
You can learn from this one, also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365
times last year." The
wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.
That is ONCE A DAY!!! You
could really learn from this one."
The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365
times with the same cow."