What would happen if I pished into a wall outlet...

[Seedler]

Yah, so what would happen?

I saw a power outlet in my school washroom today, and felt a little naughty:naughty:

But I thought twice about it, how water conducts electricity and the nitrogenous bases in your pish makes it even a better conductor.

So I spent some time deciding, and thought not to take any risks.

As for your physics experts, would the electricty, AC current electrocute you in this scenarios?

[callum]

No

But it might be different in third world countries, where the eletrics are in actual fact pish.

[Proper Bo]

you'd have to have a really small cock too.

[Proper Bo]

nevermind

[tesco]

It would work technically but what would really happen is the piss wouldn't be a solid stream unless u were like a half-foot away from it and even then it has to connect the metal INSIDE the outlet with your stream...

[callum]

Wouldn't it cause a short between live/neutral or live/earth, which even without an rcd(whatever it's caused over there) would leave the pisher unharmed.

To put it simply, the electrickery would rather go anywhere apart from seedlers tiny penis.

[tesco]

rcd(whatever it's caused over there) GFI?

There's not much chance of getting the piss stream to connect live and neutral/ground[earth] IMO but it could be possible.

[callum]

Not sure how things are wired over there, but here a power outlet contains live, neutral and earth. Spray it with water and at the very least you'll hit earth.

edit - GFI seems to be the same thing.

[j2k4]

Don't you have enough penis issues already?

Seriously, though, if you're gonna do that, you should just trade off your current unfeasible goods for a real live johnson.

As a bonus, when you graduate, you can get work immediately as a ghey male porn star. ;)

[callum]

Leave the boy alone, he's finally found something that's a snug fit.

[Virtualbody1234]

Try it on an electric fence. :shifty:

http://www.fws.gov/hoppermountain/images/workday.JPG

[Skiz]

Nothing if you pissed into only one of the holes, but if managed to somehow complete a stream into both simultaneously, I'd imagine you'd be in pain way beyond comprehension. :pinch:

[peat moss]

Nothing if you pissed into only one of the holes, but if managed to somehow complete a stream into both simultaneously, I'd imagine you'd be in pain way beyond comprehension. :pinch:


Speaking from experience ? JK I'm getting sick of this threads poster boy ,crying about his little Pee pee . Fuck me this is 6 inches ------------- get over it ! :ermm:

Ah crap I have to add , you got a tongue ? Try the Tigers Kiss or Butterfly Flick , you finger it out . :)

[Seedler]

Wtf? I never even mention anything about penis in the thread, I was just curious about what would happen.:dry:

Okay so it is safe, hope I don't get electrocuted by any chance you guys are lying.:ermm:

[tesco]

:shifty: Nono, it's perfectly safe.

[j2k4]

:shifty: Nono, it's perfectly safe.

Actually, you can give yourself an extra layer of safety if you remove the outlet cover before you get your wee-wee out and start pishing. :)

[JPaul]

You would not be electrocuted. The broken stream theory is correct.

It also depends what you are wearing on your feet since even if the electricity could get to your body it would have to find a way to earth

However there is a reasonable chance that you may get burned when the wall socket produces a large flash during the ensuing explosion. I would certainly want to be at least a couple of metres away, making the constant stream even less likely.

[Alien5]

are you still standing there now?

[peat moss]

are you still standing there now?



Hmm Guess not, took time out to change his socks ?

[Seedler]

Haven't tried it yet, will do on Monday though:yup:

Guess I'll keep you updated, or not...depending on what happens:unsure:

[Alien5]

i hope your penis doesnt burn off and die

[Barbarossa]

i hope your penis burns off and you die

[Alien5]

i hope mr burns dies off

[Seedler]

Did it in the girl's washroom today:naughty:

Was way after classes ended, around 5pm and classes ended at 2:40, was waiting for ride.

Anyway, first released controlled shots, and when nothing happened, stood back around 10 feet and let loose completely.

Although somehow I feel disappointed:unsure:

[Hairbautt]

Aww, man what a disappointment. :sad1: I thought it was going to be a new way to get sterile. :wank:

Quite the method you used though^.

[Virtualbody1234]

Keep trying!

[Wolfmight]

Yah, so what would happen?

I saw a power outlet in my school washroom today, and felt a little naughty:naughty:

But I thought twice about it, how water conducts electricity and the nitrogenous bases in your pish makes it even a better conductor.

So I spent some time deciding, and thought not to take any risks.

As for your physics experts, would the electricty, AC current electrocute you in this scenarios?

uhhhh.you could die.

[Alien5]

Schoolboy dies in interweb dare electricity experiment :unsure: