member stalking: what to do?

[Jagarga]

well? i'm currently being stalked by another member, he posts offensive things about me in threads and sent me 3 pm's the other day calling me a cunt and thtreatening to cut my eyelids off when he catches me. i think he fancies me, should i ask him out or wait for him to make the first move?

[JPaul]

Stop abusing the possessive apostrophe, that would be a start, cunt.

[CrabGirl]

I'd find out where he lives and visit him to profess your undying eyelidless love.

[JPaul]

Be really difficult to sleep on it tho'

[Alien5]

follow your fart

[Jagarga]

yeah i hear norfuck is a cunthole of a place.

[WOX]

man i wish somebody stalke me lol

[manker]

well? i'm currently being stalked by another member, he posts offensive things about me in threads and sent me 3 pm's the other day calling me a cunt and thtreatening to cut my eyelids off when he catches me. i think he fancies me, should i ask him out or wait for him to make the first move?
Reveal your gypsy heritage, he won't take you then on cos gypsies are right tough, vengeful, thieving bar-stewards.

[Jagarga]

you drink gypsies pish ya cunt.

[manker]

you drink gypsies pish ya cunt.
Only after felching yer ma.

It's the only thing that'll get rid of the taste.

[JPaul]

You've tane that too far.

[Jagarga]

yeah, i fisted yer da while yer ma gave me a blumpkin.

[Midnat]

do this over msn kids, its boring!

[enoughfakefiles]

do this over msn kids, its boring!

Felching over msn :blink:

[j2k4]

Member?

Stalk?

Hmmph.

I call mine Thor.

[JPaul]

Mjolnir would have worked better, but you are an American, so well done.

[j2k4]

Mjolnir would have worked better, but you are an American, so well done.

I had to account for the hair, as well as the God-like proportion.














The other came up a wee bit, well...short.

[JPaul]

Mjolnir would have worked better, but you are an American, so well done.

I had to account for the hair, as well as the God-like proportion.

The other came up a wee bit, well...short.


You have long blonde hair on the tip of your cawk. :blink:





You wish.

[j2k4]

I had to account for the hair, as well as the God-like proportion.

The other came up a wee bit, well...short.


You have long blonde hair on the tip of your cawk. :blink:





You wish.

No, the other end.

The tip has the regulation winged helmet. ;)

[JPaul]

You have long blonde hair on the tip of your cawk. :blink:





You wish.

No, the other end.

The tip has the regulation winged helmet. ;)

Freak.

[manker]

That's just typical of you. j2 tells the board about his genital wart affliction - and you call him a freak, most likely reducing the chap to tears.

I think he's been very brave.

[Chip Monk]

I agree with the Welshman

Sorry, I just can't say it.

[100%]

It's not easy to stalk, you get alot of negative energy.
But if you do it right, you get what you want.

[j2k4]

That's just typical of you. j2 tells the board about his genital wart affliction - and you call him a freak, most likely reducing the chap to tears.

I think he's been very brave.

I speak in English, and you listen in Welsh?

We don't have genital warts in this country; stop trying to co-opt the winged brigade with your silly ploy for American aid.

Bloody hell, you work in a bank-buy some ointment, ffs.

[JPaul]

Ignore Welshboi, he has transferance issues.

[j2k4]

Ignore Welshboi, he has transferance issues.

He is an penalate wannabe. :whistling

[manker]

That's just typical of you. j2 tells the board about his genital wart affliction - and you call him a freak, most likely reducing the chap to tears.

I think he's been very brave.

I speak in English, and you listen in Welsh?

We don't have genital warts in this country; stop trying to co-opt the winged brigade with your silly ploy for American aid.

Bloody hell, you work in a bank-buy some ointment, ffs.
What's a bank-buy.

Look, if you're going to perpetually confuse hyphens with dashes, don't use either.




Edit: I don't mean to be harsh - in actual fact, you're one of the most literate Americans I know.

[Buffalo]

Re: member stalking: what to do?

kill them and cut the body into six bits and feed it to popes pig farm