frozen chicken help

[Buffalo]

I have munchies, (alcohol related)
but i only have a whole frozen chicken, It will fit in the kettle & I could re-boil it a few times.
i'm well hungry but the cook has gone for the night.

I think it will be ok :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

I don't think it will, but pics anyway:smilie4:

[internet.news]

sex the chicken and get a light for your cigarette from the kettle :01:


Disclaimer: The above advice can result in having to wait in A&E with a kettle stuck on head and a chicken

[Alien5]

sack the cook for leaving you hungry n order a keebab

[Wolfmight]

1. Sack the Cook
2. Warm the chicken
3. Screw the Chicken
4. Screw the Cook's girlfriend/wife
4.5. If girl/wife ugly, screw next hot girl you see.
5. Then light the cigarette

[JordoR]

Make sure when your cooking the chicken, that theres some pink left in the middle (or even better red). This means it's done and ready to eat.

[Wolfmight]

Make sure when your cooking the chicken, that theres some pink left in the middle (or even better red). This means it's done and ready to eat.

Or ready to pop a cherry with.
HOooo Yeaa...Redneck PhUckIn!

[Alien5]

remember -if it tastes fishy and the use by date is nov 2004 or less, then it needs an extra 10 mins cooking.

[GepperRankins]

microwave it for ages then grill it in small bits? :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

idiots:no2:

he posted this an hour ago, he'll already be puking from the food poisoning by now:rolleyes:

[internet.news]

wrap a wonderbra around it

[internet.news]

idiots:no2:

he posted this an hour ago, he'll already be puking from the food poisoning by now:rolleyes:

ahhhh :pinch:

[JordoR]

idiots:no2:

he posted this an hour ago, he'll already be puking from the food poisoning by now:rolleyes:

Then my job here is done. :ph34r:

[Alien5]

are you sure it was a chicken?

[Buffalo]

I've got bad diarrhoea and I’m in need of a new kettle.
Simple safety precautions, cooking when intoxicated is not safe.
Cooking when naked is not advised as well, damn kettle was spitting bits of chicken on me, kind of cool though

[Alien5]

you really ate it?

[MagicNakor]

And to think everything would've been fine if you had a can of beer and access to a grill.

:shuriken:

[100%]

Chickens like humans, die if frozen.