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peat moss
11-20-2006, 03:18 AM
Hey do you think he stood on a chair for his wedding pic's ?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,13509-2462035,00.html

Don't know why this is so funny but ?

During the vows the minister asked Holmes: “Do you take his fortune at its prime and ebb and seek with him best fortune for us all? Do you?” The bride replied: “I do.” The minister said: “Good then, I am sure you will and surer yet that you’ll fare well and staunchly as a wife.” To Cruise, he said: “And when she’s older do you keep her still? Do you?” He replied: “I do.”
peat moss
11-20-2006, 03:32 AM
Ah crap I spelt Cruise wrong story of my life tho . Is that what Scientology is, respect no one but thy self ? Marriage as we all know is a sharing of love to the end , a partnership that is all consuming ? Or did I get married for the wrong reason ? :D
brotherdoobie
11-20-2006, 03:46 AM
Ah crap I spelt Cruise wrong story of my life tho . Is that what Scientology is, respect no one but thy self ? Marriage as we all know is a sharing of love to the end , a partnership that is all consuming ? Or did I get married for the wrong reason ? :D

Butt sex is a valid reason,for most.:naughty:

Peace bd
peat moss
11-20-2006, 04:01 AM
Ah crap I spelt Cruise wrong story of my life tho . Is that what Scientology is, respect no one but thy self ? Marriage as we all know is a sharing of love to the end , a partnership that is all consuming ? Or did I get married for the wrong reason ? :D

Butt sex is a valid reason,for most.:naughty:

Peace bd


Who you or Tom ? :whistling JK tho I stood on a book for my wedding pics too .

The wife and I still giggle about it , I said good enough for bigg ears I'm ok with it . :yup:
brotherdoobie
11-20-2006, 04:05 AM
Butt sex is a valid reason,for most.:naughty:

Peace bd


Who you or Tom ? :whistling JK tho I stood on a book for my wedding pics too .

The wife and I still giggle about it , I said good enough for bigg ears I'm ok with it . :yup:

Neither...your wife. That is the reason you married her...right?
(rhetorical question)

Peace bd
gatorade
11-20-2006, 06:10 PM
lol, he looks so serious in the pic
Smith
11-20-2006, 10:34 PM
Scientologists don't have souls. Fact.
j2k4
11-21-2006, 01:37 AM
Hey do you think he stood on a chair for his wedding pic's ?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,13509-2462035,00.html

I have it on good authority it's the same chair used for the Kidman affair, but with a few inches sawed off 'cuz Kate is shorter.

Kidman would hunt geese with a rake, while little Tom watched in awe.

Little-known fact:

He married her, not because he liked burds, but because he loved fowl.

Truth. ;)
Cheese
11-21-2006, 02:49 AM
http://www.b3tards.com/u/479a26c5445a6b073c0e/tomkat.jpg
mr. nails
11-21-2006, 06:25 AM
that chic is ugly. she looks like a fish with her eyes on teh side of her head.
Barbarossa
11-21-2006, 09:44 AM
http://www.b3tards.com/u/479a26c5445a6b073c0e/tomkat.jpg

:glag:
gustafo
11-21-2006, 03:58 PM
oh, come oooooon :D :D
Shadowfire
11-22-2006, 08:04 PM
Why do people even care about these things? So alright, it's all over entertainment television like Access Hollywood and Extra and whatnot, but why does it have to come to the local news?? It doesn't concern any of us! It's just wannabe people groping for information to seem like they're in with the celebrities.


Pathetic.