sick-of-fakes
05-13-2003, 01:46 PM
two boys walking down a lane, they look over a fence and see a used condom lying in the field, so one says to the other "hey look one of the teets has fallen off the cow lets take it to the farmer quick".
so they go to the farmhouse and knock on the door, the farmer answers the door and the boys say "here mister one of your cows teets has fallen off", so the farmer knowing what it really is looks disgusted but takes it off them and gives them 50p for finding it.
then the boys are walking back down the lane and one says to the other "nice of that farmer to give us 50p for finding that teet was'nt it". to which the other boy replies " yes but he'd have given us a pound if we had'nt drank the milk out of it". :o :o :o :o :o
so they go to the farmhouse and knock on the door, the farmer answers the door and the boys say "here mister one of your cows teets has fallen off", so the farmer knowing what it really is looks disgusted but takes it off them and gives them 50p for finding it.
then the boys are walking back down the lane and one says to the other "nice of that farmer to give us 50p for finding that teet was'nt it". to which the other boy replies " yes but he'd have given us a pound if we had'nt drank the milk out of it". :o :o :o :o :o