Work

[Skweeky]

It's too busy at work

Too many people are taking out credit cards and I don't have the energy to sell to all of them.

And since they done that thing on the telly about identity theft everyone thinks they are specialists.

I keep having conversations that go like this:

Me: Can I have characters two and three from your security password please?
Customer: No, I can't give you that
Me: And why is that?
Customer: How do I know who you are?
Me: ....

:huh: :wacko:

[delimare]

Just tell them you're Catwoman.

[internet.news]

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[JPaul]

Just say "Hokey Dokey", in a really cheery voice.

Then say "If I can be of any help please don't hesitate to call me again" and wait for them to hang up.

See how many actually do

[Skweeky]

Great idea.

I like that.

I shall try this on Monday

[Lilmiss]

Most of my clients are deaf, so I get away with saying numerous flavoured profanities at the ole fuckers without them realising. :smilie4:

[lynx]

Great idea.

I like that.

I shall try this on Monday
Try it on Sunday, then ask them why they are ringing you at home. :unsure:

[Wolfmight]

how the hell did he do dat?