Damn Fly!

[WeeMouse]

There's a damn fly in my bedroom but I can't seem to catch it! We're out of fly spray tho.... i managed to smack it with the back of my hand but the wee bugger refuses to DIE!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



thanx for listening! :lol:

[Tyke]

/me calls the Fly Liberation Front on weemouse

and the spam liberation front while i'm at it ;) :lol:

[WeeMouse]

Spam and Flies are thouroughly acceptable in their rightful place.

For Spam, that place is in the lounge :lol:
For flies , that place is DEATH BY SLAPPING! :P

[Buffalo]

Squash that fly
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/fly_man_40.jpg

[WeeMouse]

RIGHT - where's me newspaper...or even better - my Accounts and Finance notes?!

[Tyke]

use a hammer...

just wait until it rests on a window and...


...oops! maybe not then

[WeeMouse]

:lol:


I better stop chasing the blasted thing actually...it's past midnight now...my parents might get woken by the excessive swearing! (that's from me, not the fly!)

:lol:

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@13 May 2003 - 23:12
Squash that fly
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/fly_man_40.jpg
There you go all squashed
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/fly_man_squash_40.jpg

[WeeMouse]

LOL ta much!


I can sleep in peace now...

[Z]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@13 May 2003 - 17:56
There's a damn fly in my bedroom but I can't seem to catch it! We're out of fly spray tho.... i managed to smack it with the back of my hand but the wee bugger refuses to DIE!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



thanx for listening! :lol:
theres a such thing as fly spray? :lol:

[dgmortal]

Originally posted by Z@13 May 2003 - 20:30
theres a such thing as fly spray? :lol:
sure its the stuff that you spray when you........ohhhhh, fly spray..........i dont know?

[Z]

Originally posted by dg_mortal+13 May 2003 - 20:49--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dg_mortal @ 13 May 2003 - 20:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Z@13 May 2003 - 20:30
theres a such thing as fly spray?&nbsp; :lol:
sure its the stuff that you spray when you........ohhhhh, fly spray..........i dont know? [/b][/quote]
are you on crack? ;)

get a swatter. want me to spell it out? :P

[Livy]

hmmm,

[WeeMouse]

we&#39;re poor - we use a rolled up newspaper instead of a swatter&#33; :lol:


Fly-spray.... you know you chase the fly, spray it with the spray and after about 10 minutes it dies somewhere but the trick is to keep your eye on th wee bugger so you can see where it falls.

A lesson on life from the mouse&#33; :P

[oldmancan]

WeeMouse, don&#39;t you have a vacuum cleaner? I know their hard to swing around and stuff, being so heavy. But they have three cool things. One is cord that you can plug into the place where your computer cord goes into the wall. The second is a wand/hose thingy that you can point around (it does the uploading). Finally there is a power button/switch.

So for chemical free, fly free zone.
1. plug it in
2. turn it on
3. point the wand at fly and move in towards it.
Shazam, the fly disappears and is uploaded to the central server. You can save it there until its time to empty the recycle bin. Don&#39;t forget to enable sharing&#33;&#33;

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@14 May 2003 - 10:18
Fly-spray.... you know you chase the fly, spray it with the spray and after about 10 minutes it dies somewhere but the trick is to keep your eye on th wee bugger so you can see where it falls.
HA&#33;&#33; Fly Spray?&#33; - waste of money, i find Lynx Voodoo and a fag lighter better - a bonus is that the heat also sterilises the dirty little shitbag

[amphoteric88]

why not just use a net?
a fishing net or something
you&#39;ll never hit it with a newspaper, the draught will push it out the way.

[TRshady]

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@14 May 2003 - 16:51
Fly Spray?&#33; - waste of money, i find Lynx Voodoo and a fag lighter better - a bonus is that the heat also sterilises the dirty little shitbag
:lol: , that&#39;s the funniest reply I&#39;ve heard in a long time, nice one.

[Lamsey]

Lynx is evil.

I have an allergy to synthetic perfume and Lynx is the most evil of all. :x