what to get the girlie for xmas?

[lee551]

yea, suggestions?

she likes:

meditation
playing hockey
watching movies (already has any dvd i would buy for her)
getting high (not sure how this helps, but just so you know what we're dealing with)
AE
music (has an ipod, and who buys CDs anymore?)
other girlie things i guess... (pictures, clothes, trinkets etc.)


she's not really into gold and such so i'm not really feelin jewelry.

i'm uncreative and bad at these types of things, so any worthwhile ideas appreciated. yea, so GO. :ermm:

[peat moss]

How about a day trip to a spa ? You know a girlie thing that she would love being pampered . You pay for it then give her the coupon or receipt to a date to her likening . If anything else you'll get some great sex for even suggesting it ! :D

[lee551]

good call. she does enjoy acupuncture, massages and visits the chiropractor regularly.

one winning idea, thanks. :01:

[Barbarossa]

A quad bike :01:

Quad bikes rawk :happy:

[100%]

After much thought in relation to her specifications
I have come up with the perfect solution...

you must buy two items

One : a skateboard (quality does not matter, cheaper better)
http://www.key-tech.com/images/skateboard.jpg

and
Two A Hockey Puck (quality does not matter, cheaper better)
http://www.247hockey.com/prod_images_large/OHP1.jpg




Why you ask? :huh:

please note the mellow zen state of the following of the following person

http://www.magiccarpetjournals.com/burma/Burmese-monk-2-bk.jpg

he looks pretty "complete" don't he?
no no, it's pure facad


still don't get the connection?

These items if placed correctly,
will connect her post modern hippy chakras to uber levels,


http://imgfly.com/files/301106_015853/zen2006.jpg



just imagine the new levels which will be attainable

and for a very cheap price too

[Gripper]

Scented candles,pretty crystals to hang in the window,A Dreamcatcher,pagan stuff. :)

[lee551]

the leopard-print skateboard is the #1 choice at this point fer sure.

[gamer4eva]

The spa thing seems cool to me!!!

[snowultra]

lava lamp and thats my final answer

[lee551]

i'd like a few more female opinions if at all possible. :unsure:

[Gripper]

Vibrator or a rampant rabbit.

[manker]

Get her a bin. Make sure it's chrome and shiny :smilie4:

http://img158.exs.cx/img158/6865/picture002456vi.jpg

[Proper Bo]

http://img.kelkoo.com/CS/large/500/244/0065759939801641419990006063150878244500.jpg

[manker]

Kitchen appliances as xmas gifts for girls. FTW.

[Proper Bo]

It's pink and everything, I'm thoughtful like that.

[100%]

That bin looks very sad shoved in the corner like that, it should be placed centrally in the room, to emphasis it's full reflective awsumness.

[manker]

It's pink and everything, I'm thoughtful like that.
My gift suggestion is phallic shaped to remind her of her other duties :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

It's pink and everything, I'm thoughtful like that.
My gift suggestion is phallic shaped to remind her of her other duties :smilie4:

Well my gift suggestion produces steam to remind her of her other duties:smilie4:

(making tea or any hot beverage of my choosing, obviously)

[Gripper]

You gentleman are princes amongst men and I forsee a long future of batcherlerhood ahead of you.

[manker]

Get her a fridge full of Stella.

http://www.ogormans.co.uk/images/Beerfridge-stella_artois.jpg

Obviously, girls don't drink Stella so you'll reap the benefits of the contents while she can use the (soon to be) empty fridge to store salad and girlie drinks like cider.

Everyone's a winner :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

Get her a fridge full of Stella.

http://www.ogormans.co.uk/images/Beerfridge-stella_artois.jpg

Obviously, girls don't drink Stella so you'll reap the benefits of the contents while she can use the (soon to be) empty fridge to store salad and girlie drinks like cider.

Everyone's a winner :smilie4:

That wouldn't wurk for me:no:

[bunny67]

perfume women always like to smell good n sme sexy underwear, which of course she can model for u xmas day, night

[Lilmiss]

perfume women always like to smell good n sme sexy underwear, which of course she can model for u xmas day, night

:lol: I like to stink like a hobo and wear 2nd hand pants.


That wouldn't wurk for me
:happy:

[callum]

perfume women always like to smell good n sme sexy underwear, which of course she can model for u xmas day, night

Will a can of air freshener and a burka do? I didn't get a gift receipt :(

[Lilmiss]

As long as it's wrapped with a ribbon, who cares what it is. :smilie4:

[callum]

Can't forget the gift tag, it means nothing without it.

[Lilmiss]

Bugger that, I use a marker pen.
Gift tags always fall off and you don't get the credit. :smilie4;

[callum]

you don't get the credit. :smilie4;

Santa usually takes all the credit anyway, i've just spent the night telling my son that i pay santa and if he doesn't behave, the old bastard will die of hypothermia, just like the old man that lived downstairs last christmas.

[Lilmiss]

I'm gonna sue Santa if he comes down me chimney again.
Derty ole fecker leaves me socks anyways.

[callum]

You do know your meant to leave him a mince pie and a carrot for the red nosed one. There is no nutritional value in socks, normally.

[Proper Bo]

They're stolen socks anyway:dry:

[Lilmiss]

nut, stolen socks are for easter.

[callum]

i'd rather get rid of them before they were resurrected.