What's sex like?

[Seedler]

So, how does it feel?:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

like the endless possibilities of this thread :yup:

[TheRealDave]

Like warm apple pie..

[JPaul]

It's OK, but will never replace the real thing.

[DefX]

with myself, its good. with others, its better.

[Gripper]

Have a wank,it's like that but wetter,messier and 100% more fun :w00t:

[JPaul]

Have a wank,it's like that but wetter,messier and 100% more fun :w00t:

Any particular wank in mind, or should he find someone himself.

[Gripper]

Have a wank,it's like that but wetter,messier and 100% more fun :w00t:

Any particular wank in mind, or should he find someone himself.

I was thinking of a long hand shank,but if you have any other preferences please do enlighten us.

[JPaul]

Oh sorry, you were using it as a verb, I had thought noun.

[maebach]

So, how does it feel?:unsure:

This thread is probably the closest you'll ever get to sex anyways. :ermm:

[JPaul]

So, how does it feel?:unsure:

This thread is probably the closest I'll ever get to sex :cry:

Fixed

[wesedlup]

It's great! ;)

[Lilmiss]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6492/bartbbct1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I dunno. :idunno:

[Seedler]

So, how does it feel?:unsure:

This thread is probably the closest you'll ever get to sex anyways. :ermm:

Borly?

Your brown friend chose me over you, ya know...a brown chick...:naughty:

[Proper Bo]

If I'm involved, it feels kwality.

fact.:smilie4:

[Lilmiss]

:lolz:

[Proper Bo]

that was with, not at, yeah?:emo:

[Lilmiss]

:huh:

[Wolfmight]

So, how does it feel?:unsure:

One cannot explain such an experience in words, but for a woman's vigina is the most incredible feeling your CAWK will ever feel. The only problem is, the cawk is the only thing that likes a woman, not the man behind it.

[Proper Bo]

wrong

[Proper Bo]

the mouth's better cause it involves no work. fact.

[Lilmiss]

[split tongue?] :whistling

[Proper Bo]

:huh:

[Lilmiss]

:happy:

[Proper Bo]

oooooooooh


:naughty:

[Lilmiss]

ahhhhh :happy:

[Proper Bo]

oooh-ooooh-oooh-ooh-aah

come and and shine (shine!)
shine like a star
:smilie4:

[Lilmiss]

That could possibly be the worst song ever written.
Reminds me of working in a sammie factory, being played over n over n over.


Along with Love Is All Around. :twattish:

[Proper Bo]

:o

tease me > shine > *
:smilie4:

[JPaul]

Get a room you fucking mentalists

[BrolyBoo]

I derno

watch some porn, and you'll find out my dear friend

[Seedler]

I derno

watch some porn, and you'll find out my dear friend

Oh.

Hook me up.:dry:

Didn't know they had fuckable pr0n:dabs:

[lee551]

would you take head? :ermm:

[Barbarossa]

So, how does it feel?:unsure:

Ask your mam :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

would you take head? :ermm:

Are you offering :sick: :ghey:

[lee551]

would you take head? :ermm:

Are you offering :sick: :ghey:

who could resist his rainbow vibe? not i....:naughty:

[BrolyBoo]

I derno

watch some porn, and you'll find out my dear friend

Oh.

Hook me up.:dry:

Didn't know they had fuckable pr0n:dabs:

wowwowow, your so stupid

everyone knows about that :naughty:

[Seedler]

Oh.

Hook me up.:dry:

Didn't know they had fuckable pr0n:dabs:

wowwowow, your so stupid

everyone knows about that :naughty:

:dabs:

[hungrycow]

I'd love to tell you but ive been a virgin for 16 years now... :dry:

[lee551]

it's called alcohol guys. learn to use it to your advantage.

wisely and consensual-like tho...:yup:

[colt45joe]

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/


Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole

... then step 3:

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/illustrations/m_melon_3.gif

[MagicNakor]

Why am I not surprised that someone on this board has a handy link to homemade sex toys.

:shuriken:

[thewizeard]

No point telling him, not much chance he ever will find out ;)

[JordoR]

No point telling him, not much chance he ever will find out ;)

Of course he will... just takes some ppl longer than others.:dry:

[Cheese]

No point telling him, not much chance he ever will find out ;)

Of course he will... just takes some ppl longer than others.:dry:

A little too close to home, eh champ? Don't worry, we're all rooting for you.

[Gripper]

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/


Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole

... then step 3:

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/illustrations/m_melon_3.gif

Bookmarked :D

[danill]

I quote: Like warm apple pie

[JordoR]

Of course he will... just takes some ppl longer than others.:dry:

A little too close to home, eh champ? Don't worry, we're all rooting for you.

No its not close to home at all actually. I lost mine awhile ago.:cool:

[Biggles]

It is a lot like selling a car ...


apparently :dabs:

http://www.telltalestories.com/tachetastic/5th/swiss%20tony.jpg

[JPaul]

Hoi, Les

Peabody said that was me.

[Proper Bo]

It is.

[Biggles]

Hoi, Les

Peabody said that was me.


:lol:

Scary thought :ph34r:

[JPaul]

Sex is like making love to a beautiful woman.

[Seedler]

Does it count if it's with a same-sex partner:dabs:

[Biggles]

Does it count if it's with a same-person partner:dabs:

Sorted

[JPaul]

Does it count if it's with a same-sex partner:dabs:

Yes that feels exactly the same.

Other than the fact that boys and girls have different bits.

Obviously.

[Seedler]

Does it count if it's with a same-sex partner:dabs:

Yes that feels exactly the same.

Other than the fact that boys and girls have different bits.

Obviously.

Apparently.

[JPaul]

Yes that feels exactly the same.

Other than the fact that boys and girls have different bits.

Obviously.

Apparently.

Oh, sorry, I thought you would have known that.

It's not apparently, it really is true.

[ravagedone]

vaginal or anal?

[Barbarossa]

vaginal or anal?

seedless hasn't got a vagina, so I guess he means anal :unsure:

[Adster]

dunno its strange my dick starts leaking white stuff but it feels good when it does

[wilkie2]

whats it like?..............................



well before you get married its often,after you get married its like building a snowman in the desert(no matter how hard you try it just doesnt happen) ,cue someone saying 'you must have married the wrong woman'............as if i didnt already know(and if she reads this then im getting done tonight(and i dont mean sexually :)

[Gripper]

whats it like?..............................



well before you get married its often,after you get married its like building a snowman in the desert(no matter how hard you try it just doesnt happen) ,cue someone saying 'you must have married the wrong woman'............as if i didnt already know(and if she reads this then im getting done tonight(and i dont mean sexually :)

As a married man I see where your coming from(or not).
It does seem to tail off a bit once they've got that ring on the finger.
Still there's always porn. :D

[Cheese]

It does seem to tail off a bit once they've got that finger in the ring.


I've always found the reverse to be true. :dabs:

[BrolyBoo]

whats it like?..............................



well before you get married its often,after you get married its like building a snowman in the desert(no matter how hard you try it just doesnt happen) ,cue someone saying 'you must have married the wrong woman'............as if i didnt already know(and if she reads this then im getting done tonight(and i dont mean sexually :)

As a married man I see where your coming from(or not).
It does seem to tail off a bit once they've got that ring on the finger.
Still there's always porn. :D

Of course

these people dont understand why porn was first made

[Seedler]

vaginal or anal?

seedless hasn't got a vagina, so I guess he means anal :unsure:

Says who:dabs:

I have everything.

[Jon L. Obscene]

What's sex like?

sieben, but 1 lower.

Jonno :cool: