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JPaul
12-05-2006, 09:41 PM
I was speaking to a Senior Depute Procurator Fiscal (big lawyer) today and used the phrase "Words be good".

True Story.
Seedler
12-05-2006, 10:46 PM
JP has siphalis.

True Story.
BrolyBoo
12-05-2006, 10:49 PM
I wont call JP the frog shoulder

true story
JPaul
12-05-2006, 10:53 PM
JP has siphalis.

True Story.

Oh FFS if you're going to try to be insulting at least look up the spelling.

Just because we all know you're an idiot doesn't mean you have to keep proving it.
CrabGirl
12-05-2006, 11:29 PM
Today I spoke to a Mr Mycock, Who lived on Twatting Lane.
Also a Mr Stayner. Bless.
GepperRankins
12-05-2006, 11:36 PM
i said lol to a real human being. true story
CrabGirl
12-05-2006, 11:39 PM
I massaged a lady's butocks. True story.
Everose
12-06-2006, 12:12 AM
My seven year old Granddaughter vigorously refused to play volleyball until she found out that the little boy in her class (who has her on the top of his 'honey list') does not like girls who play sports.

Upon hearing that fact, she turned to her Mom and said 'sign me up Mom.'

True Story.
peat moss
12-06-2006, 02:17 AM
Girls are way smarter than boys , fact . :P
JordoR
12-06-2006, 02:20 AM
Boys are way smarter than girls , fact . :P

I agree.
j2k4
12-06-2006, 02:54 AM
Girls who think like boys are way smarter than other girls, fact . :P

fixed
cpt_azad
12-06-2006, 09:46 AM
Girls who think like boys are probably boys in disguise of being a girl, also, they have 12 foot penises. :P

fixed

Fact.
manker
12-06-2006, 10:30 AM
"Girls who think like boys are probably boys in disguise of being a girl"

Cpt_Asda is a complete tard.

True story.
Gripper
12-06-2006, 11:25 AM
I brought a pound of tripe for a friend yesterday and found out what chitterlings are.:sick:
True story
100%
12-06-2006, 11:34 AM
Did a job in 3 hours today, it should have taken half an hour.
Barbarossa
12-06-2006, 11:55 AM
Did a job in half an hour today, it should have taken 3 hours.
Jagarga
12-06-2006, 01:34 PM
was in a car crash 2 days ago. getting drunk helps the pain.
Cheese
12-06-2006, 08:21 PM
Someone was rude and pushy about prebooking seats on their flight, so I asked for them to be seated as near to the toilets as possible. True story.
100%
12-06-2006, 08:32 PM
sister rented a house with friends on ski resort this Xmas,
It turns out the house doesn't exist,
they paid half up forward,
they are not replying.
The police have put the bank account of scammers on lock.
They will get their money back
and even better is that due to global warming there is no snow hence they will stay to celebrate xmas with tutti la familia without loosing cash.
DanB
12-06-2006, 08:34 PM
I'm gutted Man U just equalised. Fact.
JPaul
12-06-2006, 08:38 PM
Spoiler above
DanB
12-06-2006, 08:41 PM
Spoiler above

or previous page depending on your settings :mellow:
JPaul
12-06-2006, 08:44 PM
True
DanB
12-06-2006, 08:45 PM
True story thread
JPaul
12-06-2006, 10:00 PM
Good idea.

Started thread.
Barbarossa
12-07-2006, 09:50 AM
Someone was rude and pushy about prebooking seats on their flight, so I asked for them to be seated as near to the toilets as possible. True story.

That was nice of you. It's beneficial to be close to the toilets on a flight.
Cheese
12-08-2006, 08:39 AM
Someone was rude and pushy about prebooking seats on their flight, so I asked for them to be seated as near to the toilets as possible. True story.

That was nice of you. It's beneficial to be close to the toilets on a flight.

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/funny-stuff/t-more-airline-humor-funny-126829
S!X
12-08-2006, 08:41 AM
Latins on my penis, Japanese on they knees, I love all the ladies as long as they eighteen.

oh yeah!