Crack_man
05-15-2003, 07:50 PM
This is some dialoges of some cyber chat.
J-Dogg: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Partner: mmmm, okay.
J-Dogg: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Partner: Yeah I like it rough.
J-Dogg: I smack you thick booty.
Partner: Oh yeah, that feels good j.
J-Dogg: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
J-Dogg: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Partner: you like that?
J-Dogg: I peel some bananas.
Partner: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
J-Dogg: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Partner: Peanuts?
J-Dogg: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Partner: What are you talking about?
J-Dogg: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Partner: This is stupid.
J-Dogg: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
J-Dogg: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
J-Dogg: Yeeaahhhh.
Partner: /ignore
J-Dogg: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
J-Dogg: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
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Partner6:: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-dogg:: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6:: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-dogg:: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6:: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-dogg:: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6:: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-dogg:: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6:: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-dogg:: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6:: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-dogg:: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6:: It likes that.
J-dogg:: aight.
Partner6:: Keep talking to me baby...
J-dogg:: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6:: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-dogg:: I unzip my pants...
Partner6:: Yes, show me what you got.
J-dogg:: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6:: WTF?!
J-dogg:: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6:: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
J-dogg:: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6:: You dipshit.
J-dogg:: I whimper to myself...
J-dogg:: please don't shoot me Mr.
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J-dogg:: Wanna cyber?
Partner7: Sure, you into vegetables?
J-dogg:: What like gardening an shit?
Partner7: Yeah, something like that.
J-dogg:: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
J-dogg:: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Partner7: is that it?
J-dogg:: You water your tomato patch.
J-dogg:: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Partner7: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
J-dogg:: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
J-dogg:: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
Partner7: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
J-dogg:: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
J-dogg:: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
Partner7: ...
J-dogg:: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Partner7: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
J-dogg:: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Partner7: whatever.
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J-dogg:Hey Kate, I saw you on the hs chatroom
J-dogg:Your pretty funny
DirtyKate:I don't remember you.. but thanx
J-dogg:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
J-dogg:I graduated two years ago. I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot. Right now I'm going to Auburn
J-dogg:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my new Sebring
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
J-dogg:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
J-dogg:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
J-dogg:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
J-dogg:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<pause>
DirtyKate:Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
J-dogg:You can't hurry good pizza.
J-dogg:I'm on my way now though
<pause>
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
J-dogg:How did you know?
J-dogg:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
J-dogg:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
J-dogg:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
J-dogg:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the fuck?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate:Fuck
J-Dogg: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Partner: mmmm, okay.
J-Dogg: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Partner: Yeah I like it rough.
J-Dogg: I smack you thick booty.
Partner: Oh yeah, that feels good j.
J-Dogg: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
J-Dogg: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Partner: you like that?
J-Dogg: I peel some bananas.
Partner: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
J-Dogg: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Partner: Peanuts?
J-Dogg: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Partner: What are you talking about?
J-Dogg: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Partner: This is stupid.
J-Dogg: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
J-Dogg: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
J-Dogg: Yeeaahhhh.
Partner: /ignore
J-Dogg: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
J-Dogg: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
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Partner6:: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-dogg:: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6:: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-dogg:: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6:: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-dogg:: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6:: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-dogg:: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6:: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-dogg:: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6:: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-dogg:: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6:: It likes that.
J-dogg:: aight.
Partner6:: Keep talking to me baby...
J-dogg:: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6:: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-dogg:: I unzip my pants...
Partner6:: Yes, show me what you got.
J-dogg:: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6:: WTF?!
J-dogg:: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6:: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
J-dogg:: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6:: You dipshit.
J-dogg:: I whimper to myself...
J-dogg:: please don't shoot me Mr.
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J-dogg:: Wanna cyber?
Partner7: Sure, you into vegetables?
J-dogg:: What like gardening an shit?
Partner7: Yeah, something like that.
J-dogg:: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
J-dogg:: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Partner7: is that it?
J-dogg:: You water your tomato patch.
J-dogg:: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Partner7: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
J-dogg:: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
J-dogg:: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
Partner7: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
J-dogg:: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
J-dogg:: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
Partner7: ...
J-dogg:: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Partner7: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
J-dogg:: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Partner7: whatever.
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J-dogg:Hey Kate, I saw you on the hs chatroom
J-dogg:Your pretty funny
DirtyKate:I don't remember you.. but thanx
J-dogg:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
J-dogg:I graduated two years ago. I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot. Right now I'm going to Auburn
J-dogg:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my new Sebring
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
J-dogg:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
J-dogg:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
J-dogg:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
J-dogg:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<pause>
DirtyKate:Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
J-dogg:You can't hurry good pizza.
J-dogg:I'm on my way now though
<pause>
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
J-dogg:How did you know?
J-dogg:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
J-dogg:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
J-dogg:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
J-dogg:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the fuck?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate:Fuck