Evil Can Of Dog Food

[WeeMouse]

While Lamsey was at work, i stayed in his house. at 6pm, his mum asked me to feed his dog, so I did. However, i managed to cut my thumb on the can and it bled and bled and Lamsey's mum put a froggy plaster over it.

BUT...

We went to do some archery and because I had to use my thumb to knock my arrows (put them on the string) my thumb started to bleed again and turned the yellow frog on my plaster brown.

So the morals of this story are

1)let Lamsey feed his own dog
2) cans of dog food are evil
3) don't use a cut thumb to knock arrows

valuable advice!

[Skweeky]

I hope u got that brown frog of your thumb??!! :o
It might be a toxic one!!! Or one that eats mice!!!

[WeeMouse]

do frogs eat mice?! :o

hmmm if the frog is toxic then Lamsey better watch out cos i was using a set of his arrows tonight hee hee hee :D

I can't take the damn thing off cos there are no plasters in my house! I'll just have to let my thumb bleed all over my lovely bed covers! :P

[Skweeky]

...there are some really big frogs out there....better be careful, you might get eaten in you sleep and then u can never ever use those lovely bedsheets again :huh:

[WeeMouse]

:'(

Me wants my Lamsey! But he's all the way up in his house for the night!

Ah well i can stare at my posters of Legolas from Lord of The rings... :lol:

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by Skweeky@15 May 2003 - 22:05
...there are some really big frogs out there....better be careful, you might get eaten in you sleep and then u can never ever use those lovely bedsheets again :huh:
The only frog that comes to mind that is big and sucks is
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/frog_40.jpg
Don't let him suck your thumb :lol: :lol:

[WeeMouse]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh


please don't let him in my bed! :o

[Got_brains?]

Another dog food story! How many do you have?


please don't let him in my bed!

I totally agree! :ph34r: :lol:

[WeeMouse]

I have a growing collection of Dog-food related stories! :P

Don't worry G-M - kermit's not in my bed tonight and neither's Lamsey... ;)


:lol:

[Got_brains?]

:P Wanna share anymore?

[WeeMouse]

I'll share with anyone who doesn't mind my Orlando Bloom/Legolas posters staring at them while they're in my bed!

:lol:

[Got_brains?]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@15 May 2003 - 16:03
I'll share with anyone who doesn't mind my Orlando Bloom/Legolas posters staring at them while they're in my bed!

:lol:
:o :huh: ? I dont get it, But sure!

[WeeMouse]

I have a high-up bed and a lot of Lord of the rings posters on the wall and the ceiling around it!

come on over! I'll save a space for you! :lol:

[Got_brains?]

Ok, I am back. (dinner) Sure W.M.!]

EDIT: Not a long enough cord on my computer! /me leaves to home depot to find a 1000mi long cord :P