maxpower76
12-11-2006, 03:41 AM
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display,
and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "I've
heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and
picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school
boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for
Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
asks, "Then, who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers.
"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then, who uses
THESE?" he asks, Picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad
replied, "Those are for...married men. One for January, one for February,
one for March..."
Are you married yet :lol:
by the condom display,
and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "I've
heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and
picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school
boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for
Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
asks, "Then, who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers.
"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then, who uses
THESE?" he asks, Picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad
replied, "Those are for...married men. One for January, one for February,
one for March..."
Are you married yet :lol: