Has Anyone......

[nahan]

found jesus,

[nicholas2]

why? do you need to be saved?

[insanebassman]

is he lost? I did not lose him, but I did see him in the un-employment office... Had on a dickie's jumpsuit and had a name tag... spoke with a heavy spanish accent... Nice guy, that Jesus

[nahan]

I didnt know i was spose tah be lookin fo hem.

"You know what all those criples down there saying jesus this jesus that,
have you found jesus yet ?

[nicholas2]

They say God is listening, and I need to help myself
and if i do, i can walk beside him in the kingdom of heaven.

Did you hear what I said?

WALK beside him in the kingdom of heaven

well kiss my crippled ass

God is listening?

What a crock of shit

[nahan]

Im goin to heaven nicholas

[nicholas2]

oh really?

well before you do, why don't you go down to the store and get me another bottle of ripple?

[insanebassman]

Nahan, I will baste you with sauce in hell, and ask you to saute' me brother...Wishing me not to awaken makes you as bad as I, but at least I know I am an asshole!

Cheers!

[Goldwheelz]

Never found him, perhaps he's having a Burger (or should that be a loaf and 3 fishes?) with Elvis?? :D

[Rocktron]

<_< :blink: .... :unsure:
Try the yellow pages&#33;

[Infested Cats]

http://www.glow.cc/net/JesusandPorn.htm

[Goldwheelz]

Originally posted by Rocktron@16 May 2003 - 16:18
<_< :blink: .... :unsure:
Try the yellow pages&#33;
Nice one Rocktron :D or maybe 118 118 has his number?

[Grim]

Originally posted by nicholas@16 May 2003 - 07:40
why? do you need to be saved?
He needs something doin stupid posts like this

[Bender]

Originally posted by Infested Cats@16 May 2003 - 18:21
http://www.glow.cc/net/JesusandPorn.htm

I really need help right now in my life. I am addicted&nbsp; to porn. I can&#39;t seem to stop looking at it. It has gotten bad,&nbsp; really bad,&nbsp; because I would never look at gay porn on Sunday. Yesterday (Sunday) I looked at gay&nbsp; porn and I also had phone sex with a male friend. I don&#39;t know what to do. I&nbsp; am so addicted I can&#39;t seem to stop. I even put in a personal ad to find gay men. I&nbsp; seem to be two different people in one body. I am a strong Christian who likes to look at nude men. I need any help or prayer that anyone can&nbsp; offer.

Your Brother in the Lord
Rick
Poor sucker. :lol: :lol:

[olibomb]

I believe in God, everyone here should

[TRshady]

I sort of believe in god, I mean, if he really was watching I wouldn&#39;t have done half of as much bad things as I have done.

[Curley]

I don&#39;t :)

[Goldwheelz]

Originally posted by olibomb@16 May 2003 - 17:06
I believe in God, everyone here should
Why?? :unsure:

Is religion compulsory?

[DarthInsinuate]

i don&#39;t believe in God, but i do believe in the force - which is kinda the same idea, it being in everything and everyone, guiding our actions etc.

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@16 May 2003 - 17:36
i don&#39;t believe in God, but i do believe in the force - which is kinda the same idea, it being in everything and everyone, guiding our actions etc.
I am JEDI, Well it&#39;s on the census 2002, MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU FELLOW JEDI
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/celebs_are_us_n00b.gif

[Tyke]

I met Jesus many many years ago&#33;

and she was a woman&#33;&#33;&#33;


OK, It was really Ge Sus from CRASS :P

[nahan]

Did she try to save you ?

[nahan]

Jedi ? what you put that in your religious background.

When was the jedi religion formed then ?
What days are holidays for your people ?, they are not the same as any
celebrated.But since your a jedi tell us .

[kAb]

religion is the root of all evil.

:flame:

sorry. i just think that 90% of the wars in this world are due to religion.

Think about it. It&#39;s true.

[Somebody1234]

I don&#39;t believe in religion. I do believe in energy, forces, nature, power etc. or whatever you want to call it.

[Wolfmight]

My brother said something about this also.. Said he found him.. also mentioned it&#39;s actually a puzzle of life... hmmm... i&#39;m puzzled alright. :huh: hmm

[dwightfry]

I am a spiritualist. I believe there is something, but I really don&#39;t know what it is.

[nahan]

Im an atheist.The world is an amazing place though.
Sometimes I cant even comprehend the fact that Im here .

The odds alone ,that I made it here are quite remarkable.

Or any of you for that matter.

[Goldwheelz]

Originally posted by nahan@17 May 2003 - 07:40
Im an atheist.The world is an amazing place though.
Sometimes I cant even comprehend the fact that Im here .

The odds alone ,that I made it here are quite remarkable.

Or any of you for that matter.
So am I&#33;

If there was a supreme being, why would there so much suffering in the world? Life is what you&#39;ve been given, so live it the best you can&#33;

[UKMan]

I believe theres a few million spanish affilliated individuals with the name "Jesus" and they would be very intimidated to learn that they are lost&#33;

Peace
UKMan

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by Goldwheelz@17 May 2003 - 10:57

If there was a supreme being
I met one a long time ago, then he started sing the K++ cheat on participation level&#33; :lol:

I&#39;m afraid there&#39;s no god, we&#39;re all just creating our own hell, here on earth... Slowly, but surely. Now, the same could apply for Heaven, but there&#39;s just too many stupid people around...

[killallhippies]

http://www.oddland.net/pics/internet/hitit/hitit_buddy_christ.jpg

[nahan]

Kill the hippies ? If you dont hit what your goning to hell ?