What Makes Your Cunt Cringe?

[manker]

Metaphorically, like.

For me, it's when someone picks up on a word that someone else used and continues to use it again and again in the vain hope that it's funny when they say it too.

Makes my cunt cringe right up :dry:

[Gripper]

Dabs I agree :pinch:

[Barbarossa]

What is making my cunt cringe at the moment is wondering what has crabgirl put in cheese's sandwiches today :fear:

[Cheese]

Geptastic.

[GepperRankins]

i had one chip that was springy/crunchy :dabs:

[Gripper]

Eating food in a cafe and finding a pube in the meal :sick:

[Snee]

Metaphorically, like.

For me, it's when someone picks up on a word that someone else used and continues to use it again and again in the vain hope that it's funny when they say it too.

Makes my cunt cringe right up :dry:

Yogi + cawkjacked :dabs:

[CrabGirl]

Metaphorically, like.

For me, it's when someone picks up on a word that someone else used and continues to use it again and again in the vain hope that it's funny when they say it too.

Makes my cunt cringe right up :dry:

Boys thinking they know how a cunt cringes when they don't have one. "Right up". :glag:

Brad Pitts accent in Snatch can be described as cuntcringing.

[Barbarossa]

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/4561/crabgirlexplodeeq7.gif

:mellow:






n00bs asking for bittorrent invites makes my cunt cringe like crazy :angry:

[manker]

Metaphorically, like.

For me, it's when someone picks up on a word that someone else used and continues to use it again and again in the vain hope that it's funny when they say it too.

Makes my cunt cringe right up :dry:

Boys thinking they know how a cunt cringes when they don't have one. "Right up". :glag:Think of something so cunt-cringingly bad that it makes your beef curtains roll-up like a pair of scarlet sun-blinds and retreat deep inside of your vagina.



I meant that :ermm:

[CrabGirl]

Boys thinking they know how a cunt cringes when they don't have one. "Right up". :glag:Think of something so cunt-cringingly bad that it makes your beef curtains roll-up like a pair of scarlet sun-blinds and retreat deep inside of your vagina.



I meant that :ermm:

:glag: You've just exposed yourself as the girl you are.

Right, I'm off to work. 4-11 on a friday night definately causes vaginal retreat.

[JPaul]

Guys watching things like X-Factor, or "I'm an arsewipe, re-start my career" or any other of those reality pish things.

I cringe for them (the "male" viewers) like, coz it's so ghey.

[JPaul]

Or thrush, I hate that too

[JPaul]

Ryan Giggs diving, that's a real cringe inducer.

[manker]

Guys watching things like X-Factor, or "I'm an arsewipe, re-start my career" or any other of those reality pish things.

I cringe for them (the "male" viewers) like, coz it's so ghey.

Ryan Giggs diving, that's a real cringe inducer.:o

You're a cad and a bounder and I hope you get AC Milan in the next round.

===

What really makes my cunt cringe is civil servants who, when asked what they do for a living, reply; 'I work for the government'. Thinking it makes them sound like James Bond. Some of these cunts even raise one eyebrow as they say it.

It doesn't make them sound like James Bond, btw. It makes them sound like a twat.

[Proper Bo]

I work for the government:snooty:

[Alien5]

i work for the government...my name is james bond.

[Gripper]

"Ahhh Mr Bond,welcome to the forum"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/MrBond.jpg

[Jagarga]

chavtastic, nice tracksuit.

[Gripper]

:lol:
That's my fleece.I can't afford chavsuits.

[Alien5]

why dont you call it a fleecesuit? :unsure:

[Gripper]

because I'm not a sheep,bah.

[Alien5]

whats wrong with a sheep?

[JPaul]

Ryan Giggs diving, that's a real cringe inducer.:o

You're a cad and a bounder and I hope you get AC Milan in the next round.

===

What really makes my cunt cringe is civil servants who, when asked what they do for a living, reply; 'I work for the government'. Thinking it makes them sound like James Bond. Some of these cunts even raise one eyebrow as they say it.

It doesn't make them sound like James Bond, btw. It makes them sound like a twat.
What if they are, in fact, James Bond.

Answer me that one Mr so called manker.

A James Bond advert just came on t'telly. How spooky is that. Yet more absolute proof that God exists.

[Alien5]

there must be thousands of james bonds working for the government. :unsure:

[JPaul]

Why must there.

[S!X]

Makes my cunt cringe right up :dry:

I had the impression that you were a guy, but that statement completely abolished that assumption. :dabs: :ph34r:

[j2k4]

...that statement completely abolished that assumption. :dabs: :ph34r:

I hate it when that happens; can't be sure about the cunt thingie, however.

It's not effective metaphorically, especially not when one is endowed with the tender testicles of normal manhood...there's one for you:

I suffer a total body cringe when I contemplate a shot to the...ah, never mind, I can't type when I do that. :blink:

[Alien5]

Why must there. cos there are so many government jobs out there.

Government Jobs:

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[JPaul]

You said the government, not a government.

So you can't really mean more than one. Fact.

Therefore we will assume it to be the Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Including all of her civil servants.

Let's assume there are about 500,000. Just for a larf.

Now, you said there must be at least 2000 called James bond. That would be 2 in every 500, or 1 in every 250.

Now I'm not saying that isn't true, just asking how must it be true. Is there some sort of rule.

[manker]

:o

You're a cad and a bounder and I hope you get AC Milan in the next round.

===

What really makes my cunt cringe is civil servants who, when asked what they do for a living, reply; 'I work for the government'. Thinking it makes them sound like James Bond. Some of these cunts even raise one eyebrow as they say it.

It doesn't make them sound like James Bond, btw. It makes them sound like a twat.
What if they are, in fact, James Bond.

Answer me that one Mr so called manker.

A James Bond advert just came on t'telly. How spooky is that. Yet more absolute proof that God exists.I'm talking about the real James Bond, the one off the telly - not these fake James Bonds who just happen to have the same name as the real James Bond wot Ian Fleming made up.

[manker]

...that statement completely abolished that assumption. :dabs: :ph34r:

I hate it when that happens; can't be sure about the cunt thingie, however.

It's not effective metaphorically, especially not when one is endowed with the tender testicles of normal manhood...there's one for you:

I suffer a total body cringe when I contemplate a shot to the...ah, never mind, I can't type when I do that. :blink:I see your :blink: and raise it with an :ermm:

:blink: :ermm:

Now what the fuck are you talking about.

[100%]

Cunts are cringed penises.

[j2k4]

Cunts are cringed penises.

I don't imagine a penis able to cringe itself into a cunt would survive the event, frankly. :shutup:

[Busyman™]

Metaphorically, like.

For me, it's when someone picks up on a word that someone else used and continues to use it again and again in the vain hope that it's funny when they say it too.

Makes my cunt cringe right up :dry:

When a cunt sees the massive size of my cawk and then blurts out, "Hell no you're not sticking that thing in me!"

I just reassure cunts that I'll go in slow loike and that i'll be loike the bestest secks in da holed wide wuld and she should not cringe.

Cunts are made to stretch out a wee bit.

[j2k4]

Metaphorically, like.

For me, it's when someone picks up on a word that someone else used and continues to use it again and again in the vain hope that it's funny when they say it too.

Makes my cunt cringe right up :dry:

When a cunt sees the massive size of my cawk and then blurts out, "Hell no your not sticking that thing in me!"

I just reassure cunts that I'll go in slow loike and that i'll be loike the bestest secks in da holed wide wuld. No to cringe.

Cunts are made to stretch out a wee bit.

Do you give them a go with your "cawk" before or after you bring out your "johnson".

Do you carry all this extra hardware around in a valise.

[Busyman™]

When a cunt sees the massive size of my cawk and then blurts out, "Hell no you're not sticking that thing in me!"

I just reassure cunts that I'll go in slow loike and that i'll be loike the bestest secks in da holed wide wuld and she should not cringe.

Cunts are made to stretch out a wee bit.

Do you give them a go with your "cawk" before or after you bring out your "johnson".

Do you carry all this extra hardware around in a valise.

Valise:ermm:

Do you call a storage for cawks a valise out in pubic? If so, you juuuuust might be a social outcast.

[j2k4]

Do you give them a go with your "cawk" before or after you bring out your "johnson".

Do you carry all this extra hardware around in a valise.

Valise:ermm:

Do you call a storage for cawks a valise out in pubic? If so, you juuuuust might be a social outcast.

Do you know what a valise is.

How about if I said portable hand-carried short-term storage receptacle.

[Gripper]

Valise:ermm:

Do you call a storage for cawks a valise out in pubic? If so, you juuuuust might be a social outcast.

Do you know what a valise is.

How about if I said portable hand-carried short-term storage receptacle.

Ohh I get it you mean a handbag.:whistling

[Busyman™]

Do you know what a valise is.

How about if I said portable hand-carried short-term storage receptacle.

Ohh I get it you mean a handbag.:whistling

:glag:

[j2k4]

Do you know what a valise is.

How about if I said portable hand-carried short-term storage receptacle.

Ohh I get it you mean a handbag.:whistling

Macho-types like Busyman don't carry handbags, nor do they bother with swishy attaches.

Maybe he just transports his implements in a box. :naughty:

[100%]

Cunts are cringed penises.

I don't imagine a penis able to cringe itself into a cunt would survive the event, frankly. :shutup:

Hence cunts cannot become peni, unirreversible. Once a woman always a woman.
Men have choice.

[Alien5]

I don't imagine a penis able to cringe itself into a cunt would survive the event, frankly. :shutup:

Hence cunts cannot become peni, unirreversible. Once a woman always a woman.
Men have choice.

Now that would be a real cunt cringer! :O

[Busyman™]

Ohh I get it you mean a handbag.:whistling

Macho-types like Busyman don't carry handbags, nor do they bother with swishy attaches.

Maybe he just transports his implements in a box. :naughty:

Well....I like to implement my cawk in her box.:naughty:

Hey when I worked in an office as a consultant I always carried an attache.:snooty:

[Gripper]

I don't imagine a penis able to cringe itself into a cunt would survive the event, frankly. :shutup:

Hence cunts cannot become peni, unirreversible. Once a woman always a woman.
Men have choice.

They can do that for women its called a strapadichtomy.:whistling

[j2k4]

Well....I like to implement my cawk in her box.:naughty:

Syntax error! Syntax error!

Hey when I worked in an office as a consultant I always carried an attache.:snooty:

Real men carry briefcases; everyone knows that.

[Buffalo]

People on a mission in the supermarket with attitude!
This was the case not so long ago & being me at the time gave attitude back twice fold.
It's not the case now, as I have my mp3 player going, I tend to switch off to the surrounding rush and it's made shopping quite an enjoyable thing.

[MagicNakor]

People who think everyone in the world should gawk at everything in the supermarket. Additional points for screaming babies or spoilt-brat temper tantrums.

:shuriken:

[Alien5]

waiting to pay for your shopping is the part that i dislike the most, its the most annoying part about shopping for me. i want to just pay n get the fuck out as quickly as possible. and everyone gets in my way aggghhhHH

[Lilmiss]

Dudes at an Abba tribute thang with their shirts totally unbuttoned, trying to dance with anything with a gash. Sickening, but extremely fucking hilarious when they are escorted out of the building. :happy:

[Skweeky]

Those movies or tv series where people make an arse of themselves and humiliate themselves.

It seems to be very British, but I just can't watch it

[MagicNakor]

Schadenfreude.

:shuriken:

[CrabGirl]

My fat gay manager shaking his bootie trying to get people to dance during the best arse competition. My line manager spewing his guts up at the bar then later on dancing like a twat. Telling someone that his ex (who used to work with us and whom he still loves) was a poisonous witch.

And more. Work do's make mine cringe.

[Snee]

Guys watching things like X-Factor, or "I'm an arsewipe, re-start my career" or any other of those reality pish things.

I cringe for them (the "male" viewers) like, coz it's so ghey.

Amen to that.

All those moronic reality show involving idiots doing stuff, to win stuff, or sth.

[j2k4]

Being introduced to my prospective mother-in-law as the top breast-stroker in my crew. :shutup:

[MagicNakor]

That is all kinds of wrong.

:shuriken:

[JPaul]

That is all kinds of wrong.

:shuriken:

Yeah, If I could speak Canadiain that's what I would say.

[j2k4]

Yeah, If I could speak Canadiain that's what I would say.

Is that the Finnish spelling of that particular word.

[Alien5]

Canadiadian

[j2k4]

Yeah, If I could speak Canadiain that's what I would say.

Is that the Finnish spelling of that particular word.

I think we need Petri in order to address this properly. :dabs:

[Snee]

Yeah, If I could speak Canadiain that's what I would say.

Is that the Finnish spelling of that particular word.

I reckon there'd be about twelve k's in it if it was.

[j2k4]

Is that the Finnish spelling of that particular word.

I reckon there'd be about twelve k's in it if it was.

I find the Finnish tell-tale to be strings of three or more vowels...:huh:

BTW-

Did you mean like Kkkkkkkkkkkkanadiain?

[Snee]

In general it's supposed to be low on consonants, I think.

However, the thing that always strikes me, hearing it spoken, is all those k's.

Yksi, kaksi, kolme, neljä, viisi, kuusi, seitsemän, kahdeksan, yhdeksän,
kymmenen, yksitoista, kaksitoista, you know?

And all those cases (~15 :dabs:) are evil too, more suphixes than I can stand.

[j2k4]

In general it's supposed to be low on consonants, I think.

However, the thing that always strikes me, hearing it spoken, is all those k's.

Yksi, kaksi, kolme, neljä, viisi, kuusi, seitsemän, kahdeksan, yhdeksän,
kymmenen, yksitoista, kaksitoista, you know?

And all those cases (~15 :dabs:) are evil too, more suphixes than I can stand.

I know what you mean; I live amongst a large lot of misplaced Finns who've made several miserably failed attempts to domesticate their...nomenclature, and have only mastered the name spellings of those employed at the plant I contract with.

It's not a totally fruitless endeavor, but fucking close, for that.

[brenda]

birth

[j2k4]

birth

Is it time?

Was it?

What, what! :O

[Snee]

birth

Is it time?

Was it?

What, what! :O

I imagine it'll make her cunt cringe a lot, possibly literally :unsure: :pinch:

[Petri]

Yeah, If I could speak Canadiain that's what I would say.

Is that the Finnish spelling of that particular word.

Nah, that'd be "kanadalainen".

[JPaul]

Yeah, If I could speak Canadiain that's what I would say.

Is that the Finnish spelling of that particular word.

Certainly.

I don't see why I should change it again.

[100%]

Ian's wife would be offended if you did.

[j2k4]

Is that the Finnish spelling of that particular word.

Nah, that'd be "kanadalainen".

Aha!

There's one a' them Ks I heard about...look at all the bloody vowels...:shutup:

[maebach]

Eating food in a cafe and finding a pube in the meal :sick:

:sick: :sick: :pinch: :ermm: :ermm:

[Busyman™]

Eating food in a cafe and finding a pube in the meal :sick:

:sick: :sick: :pinch: :ermm: :ermm:

Eggzacklee. All Grippy has to do is stop scratching before eating or, at the very least, wash his hands first.