The Bo & Missy Story

[internet.news]

What happened in this wondrous interweb fairytail, people?

I am not uptodate.. please retell the story.. with it being xmas and all :smilie4:

:eat:

[Proper Bo]

i've trained her to cewk and do washing, innit:smilie4:

[Lilmiss]

:lol:

I could already cook n do washing.
If only I could have found someone else to watch Lars with me.... :fist:

[internet.news]

lol.. good work Bo :01:



what else happened, like? http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9008/harpei8.gif


edit: I mean story-wise.. what you have done with rude parts is your own business

[Proper Bo]

I've thrown her into teh bath numerous times, for the good of the environment, like.:idunno:

[internet.news]

so.. you live together now? like all the time?? :o

[Proper Bo]

Noes, I'm a northerner, born and bred:snooty:

[Proper Bo]

Plus she still needs to use the bath without being thrown in it:no:

[internet.news]

ahhh.. so you like, meet up, and do weekends and adventures and stuff?

[Lilmiss]

Lies, btw. He knows fine well I take 2 hour long baths everynight, mainly for some fricking peace.

He also knows if'n he comes anywhere near the bathroom, I'll shave his armhair. :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

Lies, btw. He knows fine well I take 2 hour long baths everynight, mainly for some fricking peace.

He also knows if'n he comes anywhere near the bathroom, I'll shave his armhair. :snooty:

It still won't grow back properly:no:

[internet.news]

I believe missy.. I can imagine her taking 2 hour long baths..



yes I can



yes


yup.. I can imagine...


but I won't Bo reallllly :smilie4: :imagine:

so.. what is the most romantic thing Bo has done for you Missy, and Bo, Missy has done for you?

.. just looking for fairytale content, like

[Proper Bo]

She let me watch fitbawl in peace (almost) while she burnt cewked dinner:smilie4:


edit: and brought me beer when needed. some good womaning that day:smilie4:

[internet.news]

congrats Bo.. that is damn fine womaning... going on , like :01:

[Lilmiss]

*He ordered me something like 12 red roses on me birthday and left them on me bed for the staffie to attack/bark at when I returned from work.

*Almost smacked someone when I was hit with a plastic bottle at a festival.


*He also abused my parents doorstep by.....erm. :heh:

[Lilmiss]

Then leaned out my window and called me Grannie a mackem, singing likes. :fist:

[Proper Bo]

Then leaned out my window and called me Grannie a mackem, singing likes. :fist:

Dirty mackem, dirty monkey mackem
diiiirty mackem, you're from sunderland
(to the tune of alouette)
:smilie4:

she shouldn't have been talking loudly over the fitbawl:snooty:

[Proper Bo]

*Almost smacked someone when I was hit with a plastic bottle at a festival.


I don't remember that:unsure:

[internet.news]

*He ordered me something like 12 red roses on me birthday and left them on me bed for the staffie to attack/bark at when I returned from work.

*Almost smacked someone when I was hit with a plastic bottle at a festival.


*He also abused my parents doorstep by.....erm. :heh:
awwww :happy:


+ :0000000000000000

Then leaned out my window and called me Grannie a mackem, singing likes. :fist: she lives near you.. or just to the local neighbourhood, like? :mellow:


Then leaned out my window and called me Grannie a mackem, singing likes. :fist:

Dirty mackem, dirty monkey mackem
diiiirty mackem, you're from sunderland
(to the tune of alouette)
:smilie4:

she shouldn't have been talking loudly over the fitbawl:snooty:
:lol:



*Almost smacked someone when I was hit with a plastic bottle at a festival.


I don't remember that:unsure::unsure:

[Proper Bo]

The "almost" part just doesn't sound like me:unsure:

*unless it was me who hit her with teh bottle, like

[Lilmiss]

I don't remember that:unsure:

When I was hit with (one of many bottles) at Blackpool.
T'was over the balcony, almost knocking me for 6. :rolleyes:

Although, you did leave me to beat a Frenchie at pool. :girlie:

[Proper Bo]

*He also abused my parents doorstep by.....erm. :heh:

:o
That was you!

[internet.news]

:glag:

[Proper Bo]

I don't remember that:unsure:

When I was hit with (one of many bottles) at Blackpool.
T'was over the balcony, almost knocking me for 6. :rolleyes:

Although, you did leave me to beat a Frenchie at pool. :girlie:

Ooooh yeah, was a group of skinheads who ended up arguing with those spanish people that were beside us.

edit: and I didn't leave you to beat a frenchie at pool, I had to carry you out of the bar before you got us kicked out cause of your mouth:no:

[Proper Bo]

I shall not repeat what was said, either, or tesco would have to ban me.

[Lilmiss]

edit: and I didn't leave you to beat a frenchie at pool, I had to carry you out of the bar before you got us kicked out cause of your mouth:no:

But you went orf to a ghey bar, hunting for fags. :mellow:

[internet.news]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/eat.gif

[internet.news]

so.. who is the most punk then?


:pinch:

[Proper Bo]

edit: and I didn't leave you to beat a frenchie at pool, I had to carry you out of the bar before you got us kicked out cause of your mouth:no:

But you went orf to a ghey bar, hunting for fags. :mellow:


Talk about out of context:fist:

YOU were demanding tabs, so I went out at like 3am to find somewhere that was open...which just happened to be a club in the gay area. The bouncer let me in for free (cause i'm secksy, like) and i used the snout machine and left. Wasn't a gay bar either, unless those wimmins in there were lemons.

[internet.news]

I havn't been in a gay bar.. what is the snout machine? :o

[Proper Bo]

The magically overpriced machine that sells snouts in packs of 16 for £6

[Lilmiss]

hahahaha.

*You know you booked us into the gheyside.
* You know I wasn't demanding fags, as I had baccy.
* The bouncer let you in for free cos.....ahem.
* You only left cos you are bawls at pool.

Oohhh Mr Sam, you've started MSN war.

Btw, Bo is crap at singing Mariah Carey tunes.
Can't park.
Refuses to eat normal stuff like mushrooms and pickled eggs.
Screams at other drivers as well as me.
Thinks Har Mar is a decent source of music.
Wears a thong when told.

:snooty:

[Proper Bo]

hahahaha.

*You know you booked us into the gheyside.
* You know I wasn't demanding fags, as I had baccy.
* The bouncer let you in for free cos.....ahem.
* You only left cos you are bawls at pool.

Oohhh Mr Sam, you've started MSN war.

Btw, Bo is crap at singing Mariah Carey tunes.
Can't park.
Refuses to eat normal stuff like mushrooms and pickled eggs.
Screams at other drivers as well as me.
Thinks Har Mar is a decent source of music.
Wears a thong when told.

:snooty:

*it didn't say on their webshite that it was in the ghey area:snooty:
*you were demanding tabs
*the bouncer let me in for free cause i was talking geordie to him in a drunken manner and probably just wanted rid of me
*see point 2

My singing >*
I'm a bettar driver than you
cause that's just wrong
Cause i was doing drive-by abusing:snooty:
har mar >*
lies, just lies. (we discussed that it was strictly a comfort thing)

[Lilmiss]

:rolleyes:

Never believe a Geordie, unless it's yer Pa. :snooty:

[internet.news]

muhaahahahahhahaha :shifty:


anyway :p ... are you two like... using the L-word and stuff ? :o

do you find your lips gesture kisses when you gaze at each other's pics until you notice you are doing it then just go into daydream?

like?

[Lilmiss]

Hehehehe, 4 pages of this shite?

What happened to my "What colour is your toothbrush" fred?

[internet.news]

:p

[internet.news]

anyway.. congratulations to you two.. I am v.v.v.v.v.happy for you and thankyou for taking part in such a xmasy thread http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/153/hatdo0.gif




Bringing you Xmas Joy,

Sam^4 http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/3774/santadz7.gif

[Jagarga]

can i tap that, bo?

[Proper Bo]

sam? go right ahead.

[Lilmiss]

I would lurve to hear Mr Spider as pished as fook.

I have a cousin in Glasghey.
Better not be him. :unsure:

[Jagarga]

pm me your phone number like an i'll phone ye i am pished the now but not in a tlaking mood as i am internet pokering.

[thewizeard]

Is that where you learnt your manners, learnt to spell and realised that tomato ketchup is better than HP sauce, Bo?

[Gripper]

:glag: Best thread ever (well this week anyway).

Tell us more. :)

[Mr. Mulder]

this thread :inlove: >*

[Gripper]

Bump :)

[internet.news]

Bump :)

interesting theory... like the pitter patter of tiny feet? :O

[Gripper]

:yup: Hadn't you heard?:O

[JPaul]

They're adopting Busy, a lá Maradonna.

[Proper Bo]

kwality, I could take him to a water park. I just hope he's tall enough for all the slides.

[Lilmiss]

:ermm: