Who are you and where are you from

[sickzau]

Hey guys, i guess this is a good way for us all to know whom we are. So ill start.

My name is Midhat Sleiman and i am From melbourne, Australia.

Im 23 years old, married with 2 kids.

I Run a fast food shop.

Some things i like to do in my spare time, is play online fps games, ie UT2004, Quake.4 etc.

I signed up to this forum as i was looking for a few invites to trade and stumbled across the invite trade section.

This forum look's legit and hope i can bring many hours of fun to this forum in the future.

If anyone want's to know me better, feel free to add me on msn. [email protected]

Good day.

[mr. nails]

my first name is mr. and last is nails. i work for a server motherboard company and a strip club. currently i am drunk and don't really feel liek typing this shit. i prefer fps's and rpg's. o, and i "used" to kill ppl for a living...

[Chip Monk]

I am a 46 year old Scotsman, called Jim. My hobbies currently include filesharing, stuff and irony. If pressed I would have to chose stuff as my favourite among them.

I own a hairdresser's car, a large house with many rooms and have hundreds of off-spring. The large number of weans was pretty much the determining factor in how much was invested in the house and how little in the car. Tho' to be fair I do like it, indeed this is my third hairdresser's car. Yes, I do have three hairdressers.

I am not interested in any sort of extra-marital sexual encounters so please don't try to groom me. Please also leave The alone as manker has invested quite some time and effort already and it would be unfair for anyone else to step in.

I have no time for tax dodgers, accountants, wastrels or dullards. They are all a scourge on society and should be removed to Wales forthwith. Not that there's anything wrong with Wales or the Welsh. Except the ones who think they live in West England. You know the type, they sound like wee posh English lassies and want to "chat" to you.

I don't use msn or anything like that, so it would be pointless adding me to your list.

[Mr. Mulder]

My name is Mulder and I work for the FBI :yup:

[Chip Monk]

My name is Mulder and I work for the FBI :yup:

You've forgotten the tablets again, Todd.

[Mr. Mulder]

My name is Mulder and I work for the FBI :yup:

You've forgotten the tablets again, Todd.
Another siteing you say!? this time in Vancouver!? And there's only 24 hours before the Blue Beret U.F.O. Retrieval Team intercept!!1 wait there, im on my way!1 :o

[Chip Monk]

You've forgotten the tablets again, Todd.
Another siteing you say!? this time in Vancouver!? And there's only 24 hours before the Blue Beret U.F.O. Retrieval Team intercept!!1 wait there, im on my way!1 :o

Just wait there. I've contacted the care in the community nurse and she'll be there in 3 days.

[Mr. Mulder]

Another siteing you say!? this time in Vancouver!? And there's only 24 hours before the Blue Beret U.F.O. Retrieval Team intercept!!1 wait there, im on my way!1 :o

Just wait there. I've contacted the care in the community nurse and she'll be there in 3 days.
Good thinking Skinner, we wouldn't want Scully to miss this, they may have a cure for her or at least something we can go on... :unsure:

[Chip Monk]

Just wait there. I've contacted the care in the community nurse and she'll be there in 3 days.
Good thinking Skinner, we wouldn't want Scully to miss this, they may have a cure for her or at least something we can go on... :unsure:

Yeah, hang fire there. Deep Thought will contact you forthwith.

[Skiz]

Isn't this the purpose of the n00b Thread (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/lounge/t-hello-noobs-111098)?

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

And why is he questioning the legitimacy of this forum? We been here a lot longer than he has. :lol:

[Jagarga]

stfu html who was asking for a canuks point of view?


hi my name is dave, the actual real proper emo one. i like having girly hair, getting the pish ripped out of me and making shit videos on the internet.
keep back or i'll cat myself with this keyboard.



edit: shit wrong account.

[Cheese]

My name is Dave Cheese. I am from Plymouth, UK.

I'm 29 years old, living in sin with Crabgirl and have 0 children.

I am an English student and I also work for a charter flight company.

Some things I like to do in my spare time is play RPG's, criticize 'merkin TV, post stuff (and things) on the internets, pretend to work on my dissertation, write and drink (which makes for some sloppy handwriting).

I signed up to the forum because I was looking for help setting up my ironing board and stumbled across The Lounge.

The forum certainly doesn't look legit but I hope I can spend hours tormenting dickheads who posts things like: "Isn't this the purpose of the n00b Thread (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/lounge/t-hello-noobs-111098)?" or just generally mock stupid people.

If anyone want to get to know me better then you must defeat Crabgirl in single combat to claim me as your prize.

Good day.

[Mr. Mulder]

*FPS > RPG's btw, used to prefer RPG's but after getting far too emotionally invested in Shenmue I & II only to get no real ending ...can't play any RPG's now, the pain is just too much :emo:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shenmue_Online < this will ease the pain ever so slightly, but its hardly the same :emo:

[petra1210]

Hey my name is Petra and I like zombies... actually i killing them for a fun :happy:

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/775/zombieslovend3.jpg

[100%]

I am merely a percent.

[Proper Bo]

*FPS > RPG's btw, used to prefer RPG's but after getting far too emotionally invested in Shenmue I & II only to get no real ending ...can't play any RPG's now, the pain is just too much :emo:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shenmue_Online < this will ease the pain ever so slightly, but its hardly the same :emo:

The thing I didn't like about Shenmue was that it made you get a jawb. I was lyke ffs mang, I don't have one earl, I rly don't want one in a gheyme:dabs:

[MCHeshPants420]

*FPS > RPG's btw, used to prefer RPG's but after getting far too emotionally invested in Shenmue I & II only to get no real ending ...can't play any RPG's now, the pain is just too much :emo:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shenmue_Online < this will ease the pain ever so slightly, but its hardly the same :emo:

I can't say I've heard of that game. FPS games are great fun to play with once in a while (like for one night) but you wouldn't really want to settle down with one, get married and have kids with them.

[lynx]

I am merely a percent.No need to get fractious about it.

[internet.news]

"midhat" .. that is a supervillain name for sure, very :smilie4:

mulder was right to "case the thread" soo gooooood :naughty: :01:

[Snee]

my first name is mr. and last is nails. i work for a server motherboard company and a strip club. currently i am drunk and don't really feel liek typing this shit. i prefer fps's and rpg's. o, and i "used" to kill ppl for a living...

You worked at Taco Bell or sth?

[brenda]

I am merely a percent.

incorrect, you are one hundred of them

[Lilmiss]

Hello. I'm a rather small being and live in a hobbithole.
I have very hairy feet and like to sing loudly and out of tune.

I'm roughly a million years old, but have only recently started finding grey hairs.
I don't like Jeremy Paxman and don't want slippers for xmas, thankyou.

[Proper Bo]

I have very hairy feet

you have?:unsure:

[Lilmiss]

It's teh intershite, I can lie if'n I fricking want.


Okies, I have moderately hairy feet.
Only cos I shave them daily for hygiene reasons. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.alleycatscratch.com/lotr/makingem/Makeup/Feet/FeetComp/German_close.jpg

:o

[Mr. Mulder]

slap some wimmins shoes on those and they'd be teh hawt :naughty:

[Proper Bo]

I have hairy feet and they rawk. true story

[internet.news]

It's teh intershite, I can lie if'n I fricking want.


Okies, I have moderately hairy feet.
Only cos I shave them daily for hygiene reasons. :smilie4:
awww, you interweb cutie, you :happy:




I have very hairy feet

you have?:unsure:

lolololol you have a girlfriend with hairy feet :P

[Proper Bo]

awww, you interweb cutie, you :happy:




I have very hairy feet

you have?:unsure:

lolololol you have a girlfriend with hairy feet :P

Hairy feet don't matter when she's chained to the cewker:snooty:

[Lilmiss]

heh. They are nowt compared to me armpits. :smilie4:

[Gripper]

Hi I'm Gripper and I'm moderately insane,I live in the midlands in an igloo that I found in a car park last year.

I'm a pagan and enjoy sticking pins dolls. :)

[CrabGirl]

My name is Dave Cheese. I am from Plymouth, UK.

I'm 29 years old, living in sin with Crabgirl and have 0 children.

I am an English student and I also work for a charter flight company.

Some things I like to do in my spare time is play RPG's, criticize 'merkin TV, post stuff (and things) on the internets, pretend to work on my dissertation, write and drink (which makes for some sloppy handwriting).

I signed up to the forum because I was looking for help setting up my ironing board and stumbled across The Lounge.

The forum certainly doesn't look legit but I hope I can spend hours tormenting dickheads who posts things like: "Isn't this the purpose of the n00b Thread (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/lounge/t-hello-noobs-111098)?" or just generally mock stupid people.

If anyone want to get to know me better then you must defeat Crabgirl in single combat to claim me as your prize.

Good day.

I am Crabgirl. I am 29. I live with Cheese in Plymouth but I've been assured that he's trading me in for a younger model once I turn thirty in April.

I work for a wine trading company and probably drink too much as a result. This may change soon as the "get to keep your job" decision is today. I am training to be a massage therapist, and am more than aware of the smutty jokes that will result. In my spare time I like tormenting Cheese, the outdoors, watching filums, posting shit in the lounge and tormenting Cheese.

I signed up to the forum so people would believe Cheese had a girlfriend. If anyone wants to get to know me better they'd be well advised to get their anti-rabies shots done and invest in some heavy duty body armor.

[backlash]

My name is Dave Cheese. I am from Plymouth, UK.

I'm 29 years old, living in sin with Crabgirl and have 0 children.

I am an English student and I also work for a charter flight company.

Some things I like to do in my spare time is play RPG's, criticize 'merkin TV, post stuff (and things) on the internets, pretend to work on my dissertation, write and drink (which makes for some sloppy handwriting).

I signed up to the forum because I was looking for help setting up my ironing board and stumbled across The Lounge.

The forum certainly doesn't look legit but I hope I can spend hours tormenting dickheads who posts things like: "Isn't this the purpose of the n00b Thread (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/lounge/t-hello-noobs-111098)?" or just generally mock stupid people.

If anyone want to get to know me better then you must defeat Crabgirl in single combat to claim me as your prize.

Good day.

I am Crabgirl. I am 29. I live with Cheese in Plymouth but I've been assured that he's trading me in for a younger model once I turn thirty in April.

I work for a wine trading company and probably drink too much as a result. This may change soon as the "get to keep your job" decision is today. I am training to be a massage therapist, and am more than aware of the smutty jokes that will result. In my spare time I like tormenting Cheese, the outdoors, watching filums, posting shit in the lounge and tormenting Cheese.

I signed up to the forum so people would believe Cheese had a girlfriend. If anyone wants to get to know me better they'd be well advised to get their anti-rabies shots done and invest in some heavy duty body armor.

Sweet, you're gonna be a massage therapist. That's cool. I happen to be one myself. :) The puns, jokes, people thinking that you want to just give them a massage b/c that's what you do will never end. hehe

[GepperRankins]

Hi, my name is The


my job is losing jobs and being emo.

manker bullies me in order to keep me from wandering.

in my spare time i play many games and don't complete them because i wasn't brought up right.

i signed up to the forums because once upon a time they were in the same window as my porn downloads.

[enoughfakefiles]

I'm a pagan and enjoy sticking pins dolls. :)

I'm told size doesn't matter:smilie4:

[JPaul]

In my spare time I like tormenting Cheese, the outdoors, watching filums, posting shit in the lounge and tormenting Cheese.



How does one torment the outdoors. :blink:

[CrabGirl]

Whoops.

By my mere presence I suppose.

[JPaul]

Whoops.

By my mere presence I suppose.

That's a bit self-harsh.

I'm sure the outdoors find you to be totally charming.

[CrabGirl]

Alas, though I like the outdoors, and consider myself to be one of it's minions, it doesn't like me, and makes me sneeze and shoots wasps and pollen at me.

The Outdoors is a harsh master.

[JPaul]

Alas, though I like the outdoors, and consider myself to be one of it's minions, it doesn't like me, and makes me sneeze and shoots wasps and pollen at me.

The Outdoors is a harsh master.

Didn't you do that communing with natureology thing. Studying wee beasties and so forth.

[CrabGirl]

Absolutely. I can identify fungus at a thousand paces, and have walked most of the South West coast path. I've scars on my hands from velvet swimming crabs pinching me when I've been showing them to the public, and scars on my arse from slipping on barnacle-encrusted rocks. I can tell what species a tree is from it's buds or bark, and I thrive on wide open spaces devoid of manmade structures. It still doesn't change the fact that I'm allergic to the outdoors.

I'm also allergic to a hell of a lot of foodstuffs but it doesn't mean I'll stop eating.

[JPaul]

Absolutely. I can identify fungus at a thousand paces, and have walked most of the South West coast path. I've scars on my hands from velvet swimming crabs pinching me when I've been showing them to the public, and scars on my arse from slipping on barnacle-encrusted rocks. I can tell what species a tree is from it's buds or bark, and I thrive on wide open spaces devoid of manmade structures. It still doesn't change the fact that I'm allergic to the outdoors.



That really is a bummer.

It is perhaps fortunate, given your current employment status that you appear not to be allergic to wine.

How did it work out with the knee thing BTW. Are you a total gimp or can it be mended.

[CrabGirl]

It's alright. I'm used to the sneezing. I just become a snotty monster rather than avoiding the outdoors.

They're giving it six weeks to see if it can repair itself adequatly. If not I'm getting a small op to take away the ripped bits of cartilage which are catching on the bones.

I think I might be allergic to wine. Sometimes it gives me a headache!

[JPaul]

It's alright. I'm used to the sneezing. I just become a snotty monster rather than avoiding the outdoors.

They're giving it six weeks to see if it can repair itself adequatly. If not I'm getting a small op to take away the ripped bits of cartilage which are catching on the bones.

I think I might be allergic to wine. Sometimes it gives me a headache!

:lol: I may also be allergic to t'Apple.

Sounds like a decent prognosis on the knee thing. However can I be so bold as to give you a wee bit of advice - do what the Doctor tells you. If you don't you will hopefully have 40 or 50 years wishing you had. Rather than a couple of months inconvenience just now.

You know it makes sence.

[CrabGirl]

Thanks and I understand. I'm really gutted about it because I love walking and take my knees seriously, and I just want it to get better and to be able to even go to the cornershop without it being painful, and I really dont want to compromise my future health because of stubborness now. So it's walking with a crutch for the next six weeks, and then we'll see. At least now I get sick pay if I do have to take time off. And the ability to trip up xmas shoppers, poke cheese and the cat, and hook things which are out of arms reach.

:emo:

[JPaul]

Thanks and I understand. I'm really gutted about it because I love walking and take my knees seriously, and I just want it to get better and to be able to even go to the cornershop without it being painful, and I really dont want to compromise my future health because of stubborness now. So it's walking with a crutch for the next six weeks, and then we'll see. At least now I get sick pay if I do have to take time off. And the ability to trip up xmas shoppers, poke cheese and the cat, and hook things which are out of arms reach.

:emo:

Every cloud and so forth.

If you get too depressed you could always crutch Chebus in the crotch. That would be funny on so many levels.

[CrabGirl]

crutch crotch-crushing does sound like qwality entertainment.

[JPaul]

Pics

[sickzau]

haha good to see some people posted about the thread not homo shit :)

Crab girl, i know your interested dont be shy to ask me out on a date, i get that alot :P

This thread delivers.

[enoughfakefiles]

This thread delivers.

WURD1111!!!!111!!

[Snee]

haha good to see some people posted about the thread not homo shit :)

Crab girl, i know your interested dont be shy to ask me out on a date, i get that alot :P

This thread delivers.

Define "not homo shit", k, thanks.

And who is her interested, then?

[CrabGirl]

I'm not interested. A lot.

[clocker]

Balderdash.

Your reply says "no, no, no" but your erotically flushed pincers say "yes, yes, yes".

[TYPE R]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[thewizeard]

Hey guys, i guess this is a good way for us all to know whom we are. So ill start.

My name is Midhat Sleiman and i am From melbourne, Australia.

Im 23 years old, married with 2 kids.

I Run a fast food shop.

Some things i like to do in my spare time, is play online fps games, ie UT2004, Quake.4 etc.


I signed up to this forum as i was looking for a few invites to trade and stumbled across the invite trade section.

This forum look's legit and hope i can bring many hours of fun to this forum in the future.

If anyone want's to know me better, feel free to add me on msn. [email protected]

Good day.


erm...you are married with two children... that's illegal in the Netherlands...that's surely bigamy? ( or in your case littlemy)

[kittybewm]

Michelle aka chella aka kittybewm. From Phoenix Arizona. HOWDY!

[blueQ]

25 Romania , living in Norway

[Fulanito]

Im 21 Jorge and im from Peru, i hope u can se that, and living in sweden with my 5 brothers and my mom, no dad.