My cock

[ahctlucabbuS]

It's quite large.

What to do? :blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

pics

[ahctlucabbuS]

You can see it for sure!

It always flops out of my boxer.

I can't go through life tucking my cock down my boxers all the time.

Any suggestions?

[CableMan391]

Get special pants that accomodate for the massiveness.

[internet.news]

well, you could twist it around and around into a spring formation and insert through the bottom of a jar of cookies... find a hawt chick and offer cookie.. when she undoes the lid, your cock spring springs out like one of those joke snake in a jar things. Then she'd love you forever :smilie4:

[S!X]

Use it as a third leg.

[Mr. Mulder]

well, you could twist it around and around into a spring formation and insert through the bottom of a jar of cookies... find a hawt chick and offer cookie.. when she undoes the lid, your cock spring springs out like one of those joke snake in a jar things. Then she'd love you forever :smilie4:
ftw! :glag:

[Buffalo]

You need legs
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/myspace/Socketprothesis1.jpg

[ahctlucabbuS]

well, you could twist it around and around into a spring formation and insert through the bottom of a jar of cookies... find a hawt chick and offer cookie.. when she undoes the lid, your cock spring springs out like one of those joke snake in a jar things. Then she'd love you forever :smilie4:

Surely you mean like one of those cock troll in a box thingies. Best suggestion by far in any case.

[Virtualbody1234]

You can see it for sure!

It always flops out of my boxer.

I can't go through life tucking my cock down my boxers all the time.

Any suggestions?

Briefs.

[Smith]

Cut it off or stfu..

[ahctlucabbuS]

Obviously you have no idea on how it's like to have a free, unbounded cock. I can only wish you the best in approaching women with your limited perspective on nature. No binding, no cutting.

[Buffalo]

Does it not get cold in Oslo?

[ahctlucabbuS]

Quite cold. No shrinkage however, or the problem would have resolved itself easily. I blame Al Gore / the greenhouse effect.

[Seedler]

Tape it to your belly:yup:

[famous45]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n190/famous44/ghh.jpg

[Colt Seevers]

It's all about

cock

balls

n' tits

in ere innit?

Can't wait for the hemaroid thread...

[Proper Bo]

It's all about

cock

balls

n' tits

in ere innit?

Arse.

[Colt Seevers]

It's all about

cock

balls

n' tits

in ere innit?

Arse.


Hoi start yer oon thread.

[Proper Bo]

Arse.


Hoi start yer oon thread.

cunt, too.

[Colt Seevers]

Hoi start yer oon thread.

cunt, too.

You love it.

[S!X]

You're just a slut from down below in Castle Greyskull, c'mon.

[100%]

It's quite large.

What to do? :blink:

1.A cock is not the thing protruding from your face
2.pointing is impolite.

[maebach]

well, you could twist it around and around into a spring formation and insert through the bottom of a jar of cookies... find a hawt chick and offer cookie.. when she undoes the lid, your cock spring springs out like one of those joke snake in a jar things. Then she'd love you forever :smilie4:

genius !! :lol:

[Nevermore]

Step 1. Style pubic hair into a beard & moustache. Put a pair of sunglasses on top of the todger.
Step 2. Grow a beard/moustache in the same style & wear similar sunglasses.
Step 3. Tell everyone you're Siamese twins.

Bonus: If anyone says your "twin" looks like a willy, sue them for discrimination.