Converstation With Random Person On Train

[Clear Illusions]

Anyone had one?

[marine_aart]

no

[Tyke]

Yeah.

It went something like:-

"This is the first class coach you know!"
"Yeah? And??"
"I paid good money for my seat"
"And am I sitting in your seat?
"Obviously not, as I'm sat here"
"If someone gets on who booked this seat, I'll move"
"That's not the point! It costs money to travel first class"
"Life's a bitch, ain't it" :lol:

It was more fun this way than to explain that I had been told to take a seat in 1st class, seeing as I had spent the night in the train station due to the ticket office selling me a ticket for a last train that didn't exist! Dozy cow had been looking at the timetable for the following month!

[Buffalo]

"Good morning" "And in case i don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight. :lol:

[Curley]

I remember a few years ago, before I learned to drive, I got shouted at by a women because I was using my mobile phone. I told her I had no choice cause it was something to do with work (even though I was telling my mate about the day out at York races I was just coming from).

In the end, she got up and stormed into another carrage. Silly cow. :D

[WeeMouse]

I've had a lot of weird conversations on subways! I just seem to attract the wierdos...(no mention of Lamsey here please folks!)

1)An old woman talked to me for 10 minutes about how her husband died from stomach cancer...and how she and her cat were coping.

2)Another woman started telling me how she broke her wrist and how she is a carer in an old-folks home and included every single detail about her working day!

3) a drunk man shouted "Who are you lookin at? Ya big POOF!" to a guy sitting opposite me. When the guy got off, the drunk man seemed to think he should apologise to me and explain why he did it. Apparently it was because the guy was a poof, and had been looking at him...


Aaaaaaaaah the joys of Glasgow's underground system! :lol:

[Tyke]

Slightly off-topic I once was asked to escort a middle-aged woman through the park because she was scared of the squirrels!

Hmm, maybe we have mutant man-eating squirrels round here, but I ain't seen none

[WeeMouse]

:lol:

squirrels are evil tho


they sit there and nibble and every so often stop suddenly and look up as if to say..."did I leave the gas on?! No - I'm a fucking squirrel!" - Eddie Izzard


:P

[Skweeky]

You're not the only one WeeMouse....I also attract weirdos (here too, no need to point at Bender, I know)

-We once returned from a camping trip and we were really exhausted. Suddenly this guy started talking to me about the dangers of smoking marihuana and how many people died because of that....This converstation lasted for 45 very long minutes

-A few months ago I took my niece shopping to Brussels, as we returned a minister of the reformed church came sitting in front of us and he demanded I read from the Bible with him....

-When coming from Antwerp together with Bender, we ran into this group of scouts, all boys, all about 18-19, going on a only-boys weekend.....That really freaked me out :blink:

:lol: :lol:

[clocker]

Originally posted by Skweeky@17 May 2003 - 17:35


-When coming from Antwerp together with Bender, we ran into this group of scouts, all boys, all about 18-19, going on a only-boys weekend.....That really freaked me out :blink:

:lol:  :lol:
http://media.abcnews.com/media/US/images/ap_scout_protest_000821_n.jpg

I know what you mean. Some of those scouts are really creepy...

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by clocker+18 May 2003 - 16:10--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 18 May 2003 - 16:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Skweeky@17 May 2003 - 17:35


-When coming from Antwerp together with Bender, we ran into this group of scouts, all boys, all about 18-19, going on a only-boys weekend.....That really freaked me out :blink:

:lol: :lol:
http://media.abcnews.com/media/US/images/ap_scout_protest_000821_n.jpg

I know what you mean. Some of those scouts are really creepy... [/b][/quote]
aaaaarrghhhhh&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; that&#39;s just cruel&#33; I&#39;ll ask a MOD to delete that picture, there are children on this board you know&#33; :angry:



:lol: :lol: :lol:

[marine_aart]

:x

[clocker]

Originally posted by Skweeky@18 May 2003 - 09:12

aaaaarrghhhhh&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; that&#39;s just cruel&#33; I&#39;ll ask a MOD to delete that picture, there are children on this board you know&#33; :angry:



:lol: :lol: :lol:
Children need to know that there&#39;s a Dark Side out there.

Or else they may become Boy Scouts, too. ;)

[echidna]

Originally posted by clocker@19 May 2003 - 01:10
http://media.abcnews.com/media/US/images/ap_scout_protest_000821_n.jpg

I know what you mean. Some of those scouts are really creepy...
@clocker :: what are the slogans on those signs that the plump camping little neo-fascists are holding aloft?
scouting=scarry :blink:

[clocker]

Originally posted by echidna@18 May 2003 - 10:48

@clocker :: what are the slogans on those signs that the plump camping little neo-fascists are holding aloft?
scouting=scarry :blink:
Those are gay folk protesting the Boy Scout&#39;s discrimination policy.
Except for the fat one.
He&#39;s protesting McDonalds changing their french fries.

[oldmancan]

Sorry Clocker, but that&#39;s a picture of a demonstration against sex discrimination not sexual preference. As a result of the campaign The Boy Scouts of Canada is now, Scouts Canada. Girls are welcome, as both leaders and scouts. As well as all the other levels in the program, i.e. beavers, cubs, adventurers and rovers.

Actually I&#39;m kidding about the picture but not about Scouts Canada.

You wacky English folk&#33; Canadians won&#39;t shut up, strangers think their your neighbour just because your sitting next to them. My son travels across town to go to school every day that he goes to school. At the end of the year he had a "bus buddy party". A group of them that spanned gr. 8-12 when out for dinner together. These kids don&#39;t even all go to the same school they just travel part way together all the time.

This subject reminds me of a theatre play that I was in during school. About two middle-upper class British men. They were waiting for a bus or something, as they did every day on their way to work. The point the play was making was that even though these two had just about everything in common they couldn&#39;t relate because they had never been formally introduced.

[TIDE-HSV]

I remember a conversation with another lawyer, a German lawyer, on a train going up the Rhine. After he found out I was also a lawyer, we talked, and the conversation veered off onto the troubles Germany was having with the Turkish (and other Muslim) minorities in the cities. He stated firmly "Wir werden Die absorbieren." Or, "We will absorb them." The year was 1969. Hmm.

[scribblec]

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[clocker]

Originally posted by TIDE-HSV@18 May 2003 - 16:34
&nbsp; He stated firmly "Wir werden Die absorbieren."&nbsp; Or,&nbsp; "We will absorb them."&nbsp; The year was 1969.&nbsp; Hmm.
http://www.starfleet.it/immagini/images/borg-queen.jpg

Resistence is futile.
You vill be assimilated...

[Bender]

Originally posted by Skweeky@18 May 2003 - 01:35
-When coming from Antwerp together with Bender, we ran into this group of scouts, all boys, all about 18-19, going on a only-boys weekend.....That really freaked me out :blink:
She "forgot" to tell that she was drunk as a lord, wearing a black mini skirt and a long black plastic coat with high heels.

The boyscouts were all watching intrigued at how she looked, until she decided to sit between them, asking questions like: "why are you looking at me", "do you think I&#39;m attractive" and "you look so scared, don&#39;t you like girls", while slapping them on the thighs.

The looks on those guys&#39; faces, they were soo scared&#33; :lol: :lol:




Edit: Trains are the best places to pick up girls/boys by the way, because they can&#39;t run away. :P