What is your secret desire?

[Gripper]

I'd love to be able to sing and play the guitar well,I'm gonna look into getting guitar and singing lessons in the new year.:D

[S!X]

I have a guitar but cant play shit on it...... yet.

[mr. nails]

play videogames 4 a living.

[Gripper]

Another one is to learn how to swordfight,I have 2 and like to mess with them,but would probably end up cutting part of me off if I tried using them for real. :)

"Ther can be only one"

[mr. nails]

lambert pwnz u!

[Gripper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/Swords.jpg

My blades.

[Buffalo]

What is your secret desire?:

It's Secret :)

Nice one Gripper, go for it, this is a good starter kit,
Complete Electric Guitar Package £44.98 Inc. VAT @ http://www.ebuyer.com/customer/search/?qfind=electric+guitar

I play the Bass, got myself a new Tanglewood Rebel 4x not so long ago,
nice sound.

[Proper Bo]

Nice one Gripper, go for it, this is a good starter kit,
Complete Electric Guitar Package £44.98 Inc. VAT @ http://www.ebuyer.com/customer/search/?qfind=electric+guitar


Don't. It will be fucking awful.

[JPaul]

Nice one Gripper, go for it, this is a good starter kit,
Complete Electric Guitar Package £44.98 Inc. VAT @ http://www.ebuyer.com/customer/search/?qfind=electric+guitar


Don't. It will be fucking awful.

Yup, wasted money. Fact.

You can get a decent wee learner guitar for £100-£150.

Go into a shop, tell them your price range and ask them to bring you decent machines for that price. Then play them and decide the one you want.

Do not buy a guitar without having played it. Ever.

[Gripper]

Thanks for the sage advice fellas,t'will be adhered to.

[manker]

Never to listen to anyone about guitar or cars if they talk about them without anyone paying them to do so.

Reason being is because I won't have anything to do with another man's wank bank.

[Agrajag]

Never to listen to anyone about guitar or cars if they talk about them without anyone paying them to do so.

Reason being is because I won't have anything to do with another man's wank bank.

Too late mate, I still have the phoaties.

[manker]

Never to listen to anyone about guitar or cars if they talk about them without anyone paying them to do so.

Reason being is because I won't have anything to do with another man's wank bank.

Too late mate, I still have the phoaties.Fuck's sake. It was a polaroid, I didn't break any laws - we were both underage at the time :emo:

[BrolyBoo]

Too late mate, I still have the phoaties.Fuck's sake. It was a polaroid, I didn't break any laws - we were both underage at the time :emo:

child pornography?

[Agrajag]

Too late mate, I still have the phoaties.Fuck's sake. It was a polaroid, I didn't break any laws - we were both underage at the time :emo:

Given our respective ages, if I was underage you were aboot minus 4

[Agrajag]

Fuck's sake. It was a polaroid, I didn't break any laws - we were both underage at the time :emo:

child pornography?

Certainly not, ask elsewhere, nonce.

[BrolyBoo]

too make love with manker :wub:

[Agrajag]

too make love with manker again :wub:

Fixed

[BrolyBoo]

too make love with manker for the third time :wub:

Fixed

re-fixed

[manker]

Fuck's sake. It was a polaroid, I didn't break any laws - we were both underage at the time :emo:

Given our respective ages, if I was underage you were aboot minus 4You told me that you were fifteen year old Feargal from Fife and you said your moustache was drawn on by school-yard bullies :cry:

[manker]

too make love with manker :wub:Fuck off, gaylord.

Did I ever mention that I hate gays. Fuck's sake, Mr. BrolyBoo, I thought that much was obvious.

[Agrajag]

Given our respective ages, if I was underage you were aboot minus 4You told me that you were fifteen year old Feargal from Fife and you said your moustache was drawn on by school-yard bullies :cry:

Right, a joke's a joke.

Homosexualist underage sex, fair do's.

However suggesting someone is from Fife, that's taking it too far.

[manker]

As I recall, it was you doing all the suggesting :naughty:

[Lilmiss]

Never to listen to anyone about guitar or cars if they
talk about them without anyone paying them to do so.

:big rolling eyes smile:

Bo's geetar n singing > *
In fact, mr Rgx's geetar > stuff

pahs

[Agrajag]

As I recall, it was you doing all the suggesting :naughty:

I never heard any complaints at the thyme.

[Buffalo]

Complete Electric Guitar Package for £45
wasted money? ......... No.

So many people wanting to start to play the Guitar, they have gone out and gone mad, spent £400 on a Guitar, £200 on a Amp, etc, etc,
in their brain they can only picture themselves as a rock star over night,
and 3 weeks down the line, it sit's in the corner on the room collecting dust,
When It comes to sell it, the loss is great, Pointless.
Yes this package is very cheap but the customer reviews are excellent.
Dump the strings that come with it and follow advice from http://users.powernet.co.uk/guitars/setuptut.htm
You can turn this piece of shit into a gibson les paul in less than 30 minutes.

If You then decide, Yes, I can play and I can put up with the bleeding fingers, go for the £400 Guitar & the Amp with the 11 setting on the volume control.
If you decide, feck this, it's hurts too much, the loss is not so bad.

either or neither way, Sell the Package for £50 and make yourself 5 squids for a drink.
At the end of the day it's been a free instrument.

Logic

[manker]

Never to listen to anyone about guitar or cars if they
talk about them without anyone paying them to do so.

:big rolling eyes smile:

Bo's geetar n singing > *
In fact, mr Rgx's geetar > stuff

pahsOkay.

Now be objective and tell me the same thing about two people you don't fancy the pants off.

[Lilmiss]

:huh:

okey, kinda trap question.
But Bo's singing n geetar still > *

n still RGX > almost every other fucker on this board.

[Agrajag]

Complete Electric Guitar Package for £45
wasted money? ......... No.

So many people wanting to start to play the Guitar, they have gone out and gone mad, spent £400 on a Guitar, £200 on a Amp, etc, etc,
in their brain they can only picture themselves as a rock star over night,
and 3 weeks down the line, it sit's in the corner on the room collecting dust,
When It comes to sell it, the loss is great, Pointless.
Yes this package is very cheap but the customer reviews are excellent.
Dump the strings that come with it and follow advice from http://users.powernet.co.uk/guitars/setuptut.htm
You can turn this piece of shit into a gibson les paul in less than 30 minutes.

If You then decide, Yes, I can play and I can put up with the bleeding fingers, go for the £400 Guitar & the Amp with the 11 setting on the volume control.
If you decide, feck this, it's hurts too much, the loss is not so bad.

either or neither way, Sell the Package for £50 and make yourself 5 squids for a drink.
At the end of the day it's been a free instrument.

Logic

Do you talk shite for a living. I told the chap to spend £100 - £150, on a decent playable guitar.

If he does what you say it's throwing money down the drain.

Mixed metaphors ftw.


You can turn this piece of shit into a gibson les paul in less than 30 minutes.

:noes: :noes: :noes: :noes: :noes:

Have you ever fucking played a fucking Gibson Les fucking Paul.

[manker]

:huh:

okey, kinda trap question.
But Bo's singing n geetar still > *

n still RGX > almost every other fucker on this board.
Riiiiiiight.

So back to the original point and tell me about two people you don't fancy the pants off but you find it interesting when they talk about their guitar or their car.

[Proper Bo]

even tho' I am teh hawt, she's right, my geetar and singing is > *:smilie4:

[Lilmiss]

Riiiiiiight.

So back to the original point and tell me about two people you don't fancy the pants off but you find it interesting when they talk about their guitar or their car.


okeys then , geetars only.

1. my ex who should have been in a mainstream rock band, but deserted them before they hit fuckung huuuuuuuge.
2. me bro
3. me cousin.
4. me tattooist


what the fook? :huh:

[manker]

what the fook? :huh:I wanted you to tell me about two people you don't fancy the pants off but you find it interesting when they talk about their guitar or their car.






You seem to have managed it tho' in the same post, why the confusion :huh:

[Lilmiss]

hehe, bless.

It's ok, other welsh folk must find you slightly attractive....ooooor at least there are always sheep to rape.

[manker]

hehe, bless.

It's ok, other welsh folk must find you slightly attractive....ooooor at least there are always sheep to rape.

I noticed then you edited your post from 'there are always sheep' to 'there are always sheep to rape' - this implies to me that you must believe that there is some sort of other form of beastiality which doesn't imply rape.

How can this be? Are you Cornish?

[Lilmiss]

No, I'm pished.

And you are Welsh. :meh:

[Gripper]

No, I'm pished.

And you are Welsh. :Baa:

Fixed:D

[Lilmiss]

Pft, truth be told, Bo can't sing. He can't sing for shite.
But yesh he can play geetar like fucking hella cunting good.

...and if'n you aint heard it, you aint privileged, soes there. :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

Pft, truth be told, Bo can't sing. He can't sing for shite.
But yesh he can play geetar like fucking hella cunting good.

...and if'n you aint heard it, you aint privileged, soes there. :snooty:

:O

My singing >*

cunt:snooty:

[Lilmiss]

Uug. Cats mating > Your singing.
Possibly orf to the bugger van, or dying.

:waves:

[BrolyBoo]

too make love with manker :wub:Fuck off, gaylord.

Did I ever mention that I hate gays. Fuck's sake, Mr. BrolyBoo, I thought that much was obvious.

fine manker, be uncawl

i love myself now :)

[Seedler]

I want to be a forum star:snooty:

[gamer4eva]

I want to be a forum star:snooty:

Your already there....:blink:

I want to be a trusted member of this site.:yup: (Hint Hint I already am):lol:

[Barbarossa]

hehe, bless.

It's ok, other welsh folk must find you slightly attractive....ooooor at least there are always sheep to rape.

I noticed then you edited your post from 'there are always sheep' to 'there are always sheep to rape' - this implies to me that you must believe that there is some sort of other form of beastiality which doesn't imply rape.

How can this be? Are you Cornish?

:glag:

manker pwns when he's pished :)