Is it wrong if

[Skweeky]

... you still have sexual fantasies about your ex, but can't imagine living with the guy because he's a cunt and you actually hate his guts?:blink:


Edit: And obviousement, you deeply love the person you are with now

[Agrajag]

Could you be more explicit.

No detail is too small.

Possibly include pics.

[Skweeky]

:snooty:

[Agrajag]

You come here asking for advice and folk try to help but all they get is snootiness.

For shame.

[Jagarga]

yeah for shame.

[Jagarga]

gimme some reputation you twunts.

[Agrajag]

Go to the rep sharing thread, git.

[Snee]

I take it your current doesn't check this place at all then, Skweeky :unsure:

[Agrajag]

It's OK, I've printed this page and have sent it to him.

[Snee]

Aw, stupid system won't let me rep you for that 'cos I just repped you before :dabs:

[S!X]

... you still have sexual fantasies about your ex, but can't imagine living with the guy because he's a cunt and you actually hate his guts?:blink:


You're insane. :dabs:

[Gripper]

All I can guess is that the man gave you screamin orgasms

[manker]

... you still have sexual fantasies about your ex, but can't imagine living with the guy because he's a cunt and you actually hate his guts?:blink:


Edit: And obviousement, you deeply love the person you are with nowSexual fantasies are never wrong.

In this case it's indicative of your ex-boyfriend's relative prowess in the sack when compared with your current beau.

It's not his fault, nor your own - and I think the old hun bloke you're marrying should get the fuck over the fact that when you close your eyes during sex you see your ex's face.

[Gripper]

:glag:

[Agrajag]

... you still have sexual fantasies about your ex, but can't imagine living with the guy because he's a cunt and you actually hate his guts?:blink:


Edit: And obviousement, you deeply love the person you are with nowSexual fantasies are never wrong.

In this case it's indicative of your ex-boyfriend's relative prowess in the sack when compared with your current beau.

It's not his fault, nor your own - and I think the old hun bloke you're marrying should get the fuck over the fact that when you close your eyes during sex you see your ex's face.

Problem is, the ex she's talking aboot is a burd.

[manker]

Sexual fantasies are never wrong.

In this case it's indicative of your ex-boyfriend's relative prowess in the sack when compared with your current beau.

It's not his fault, nor your own - and I think the old hun bloke you're marrying should get the fuck over the fact that when you close your eyes during sex you see your ex's face.

Problem is, the ex she's talking aboot is a burd.Where'd you get that from, like.

[Gripper]

:w00t:

[Proper Bo]

pics

[Agrajag]

Problem is, the ex she's talking aboot is a burd.Where'd you get that from, like.

My mind's eye.

[Gripper]

You sah have a beautiful mind.

[Agrajag]

You sah have a beautiful mind.

Are you calling me a racist mentalist.

[manker]

You sah have a beautiful mind.

Are you calling me a racist mentalist.I just realised I spelled 'racist' incorrectly in the other thread.

:dabs:

[Agrajag]

Are you calling me a racist mentalist.I just realised I spelled 'racist' incorrectly in the other thread.

:dabs:

I assumed you were being ironic, in your usual weigh.

[manker]

I just realised I spelled 'racist' incorrectly in the other thread.

:dabs:

I assumed you were being ironic, in your usual weigh.Nah, just drunk and a bit thick :dabs:

[manker]

Skweeky so doesn't fancy her future husband, BTW.

[Agrajag]

Skweeky so doesn't fancy her future husband, BTW.

Yeah, that explains the BJ during on-line poker.

[Agrajag]

She couldn't stand seeing his face, so that way she could fantasize that it was someone else.

[manker]

Skweeky so doesn't fancy her future husband, BTW.

Yeah, that explains the BJ during on-line poker.
She prolly wanted a new pair of shoes or sommat.

[manker]

She couldn't stand seeing his face, so that way she could fantasize that it was someone else.
Maybe she fantasised about that ex that dumped her but she still really, really fancies.

The one she started that thread about.





Edit: this thread.

[Agrajag]

Yeah, that explains the BJ during on-line poker.
She prolly wanted a new pair of shoes or sommat.

More likely "net curtains".

They stay in the chav end of Cumbersneckie.

[Agrajag]

Edit: this thread.

:glag:

[manker]

She prolly wanted a new pair of shoes or sommat.

More likely "net curtains".

They stay in the chav end of Cumbersneckie.
Kinel.

So, she doesn't fancy him, he's skint as feck, old as seventeen hills and his idea of romance stretches to getting wed in a casino ... I have an idea that Skweeky's a mental.

[Agrajag]

More likely "net curtains".

They stay in the chav end of Cumbersneckie.
Kinel.

So, she doesn't fancy him, he's skint as feck, old as seventeen hills and his idea of romance stretches to getting wed in a casino ... I have an idea that Skweeky's a mental.

And, and, here's what puts the tin lid on it, and I'm not even joking here like.

He's a hun, there, I said it.

[Lilmiss]

Does the ex, Mr Bender, ever frequent still?

I liked him.

[manker]

Kinel.

So, she doesn't fancy him, he's skint as feck, old as seventeen hills and his idea of romance stretches to getting wed in a casino ... I have an idea that Skweeky's a mental.

And, and, here's what puts the tin lid on it, and I'm not even joking here like.

He's a hun, there, I said it.SHE'S MARRYING A GERMAN!??11!!

No wonder she got extradited from Holland or wherever.

[Skweeky]

:lol:

Hilaric this is.

And I don't live in the chav bit! The chav bit is in Carbrain, I live in the part where there's only old people with dogs :snooty:

And he's not skint either. I just happen to make more money than him.

And I'm getting married in a casino on a trip that is paid for by work, ergo, our wedding shall be free. :snooty:




Can't believe you're accusing me of being mental

And now, if you'll excuse me. I'm ovulating, so I'm going to bed

[Lilmiss]

Yeah, but does Bender ever come 'ere?

[Agrajag]

No wonder she got extradited from Holland or wherever.

:noes: Pishedrods < *

Match of the day is starting soon btw.

What with Chelski drawing and manutd winning it's a good day for you.

Spoilers above.

[Lilmiss]

He fucking rawked. :happy:

[Skweeky]

Don't think so.

Not that I know of anyway.

He's definitely not the one I'm talking about by the way

[Agrajag]

And he's not skint either. I just happen to make more money than him.



By ripping off OAPs, in a call centre.

[manker]

:lol:

Hilaric this is.

And I don't live in the chav bit! The chav bit is in Carbrain, I live in the part where there's only old people with dogs :snooty:

And he's not skint either. I just happen to make more money than him.

And I'm getting married in a casino on a trip that is paid for by work, ergo, our wedding shall be free. :snooty:




Can't believe you're accusing me of being mental

And now, if you'll excuse me. I'm ovulating, so I'm going to bed
Ooooh,. I made about a brazillion posts about you not fancying him yet you choose to adress, instead, his financial staus which I made nary a nod at.

You so wanna shag Spider_dude.

[Skweeky]

That's right.

And I'm damn good at it as well.


Sorry mankie, didn't want to let you down:

I obviously do fancy him
edit: My bf that is, not Spider dude:sick:

[manker]

That's right.

And I'm damn good at it as well.

What? Shagging spd?

He said you were average.

[Skweeky]

I can't seem to remember shagging SD. When did this happen? :unsure:

[Agrajag]

That's right.

And I'm damn good at it as well.

What? Shagging spd?

He said you were average.

At best.

[Skweeky]

That's it you fuckwits.

I don't care what you say about anything else, but I'll have you know I'm a damn good shag :snooty:

And if you don't drop it, I'm leaving !!! :angry:

[Lilmiss]

Heh heh.

n hello Bender, where ever you beeeeeeeeee. :happy:

[manker]

That's it you fuckwits.

I don't care what you say about anything else, but I'll have you know I'm a damn good shag :snooty:

And if you don't drop it, I'm leaving !!! :angry:I duno what to say, Spider_dude said you were average.

Maybe you wanna post pics to prove it or something -- get the old hun bloke to pretend he's enjoying it by telling him to screw his face up or something :idunno:

[Agrajag]

That's it you fuckwits.

I don't care what you say about anything else, but I'll have you know I'm a damn good shag :snooty:

And if you don't drop it, I'm leaving !!! :angry:

That's exactly what you said the last time.

It kind of turned we on.