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Skillz808
12-27-2006, 02:13 AM
Ok here is my little corny joke.

A elephant trys to go into the store safeway but when it trys to enter, it gets stuck between the doors.

How do you get the elephant out?



Take the F out of safe and take the F out of way

Skiz
12-27-2006, 02:28 AM
huh? :idunno:

Seedler
12-27-2006, 02:32 AM
?::huh:

SirGray
12-27-2006, 03:47 AM
Ummm???

Skillz808
12-27-2006, 09:20 PM
My bad guys i thought it would work online but let me try this.


LOL

If you say it to yourself take the F out safe and take the F out of way
.

you will find out there is no F in way .

Corny i know but some people would like it.


now i know not to try this anywhere else lol.

tesco
12-27-2006, 09:55 PM
:P ur right doesnt work online

Skiz
12-27-2006, 09:57 PM
I still don't get it.

tesco
12-27-2006, 10:06 PM
There's no F in way.
There's no Fin way
There's no Fckin way.

Skiz
12-27-2006, 10:34 PM
There's no F in way.
There's no Fin way
There's no Fckin way.

I understood that part, but is that it? :huh:

tesco
12-27-2006, 11:20 PM
ya he said it was a corny joke...

snowultra
12-30-2006, 07:41 AM
i dont think i will be using that one

Barbarossa
01-02-2007, 10:35 AM
:P ur right doesnt work online

I'd be gobsmacked if it worked offline, tbh :ermm:

peat moss
01-07-2007, 06:34 AM
There's no F in way.
There's no Fin way
There's no Fckin way.

:lol: Ross you have a way with words !

djkamikaze
01-08-2007, 06:37 AM
so I took my new microsft ZUNE player into compusa today, I wanted to pick up some accesories for it. I asked the clerk "could I get some new headphones for my zune player?"
-he looked at it for a while, then told me "yeah, that would be a fair trade"