BrolyBoo's $20 Bar

[BrolyBoo]

Come talk to me about your problem's, and ill see what i can do eh?

[Virtualbody1234]

Eh?

[BrolyBoo]

Yep, got any problems, VB?

[kittybewm]

I just realized today that I don't have a tail. What do I do??? :cry:

[tesco]

I just realized today that I don't have a tail. What do I do??? :cry:Freak.:O

[Hairbautt]

My dog died the day before Christmas, I just found out I got an F in Science, and my girlfriend just told me she failed a pregnancy test which goes along with a possible condom rip. :dabs: Any help?

[JPaul]

.... she failed a pregnancy test

How difficult can it be.

[Proper Bo]

How on earth do you fail a pregnancy test?:blink:
She mustn't be the sharpest tool in the box

[tesco]

My dog died the day before Christmas, I just found out I got an F in Science, and my girlfriend just told me she failed a pregnancy test which goes along with a possible condom rip. :dabs: Any help?how do you fail a pregnancy test?:huh:

[Proper Bo]

jp beat me to it:pinch:

[Hairbautt]

Also, two years ago my Dad died and my Mom told me a week ago he may not have been my "real" father. I'm really close to a breakdown here...:ermm:

[tesco]

:lol: 3 in a row, nice

[Proper Bo]

tesco, samsamsamsam woz telling lies about me, ban him pls:lookaroun

[Hairbautt]

Oh, fuck you know what I mean...

Did I mention my internet connection is being slow...?

[kittybewm]

How do you tell your parents you're a human?

[Hairbautt]

How do you tell your parents you're a human?
*Parent. And where's BrolyBoo's godly advice?

[kittybewm]

How do you tell your parents you're a human?
*Parent. And where's BrolyBoo's godly advice?

Son... It's me, your father! :yup:

[kittybewm]

:angry:

[Alien5]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hairbautt]

So does this mean kittybewm (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/kittybewm-148514) isn't a chick? :mellow:

[kittybewm]

So does this mean kittybewm (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/kittybewm-148514) isn't a chick? :mellow:

It means your mother's a lesbian :pinch:

[Hairbautt]

:( .......oh.......... :frusty:

[kittybewm]

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r304/kittybewm/lesbomom.jpg

[DanB]

eh?

fuck off.

eh?

[BrolyBoo]

My dog died the day before Christmas, I just found out I got an F in Science, and my girlfriend just told me she failed a pregnancy test which goes along with a possible condom rip. :dabs: Any help?

For that dog, too fucking bad get over it
Getting a F in Science, fuck, learn your shit
And a condom rip, LOL THATS YOUR FUCK FAULT

[BrolyBoo]

I just realized today that I don't have a tail. What do I do??? :cry:

Glue one to your ass

[BrolyBoo]

Also, two years ago my Dad died and my Mom told me a week ago he may not have been my "real" father. I'm really close to a breakdown here...:ermm:

mm..thats your mamma's fault eh?
its up to her whether to tell you or not, just dont think about it because its in the past

[BrolyBoo]

Oh, fuck you know what I mean...

Did I mention my internet connection is being slow...?

fix your comp

[BrolyBoo]

How do you tell your parents you're a human?

write it on paper

[BrolyBoo]

So does this mean kittybewm (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/kittybewm-148514) isn't a chick? :mellow:

erm, lesbian?

[BrolyBoo]

roflmao, sorry for all the posts

[Alien5]

:o

its ok we shall deduct it from your wages :yes:

[BrolyBoo]

FUCK, i dont make too much anyway :'(

[Alien5]

nonsense

[BrolyBoo]

sense cant be non

[Alien5]

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/3138/9f5b2006fc84b525fd44fd8zu1.png

[BrolyBoo]

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/3138/9f5b2006fc84b525fd44fd8zu1.png

which proves sense cant be non

(btw how do you check what ppl gave you rep for?)

[Alien5]

ask em.

[BrolyBoo]

i got 10 rep fo shit i dont even know

[missie]

You only have +1.

Fook knows where you got that from. :huh:

[Alien5]

ive got none.

[missie]

Neither have I! :o

[Alien5]

its a good idea for the invite section, means nothing in here tho.

[Proper Bo]

You mean nothing in here.

[Agrajag]

You mean nothing in here.

That's a bit harsh.

[BrolyBoo]

Fuck off, its my bar bitch

you all mean some people with problem's that noone but me gives a fuck about

Please dont leave :'(

[missie]

Can I get a double vod, min ice and no lemon.


...to go. :happy:

[Alien5]

where u goin? stay n enjoy the people

[Proper Bo]

You mean nothing in here.

Fair point, well presented.

fixed.

[Alien5]

do you come here often? :dabs:

[missie]

where u goin? stay n enjoy the people

I got a *ltr of Vod n Babycham in teh fridge.


*going down hella quickly. :unsure:

[Alien5]

im still on the second can of beer.

[Alien5]

Fuck off, its my bar bitch

you all mean some people with problem's that noone but me gives a fuck about

Please dont leave :'( can you say it in English please?

[kittybewm]

Aliens trying to find an alien life mate :pinch:

[Alien5]

shh... Dont tell every1 :shifty:

[BrolyBoo]

Can I get a double vod, min ice and no lemon.


...to go. :happy:

nothin to go me matie

[BrolyBoo]

Fuck off, its my bar bitch

you all mean some people with problem's that noone but me gives a fuck about

Please dont leave :'( can you say it in English please?

Its my bar, and the point of this bar is for people with problems to come and talk to me, and not to leave :'(

[BrolyBoo]

where u goin? stay n enjoy the people

I got a *ltr of Vod n Babycham in teh fridge.


*going down hella quickly. :unsure:

lol @ you

im not calling the wifey to get your ass home btw

[BrolyBoo]

Aliens trying to find an alien life mate :pinch:

alien5 cant make sweet sweet love to another alien5 because he's the only one of his kind :dabs:

[missie]

im not calling the wifey to get your ass home btw

I am home.
And I'm not married to some wench. :ermm:

[BrolyBoo]

im not calling the wifey to get your ass home btw

I am home.
And I'm not married to some wench. :ermm:

well hotdiggitydamn

where you gettin the booze from, stole it :dry:

[BrolyBoo]

You only have +1.

Fook knows where you got that from. :huh:

HEY it says i got 10 rep on User CP

Fook, i want to know where i got that from

[Alien5]

christmas

[BrolyBoo]

dragged you back aint i?

[Alien5]

no, im just bored innit :dabs:

[BrolyBoo]

mm, you lyin

you cant resist me alien5

you :wub: my bar

[Alien5]

get me beer :shifty:

[BrolyBoo]

Fine, what would you like

[Alien5]

i think i'll have a beer?

[missie]

where you gettin the booze from

The fridge.


Me mum will kill me when she finds out, like. :unsure:

[BrolyBoo]

Which One

[BrolyBoo]

where you gettin the booze from

The fridge.


Me mum will kill me when she finds out, like. :unsure:

i wont tell, just as long as you leave a tip

[Alien5]

:beer: thanks :P

[BrolyBoo]

where the fook is my tip?

[BrolyBoo]

hurry up and post

[Alien5]

take it out of the $20.

[Alien5]

hurry up and post Its not like your busy, the place is empty. :blink:

[BrolyBoo]

Amen, no people today

well, ill wait i guess, any probs alien?

[Alien5]

my mouse right-clicky-finger is sore from being on the computer all day :dabs:

[BrolyBoo]

hmm i advise to put some BENGAY hahah on it

it'll prolly get better

anything else?

[Alien5]

where do i get that?

[BrolyBoo]

check CVS, or liek a drugstore

[BrolyBoo]

someone could rate the thread 5 stah's that'd be cool

[Alien5]

i did, wheres my beer?

[Alien5]

*yawn

[kittybewm]

Aliens trying to find an alien life mate :pinch:

alien5 cant make sweet sweet love to another alien5 because he's the only one of his kind :dabs:

That's the saddest story ever :cry:

[BrolyBoo]

i did, wheres my beer?

Right here sir

*passes you beer*

[BrolyBoo]

alien5 cant make sweet sweet love to another alien5 because he's the only one of his kind :dabs:

That's the saddest story ever :cry:

too bad, he should ask me what to do

[Alien5]

:dabs:

[BrolyBoo]

:dabs:

HEY, dont you give me a slanted smile or else

[Alien5]

watch yourself or i will hit that 'new thread button and create alien5 bar in a second. :P

[BrolyBoo]

watch yourself or i will hit that 'new thread button and create alien5 bar in a second. :P

but you'll be copying me, and thats not cool

[Alien5]

i wouldnt do that

[BrolyBoo]

exactly,thats why my bar > yours

[BrolyBoo]

im lonely when noone's in here

[Alien5]

what are the opening hours?

[BrolyBoo]

every day is opening

no closed

[BrolyBoo]

This thread should be pinned btw

[BrolyBoo]

*Cleans cups*

[BrolyBoo]

*go gets more booze*

IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bored

[Alien5]

Free drinks are on BrolyBoo :yahoo:

[kittybewm]

*gets drunk*

[Gripper]

*gets drunk*
Again:01:

[gamer4eva]

*gets drunk*
Again:01:

Nooooooo:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

[BrolyBoo]

Wewt, come one come all

free drinks till 12 midnight

[gamer4eva]

Wewt, come one come all

free drinks till 12 midnight

Well thats a shame....i don't drink.:lol:

[BrolyBoo]

you want some candy?

[BrolyBoo]

free drinks been over

free candy till 12 midnight

[petra1210]

free drinks been over

free candy till 12 midnight
unfortunately im working tonite :ermm:

[BrolyBoo]

work is for losers

have a beer

[Fulanito]

damm i missed the drinks, well candy should work haha

[BrolyBoo]

wtf, the bar is so far away

open fo bussiness

[Alien5]

:lol:

[kittybewm]

:drunk:

[Alien5]

:drunk: yay kitty's got 600 posts now! :yahoo:

[Hairbautt]

:drunk: yay kitty's got 600 posts now! :yahoo:
That was fast. :ermm:

[internet.news]

Total Posts: 609 (30.37 posts per day) :000000000

[kittybewm]

SHUT YOUR MOUTHS :fear:


IT WASNT ME OK I DIDNT MAKE ALL THOSE :fear: :fear:

[Hairbautt]

Hehehe...Lounge whore: Most active in Lounge (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lounge-10/) with 579 posts. ( 94.3% )

:bleh:

[BrolyBoo]

Kitty kitty kitty, when will u learn about the effects of something that i dont know

[kittybewm]

:fear: Theyre ganging up on me :fear:

[Alien5]

who is?

[kittybewm]

The evil shockers! :unsure:

[Hairbautt]

Just paraniod, comes and goes...

'Night asses, 8am class tomorrow. Damn.

[kittybewm]

:fear: How DARE you!



:batman:

[Hairbautt]

Sorry...? :devil:

[kittybewm]

:geptardrod:

[Alien5]

/me .

[Hairbautt]

/me .
Are you promoting yourself? Again? :dry:

[Alien5]

/me says :yes:

[Hairbautt]

Hehe...ok.

[BrolyBoo]

/me hi

[kittybewm]

/me busts a move

[Alien5]

/me starts dancing

[Hairbautt]

/me wonders what the fuck is so special about posting in the third person...

[kittybewm]

/me everything

[Hairbautt]

/me gains a small understanding as to why it is so pleasing, and it's not just because of the orange font either.

[kittybewm]

/me loves the orange too but in all honesty i enjoy busting a move

[Alien5]

/me just unsure as usual

[internet.news]

/me everything

agreed :batman:


edit:

:ooooo.. they've changed the quotage effect :oooooooo

[kittybewm]

JERK!!!! :fist:

/me dances

[Alien5]

OFF!!!! :fist:

[kittybewm]

ON!!!! :fist:

[Alien5]

THE!!!! :fist:

[kittybewm]

CAWK!!!! :fist:

[Alien5]

YOU!!!! :fist:

[kittybewm]

MYSELF!!!! :fist:

[Alien5]

UNSURE!!!! :fist:

[Hairbautt]

LMAO ! :lol:

[Alien5]

BLINK!!!! :fist:

[kittybewm]

SEXSEXSEX!!!! :fist:

[internet.news]

SEXSEXSEX!!!! :fist:

the nicknames are only for yahoo ma'am :snooty:

[kittybewm]

LOL!!!! :oops:

[BrolyBoo]

/me *Winks at the two lesbians that just entered*

[Alien5]

are you a lesbian BrolyBoo?

[BrolyBoo]

/me No, but i like watching them in action

[Alien5]

you had better wink sumore then :lol:

[kittybewm]

/me makes out with lesbians cause I can

[Hairbautt]

/me thinks that kittybewm is a lesbian...:shifty:

[kittybewm]

my boyfriend would be pissed :fear:

[Alien5]

:fist:

[kittybewm]

:fist: :fist:

[Hairbautt]

my boyfriend would be pissed :fear:
Probably would ask for a threesome, :ermm:

[BrolyBoo]

/me makes out with lesbians cause I can

/me mah god, such ugly pornography

[kittybewm]

/me makes out with lesbians cause I can

/me mah god, such ugly pornography

ahh, sorry here's something more to your liking

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2880/kissingwt1.jpg


:ghey:

[Hairbautt]

/me makes out with lesbians cause I can

//me mah god, such ugly pornography
Doesn't work when quoting...




/me mah god, such ugly pornography

ahh, sorry here's something more to your liking

*Ghey Pic Here*

:ghey:
:mellow:

[BrolyBoo]

/me mah god, such ugly pornography

ahh, sorry here's something more to your liking

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2880/kissingwt1.jpg


:ghey:

/kicked out of my bar for posting gay porn
http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/299/is596063ec2.th.jpg (http://img454.imageshack.us/my.php?image=is596063ec2.jpg)

ease your eye's men

[Hairbautt]

That's better, could be larger tho', but that's just me.

[BrolyBoo]

i derno how to make it larger

[Hairbautt]

Yeah, I'm too lazy, let's just hope a new page forms soon. Ugh...

[Hairbautt]

Ahhh, damnit I thought that would be it.

[BrolyBoo]

its formed NOW

[Hairbautt]

There. Done.

[BrolyBoo]

Now

[BrolyBoo]

mine, bitch

[BrolyBoo]

skillz that i kill with

[Hairbautt]

Now
Yep :yup: Thank me later...

[BrolyBoo]

Haxs

[Hairbautt]

mine, bitch


skillz that i kill with
Teh, fook? :blink:

[BrolyBoo]

Now
Yep :yup: Thank me later...

wtf, it wont make a new page

[Proper Bo]

gheys

[BrolyBoo]

nvm^

[BrolyBoo]

stfu bo

[Hairbautt]

Yep :yup: Thank me later...

wtf, it wont make a new page
The hell, are you using the board default message # view thingy?

[Proper Bo]

:dabs:

[Hairbautt]

gheysHe saved us.

stfu bo
I think he meant the pic...

[BrolyBoo]

He saved us.

stfu bo
I think he meant the pic...

erm, if you did bo, my fault

XD, i was just erkin yah

[Hairbautt]

He saved us.

I think he meant the pic...

erm, if you did bo, my fault

XD, i was just erkin yah
These are desperate times...:(

[kittybewm]

I'm so tempted to post another pic :devil:

[Hairbautt]

I'm so tempted to post another pic :devil:
:mellow: Please don't. :no:

[BrolyBoo]

I'm so tempted to post another pic :devil:

if u do i ban you from bar gg

[Proper Bo]

No no, I meant you and hairbutt are gheys.
gheys.

[BrolyBoo]

No no, I meant you and hairbutt are gheys.
gheys.

u ghey

i posted pic of lesbians cuz i can

whatsherface posted ghey porn

[kittybewm]

:drool:


http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/8195/beautifulsexyassrr9.jpg

[afunguy26]

Well I got problems ,I let my brother use my credit card to rent a van a from car rental place . Being that hes my brother i trusted that any damages that the car received he would either pay for or the crap insurance would cover it.

My brother ends up torching the car competly (he claims someone stole it) and in the process during the same day he gets arrested for a crime he commited not related to the unexplained car catching fire.

Now the car rental agency has billed my credit card a 22,000 bill for total loss of property.
Now my brother is in jail not capable of paying off the bill or im sure he wouldn't be willing either.

I'm disabled and receive a monthly check per month that goes directly to my credtcard. And theres no way I can touch the money that goes to my credit card cause cause im so far in debt so I get no money. Im broke and really need a drink and am looking at a shop and save ad and on sale right now with 30 pack of bud light bottles for 18.99 plus tax!
So how bout that 20 brolyboo?

[kittybewm]

haha bein put back to work broly.

[Hairbautt]

:drool:


http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/8195/beautifulsexyassrr9.jpg:yup: Yes ma'am!

[Hairbautt]

No no, I meant you and hairbutt are gheys.
gheys.
Pffft. :dry: Fuck off.

[BrolyBoo]

Well I got problems ,I let my brother use my credit card to rent a van a from car rental place . Being that hes my brother i trusted that any damages that the car received he would either pay for or the crap insurance would cover it.

My brother ends up torching the car competly (he claims someone stole it) and in the process during the same day he gets arrested for a crime he commited not related to the unexplained car catching fire.

Now the car rental agency has billed my credit card a 22,000 bill for total loss of property.
Now my brother is in jail not capable of paying off the bill or im sure he wouldn't be willing either.

I'm disabled and receive a monthly check per month that goes directly to my credtcard. And theres no way I can touch the money that goes to my credit card cause cause im so far in debt so I get no money. Im broke and really need a drink and am looking at a shop and save ad and on sale right now with 30 pack of bud light bottles for 18.99 plus tax!
So how bout that 20 brolyboo?

ok, ill answer the question if you answer this one

the fook you doin on fst fourm?

[BrolyBoo]

:drool:


http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/8195/beautifulsexyassrr9.jpg

kitty you give me a erection

[afunguy26]

Well I got problems ,I let my brother use my credit card to rent a van a from car rental place . Being that hes my brother i trusted that any damages that the car received he would either pay for or the crap insurance would cover it.

My brother ends up torching the car competly (he claims someone stole it) and in the process during the same day he gets arrested for a crime he commited not related to the unexplained car catching fire.

Now the car rental agency has billed my credit card a 22,000 bill for total loss of property.
Now my brother is in jail not capable of paying off the bill or im sure he wouldn't be willing either.

I'm disabled and receive a monthly check per month that goes directly to my credtcard. And theres no way I can touch the money that goes to my credit card cause cause im so far in debt so I get no money. Im broke and really need a drink and am looking at a shop and save ad and on sale right now with 30 pack of bud light bottles for 18.99 plus tax!
So how bout that 20 brolyboo?

ok, ill answer the question if you answer this one

the fook you doin on fst fourm?

Im disabled should i be some where else? I cant leave the house.:D
Im just trying to straighting out my problems here. :01:

[Hairbautt]

Remember BrolyBoo, you said tell me your problems when it comes to bartending.
Fooktard! Sorry just trying that one out

[Alien5]

Im also disabled because i... Lied :shifty:

[kittybewm]

I love you all :kiss:

You're all a bunch of freaks :1eye:

[Alien5]

Somebody give kitty a...* please :cry:

[kittybewm]

Somebody give kitty a...* please :cry:

Awww :hug: Yes, please do!!!!

[Hairbautt]

This is interesting...
and by interesting, I mean fooking wierd. Jesus we're freaks fer sure...

[Alien5]

6 members and 162 guests in the lounge so...yourselves or DIE!!!! :fist:

[BrolyBoo]

ok, ill answer the question if you answer this one

the fook you doin on fst fourm?

Im disabled should i be some where else? I cant leave the house.:D
Im just trying to straighting out my problems here. :01:

dontcha got famliy to talk to about your problems

[kittybewm]

Im disabled should i be some where else? I cant leave the house.:D
Im just trying to straighting out my problems here. :01:

dontcha got famliy to talk to about your problems

Worst. Advice. EVAR!!!! :fist:

[BrolyBoo]

dontcha got famliy to talk to about your problems

Worst. Advice. EVAR!!!! :fist:

well fine

u want better advice? i gotcha ya advice right here

its ur brother's fault

[Hairbautt]

Worst. Advice. EVAR!!!! :fist:

well fine

u want better advice? i gotcha ya advice right here

its ur brother's fault
That's just placing the blame, not really 'advice'...

Also, fook>fuck.

[BrolyBoo]

well fine

u want better advice? i gotcha ya advice right here

its ur brother's fault
That's just placing the blame, not really 'advice'...

Also, fook>fuck.

placing the blame is my damn advice

fook sounds like fork

[Monkster]

my IQ dropped 5 points from reading this thread.

What now? :(

[BrolyBoo]

my IQ dropped 5 points from reading this thread.

What now? :(

your a fucking tard

deal with it

[Hairbautt]

my IQ dropped 5 points from reading this thread.

What now? :(

your a fucking tard

deal with it
Was it all 22 pages that he read? :O (According to the board default views, of course :smilie4:)

[Hairbautt]

http://www.sorabji.net/2001/april/6.jpg

[Barbarossa]

Fuck me, and look there, busyman is there already looking for a bargain :O

[Hairbautt]

Fuck me, and look there, busyman is there already looking for a bargain :O
:lol: