Ava Estelle
01-03-2007, 07:34 AM
No, not Baz and Jonno, real celebs!
These are prices charged for these 'celebs' to turn up at your party and 'mingle', for this money they should be turning up and fucking everyone!
$1 million and above
Jessica Simpson
Justin Timberlake
Faith Hill
Rod Stewart
Barry Bonds
Alex Rodriguez
Aerosmith
$500,000-$999,999
Beyonce
50 Cent
$101,000-$500,000
Teri Hatcher
Eva Longoria
Halle Berry
Sean "Diddy" Combs
Paris Hilton
Joe Montana
Bill Clinton
Dr. Phil
$50,000-$100,000
Dana Carvey
Jeremy Piven
William Shatner
Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas
$25,000-$49,999
Dave Navarro
Mario Lopez ("Dancing with the Stars")
$10,000-24,999
Tera Patrick
Cindy Margolis
$5,000-$9,999
Efren "Pedro" Ramirez ("Napoleon Dynamite")
Linda Blair ("The Excorcist")
Jamie "Klinger" Farr ("M*A*S*H")
Jerry Mathers ("Leave It to Beaver")
$2,500-$4.999
Anson "Potsie" Williams ("Happy Days")
William Hung ("American Idol")
Eddie Haskell ("Leave It to Beaver")
$500-$1,000
"Deal or No Deal" girls
Maxim magazine models
These are prices charged for these 'celebs' to turn up at your party and 'mingle', for this money they should be turning up and fucking everyone!
$1 million and above
Jessica Simpson
Justin Timberlake
Faith Hill
Rod Stewart
Barry Bonds
Alex Rodriguez
Aerosmith
$500,000-$999,999
Beyonce
50 Cent
$101,000-$500,000
Teri Hatcher
Eva Longoria
Halle Berry
Sean "Diddy" Combs
Paris Hilton
Joe Montana
Bill Clinton
Dr. Phil
$50,000-$100,000
Dana Carvey
Jeremy Piven
William Shatner
Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas
$25,000-$49,999
Dave Navarro
Mario Lopez ("Dancing with the Stars")
$10,000-24,999
Tera Patrick
Cindy Margolis
$5,000-$9,999
Efren "Pedro" Ramirez ("Napoleon Dynamite")
Linda Blair ("The Excorcist")
Jamie "Klinger" Farr ("M*A*S*H")
Jerry Mathers ("Leave It to Beaver")
$2,500-$4.999
Anson "Potsie" Williams ("Happy Days")
William Hung ("American Idol")
Eddie Haskell ("Leave It to Beaver")
$500-$1,000
"Deal or No Deal" girls
Maxim magazine models