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[Mr JP Fugley]

What's your view on calzone.

Any thoughts.

[GepperRankins]

i've only ever had one and it didn't work properly. it was a kebab meat one. it should be unpossible for a kebab inside a pizza to not work but it was just like eating dough. also, only uncivilised folk use cutlery to eat pizza.


PS my mosilla says i spelled uncivilised wrong. did i? :unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Why use cutlery with a calzone, that's mad talk.

And also I prefer civilized, but with the "s" is OK as well. Maybe your computer just thinks you're a cunt.

[GepperRankins]

well it can't be eaten like a real pizza, that's fer shir. i thought it was supposed to be like a DIY thing where you put the stuff on your fork.


maybe i'm not a fan because i just don't know how to use them :01:

[Mr JP Fugley]

It should be eaten like a pasty, with the hands and mouth.

[GepperRankins]

your mouth must be gigantic, or your shops are stingey.

if you squint, you would be forgiven for thinking our calzones are stegosauruses'ses. i imagine trying to eat one by hand would end in calzone guts all down your shirt :unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

No, you bite bits off. There's your problem right there.

[GepperRankins]

i shall try that on my next pizza day. there will be phoaties :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

"Uncivilised" is the English way of spelling "uncivilized", and so therefore is more civilised.

Calzone rawks by the way.

[Chip Monk]

i shall try that on my next pizza day. there will be phoaties :smilie4:

When will this be, I will mark my diary accordingly.

[GepperRankins]

i shall try that on my next pizza day. there will be phoaties :smilie4:

When will this be, I will mark my diary accordingly.
the next day i have a tenner in my hand and really can't be arsed to make dinner. no set date but it'll probably be the evening of the day i remember my PIN number

[Skweeky]

Two days ago I had a donner calzone from Spice Magic ( the one in Condorrat aye)

't was well yummy


mmmmmm

[Gripper]

Our local chippy makes kebab meat pizzas, 14" kebab pizza= sicksquid = value for money. :w00t:

[j2k4]

It should be eaten like a pasty, with the hands and mouth.

Are you on a sudden calzone kick over there.

Something to do with global warming, perhaps?

Let's hear it for the pasty, BTW.

I couldn't contemplate a world without 'em.

[GepperRankins]

this is bad

my camera wont get a picture

the first three inches were just cheese

the middle was cold

after 40 seconds in the microwave it's innards have all spilled out



:( :( :(

[GepperRankins]

approaching the last few mouthfuls now.

tomato sauce spilled and both scolded my hand and stained my shirt

[GepperRankins]

ok here's the verdict. calzones are stupid as fuck. end.

[thewizeard]

..They have a callzone (hotspot) in MacDonalds... .handy for your laptop...

[100%]

every pizza is a potential Calzone
simply
fold

[Mr JP Fugley]

ok here's the verdict. calzones are stupid as fuck. end.

a bad workman blames his calzone. fact.

[tesco]

Calzones are good once in a while but i find them hard to eat too.
Not that i make a mess of my shirt but i cant help but get sauce and cheese all over my hands and face. :(

[Mr JP Fugley]

Calzone's are good

Calzone's what :blink:

[Jagarga]

he must mean they're cawk's?

[Mr JP Fugley]

he must mean they're cawk's?

They belong to Skizo :blink:

[Gripper]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calzone
For all those that don't know what they is,pasties beat them hands down.

[tesco]

Calzone's are good

Calzone's what :blink:http://images.yelp.com/bphoto/E3vmrHTvtNqvrA_QDFGJig/l

Calzone's Calzones, obviousement.

Me tries to hide that it was a grammar error

[Snee]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calzone
For all those that don't know what they is,pasties beat them hands down.

That used to be the only kind of pizza I ever ordered from our local pizzerias :01:

Nowadays I eat other kinds as well, but I still love those :wub:

[Proper Bo]

one of the kebab shawps here does them and thye're fookin huge. One of my mates spent a week in hospital after eaating one. fact.

[Proper Bo]

was nowt to do with the calzone, like.

[Snee]

:pinch: :lol:

[j2k4]

approaching the last few mouthfuls now.

tomato sauce spilled and both scolded my hand and stained my shirt

You are a sloppy klutz, and should eat naught but stale bread, keeping a vacuum cleaner handy for the crumbs.

Fact.

[Mr JP Fugley]

was nowt to do with the calzone, like.

:glag:

Hit by a bus crossing the road from the calzone shop like.

[Proper Bo]

Twas appendicitis or something. I'd like to think it was teh calzone though, I've seen them pick stuff out of the bin in that kebab shawp and use it in kebabs.

[JPaul]

Calzone's what :blink:http://images.yelp.com/bphoto/E3vmrHTvtNqvrA_QDFGJig/l

Calzone's Calzones, obviousement.

Me tries to hide that it was a grammar error

Excellent return. :thumbsup:

[Snee]

In the middle of eating one right now.

Here's how I eat them:

I take a sharp knife and cut the calzone in two, then I may or may not stuff some more things into it, like bernaise sauce, or sallad, or both.

Then I eat it, one half at a time, all the while sitting up straight and keeping the calzone over my plate, in case it drips.

And I keep a napkin handy, in case I need to reach for something, like my keyboard, or the remote.

It's not complimacated.

I'm even wearing a white shirt, and there's not a stain on it yet :01:

[Mr JP Fugley]

In the middle of eating one right now.

Here's how I eat them:

I take a sharp knife and cut the calzone in two, then I may or may not stuff some more things into it, like bernaise sauce, or sallad, or both.

Then I eat it, one half at a time, all the while sitting up straight and keeping the calzone over my plate, in case it drips.

And I keep a napkin handy, in case I need to reach for something, like my keyboard, or the remote.

It's not complimacated.

I'm even wearing a white shirt, and there's not a stain on it yet :01:

Calzone eating lessons, what next.

This plaice is fan-tastic.

[Snee]

I was thinking I might do a guide on brain surgery for billy, next :unsure:

[GepperRankins]

yeah but right. if you're in the middle of it, you haven't started yet :smilie4:


so obviously there wouldn't be a stain on your shirt :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

You cut it in half? :ghey:

[Snee]

yeah but right. if you're in the middle of it, you haven't started yet :smilie4:


so obviously there wouldn't be a stain on your shirt :snooty:

Still no stains :snooty:

[Gripper]

yeah but right. if you're in the middle of it, you haven't started yet :smilie4:


so obviously there wouldn't be a stain on your shirt :snooty:

Still no stains :snooty:

'cept for the suspicious white ones on the curtains.

[gamer4eva]

Hello all.