HoW dO yOu oPEn A cOcONUt?

[Seedler]

I finally gave up after like 15 minutes.

It's futile, I've tried a knife, and wine bottle opener, a screw driver, smashing it.

It just won't open:blink:

[internet.news]

http://www.howtoopenacoconut.com/

[Seedler]

http://www.howtoopenacoconut.com/

I wanna drink the juice.

They basically crack it open and waste the good juice.:(

[Alien5]

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061109113340AAlU29q

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Drill X2

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http://www.howtoopenacoconut.com/

I wanna drink the juice.

They basically crack it open and waste the good juice.:(

not true :dry:



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Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I usually do all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could take a few swings.


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Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the juice to drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the other side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid drains from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or even a drill), the hole doesn't need to be big.

[Virtualbody1234]

http://www.howtoopenacoconut.com/

I wanna drink the juice.

They basically crack it open and waste the good juice.:(

:frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty:

Didn't you read that site???

:frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty:

[JA]

meatspin.com helped me.

[kittybewm]

lol :noes:

[j0nathan]

http://images.google.com.mx/images?hl=es&q=wine%20opener&btnG=B%C3%BAsqueda+en+Google&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

I use this then throw it to the floor...

[S!X]

Take a KABAR to it and stab it, then just split er open.

[cow_dung]

butcher knife, cut it at an angle

[Barbarossa]

I don't open coconuts :ermm:

[Chip Monk]

What, never.

[Barbarossa]

never ever

[DorisInsinuate]

The only time I have coconut is when it comes in processed Bounty form.

[kittybewm]

Dumb question. You use magic of course! :slap:

[Barbarossa]

kittybewm can crush them between her thighs :yes:

[kittybewm]

:fist: How dare you speak of my special talents!

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[Alien5]

The only time I have coconut is when it comes in processed Bounty form. :yes: and me too.

[Seedler]

I wanna drink the juice.

They basically crack it open and waste the good juice.:(

:frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty:

Didn't you read that site???

:frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty:


I don't have a nail that long or wide enough:mellow:

In the end I just washed my drill bits and used my power drill:01:

[Seedler]

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Rofls.

Simply put, use manker.:yup:

[Virtualbody1234]

:frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty:

Didn't you read that site???

:frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty:


I don't have a nail that long or wide enough:mellow:

In the end I just washed my drill bits and used my power drill:01:
I didn't ask you anything about that. I asked you if you had read that site.

:frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty:

[gustafo]

best way is to use a chainsaw :D (got inspired by "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre")

[Fulanito]

try using a machete

[Seedler]

I machine gunned it down.:dabs:

[Fulanito]

I machine gunned it down.:dabs:

:lol: :lol:

[BrolyBoo]

with a coconut opener dumbass

[Virtualbody1234]

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Electric_20coconut_20opener

[Alien5]

throw in under a horse

[sami320]

Since lot of geniuses are throwing ideas I also have 1!.
Use a screw driver + a nail with curve on it(screw) .

[JA]

Seriously its not that hard. You get a bottle, bring it with you to the shops. There you ask the dude u buy the cocunut from to open ur coconut for u. THen hell weild a big ass machete hack it down and theres ur juice

[Buffalo]

I use a hammer :)
Not had coconut for some time, I find the one's I get locally are always bad, I guess it takes so long to get them to my little village out in the sticks.
By the time they do arrive it's too late, will get one when I go to the big city sometime

[thewizeard]

Come on Seedler..even a fool can open a coconut...I am sure you had absolutely no difficulty.

[gamer4eva]

Use a hammer.

[Alien5]

use bor74 head.