Totally Unfair

[JPaul]

BDO Darts, there's this ugly bald fuck playing just now.

The camera keeps cutting to a hawt bit of tottie. Presumably his missus.

It's just not right.

[manker]

Teh Beeb are showing it on live streams from their website again. Good show.

Maybe someone should start a thread to alert our foreign chums.

[JPaul]

Robson's missus is alright.

For her age and being a real person like.

[manker]

Cool. Another one of the Dutch foetuses has gone out.

Who do they think they are - coming over here, drinking our 7-up and chatting politely to our darting analists.

[JPaul]

Bloody Johnny Foreigner.

They just don't understand that darts involves beer, fags and being unhealthilly fat.

[Alien5]

what like you innit.

[JPaul]

Playground insults ftw.

[manker]

Bloody Johnny Foreigner.

They just don't understand that darts involves beer, fags and being unhealthilly fat.At least the lads from Canadia entered into the spirit of things when they came over. As did honorary English dart bloke Barneveld.

To paraphrase Bo; If you don't like our customs, Dutch bois, fuck off back where you came from :snooty:

[JPaul]

I think these Dutch get specially thin, just to be annoying.

Or maybe it's all the drugs they do.

http://www.prometheus.tudelft.nl/theater/Co%20Stompe.jpg

http://www.planetdarts.tv/javaImages/4f/2/0,,10180~2818639,00.jpg

[manker]

lolz, they'll never beat Phil Taylor with a physique like that.

It's all about your centre of gravity after a brazillion pints, innit.

[JPaul]

That's where Barney learned from The Power.

Sid reckons it's when he changed to under-stacking. For my money it's the fat bar steward thing.

[manker]

That's where Barney learned from The Power.

Sid reckons it's when he changed to under-stacking. For my money it's the fat bar steward thing.
:lol:

Not seen any under-stacking techniques in the BDO yet - however, I've seen some fantastic averages in the best of five games so far. Hankey and Adams were 100+.

[JPaul]

They could play in the PDC.

However it's a fish / pond thing. Barney had the bottle and pulling power to make the move. I'm not sure about too many others.

[Proper Bo]

To paraphrase Bo; If you don't like our customs, Dutch bois, fuck off back where you came from :snooty:

damn right.

[Jagarga]

is that dutch cunt who won last year playing again this year?

[manker]

is that dutch cunt who won last year playing again this year?
Yep - but he's already been knocked out by a different Dutch cunt with a kewl name.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Wasn't it Co. He's the thinest of the cunts I cunting posted earlier.

[manker]

Wasn't it Co. He's the thinest of the cunts I cunting posted earlier.
Duno, flowe. All of those aids ridden Dutch dartists look le meme to moi.

[Jagarga]

it was the sort of half cast one with the lip ring.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Co Stompe, it's such a cool name I thought you must mean him.

Which is Dutch and which is Englander.

http://www.darts-import.nl/dic/do/2005/pix/ted-co.jpg

[Mr JP Fugley]

is that dutch cunt who won last year playing again this year?

Bloke came into my work the other day and asked if there was anyone called Willie Pearson. How we larfed.

True Story.

[manker]

Yeah, Stompe. I didn't know his first name.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Co

[Jagarga]

he isn't half caste nor does he own a lip ling?

[Mr JP Fugley]

how do you know.

he could be half dutch half belgian.

A drug addicted bore.

[gamer4eva]

Co

What that all about...:unsure: