A Tribute To Funky Capricorn

[WeeMouse]

* A tribute to the prince of all Postwhores *
* To be sung to the tune of The Rembrandts' I'll Be There For You (the theme from Friends) *
* Original concept by WeeMouse *
* Words and smilies by WeeMouse and Lamsey *
* Typing, making the lines scan and sore fingers by Lamsey *
* With thanks to The Rembrandts for the (fantastic) original song *


So no-one thought the board
was gonna be this way... /clap clap clap clap
The amount of spam just keeps
increasing every day :huh: !

It's all the fault of FuNkY CaPrIcOrN -
'Cos he needs something to do while he is
Downloading his porn... :rolleyes: so


He will spam the board,
When the Mods are all gone,
He will spam the board,
Until the Mods all log on,
He will spam the board,
So won't you spam the board too? B)


We're still in bed at ten :sleeping: ,
But he's been up since 8...
He&#39;s made 2,000 posts, <_<
But hey - he&#39;s still our mate&#33; :)

It&#39;s like he never seems to go to sleep...
And when the mods see all the spam posts it just
makes them all want to weep :&#39;( ,


He has spammed the board,
So many times it&#39;s not true,
He has spammed the board,
About going to the loo,
He has spammed the board,
Won&#39;t you please spam the board too? B)


No one could post so much spam, :spam:
No-one could talk so much crap, ;)
Sometimes it seems like he&#39;s the only one who ever posts here,

It&#39;s like he don&#39;t give a damn,
About Hosts files or KaZaP, :o
Even at his best he&#39;s a postwhore&#33; B)


/guitar break http://homepage.ntlworld.com/stacymouse/dance.gif


Seems like he&#39;s never far away from here, :ph34r:
We&#39;ll have to lure him away with six-packs
of Colt &#39;45 beer... :beerchug:


He still spams the board,
But we all think that he&#39;s great,
He still spams the board,
Right from the morning &#39;till late,
He still spams the board,
Won&#39;t you still spam the board too? B)

He still spams the board,
It seems like that is our fate,
He still spams the board,
But hey - who cares - he&#39;s our mate,
He still spams the board,
And we&#39;ll all spam the board too. :P

[Buffalo]

Gr8&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/funky_40.jpg

[Curley]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Just about sums him up&#33;

[Buffalo]

O FuNkY you are so Cool,
You&#39;re posts are like a good game of Pool,
O FuNkY, O why the picture of that Ram,
Is it because you like Spam.

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/hms_spam_40.jpg

[jay973]

:lol: Very good lyrics&#33;&#33; :lol:

[The Knife Thrower]

Praise to Funky Capricorn.

:beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug:

[Buffalo]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/fc_dance_40.jpg

[Buffalo]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/funny_50.jpg

[WeeMouse]

Do you think Celebs_Are_Us is hinting for his own Spammer song?

[Buffalo]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/funny_2_50.jpg

[olibomb]

Isn&#39;t Fc gonna reply???&#33;&#33;? :P

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@19 May 2003 - 18:51
* A tribute to the prince of all Postwhores *
* To be sung to the tune of The Rembrandts&#39; I&#39;ll Be There For You (the theme from Friends) *
* Original concept by WeeMouse *
* Words and smilies by WeeMouse and Lamsey *
* Typing, making the lines scan and sore fingers by Lamsey *
* With thanks to The Rembrandts for the (fantastic) original song *


So no-one thought the board
was gonna be this way... /clap clap clap clap
The amount of spam just keeps
increasing every day :huh: &#33;

It&#39;s all the fault of FuNkY CaPrIcOrN -
&#39;Cos he needs something to do while he is
Downloading his porn... :rolleyes: so


He will spam the board,
When the Mods are all gone,
He will spam the board,
Until the Mods all log on,
He will spam the board,
So won&#39;t you spam the board too? B)


We&#39;re still in bed at ten :sleeping: ,
But he&#39;s been up since 8...
He&#39;s made 2,000 posts, <_<
But hey - he&#39;s still our mate&#33; :)

It&#39;s like he never seems to go to sleep...
And when the mods see all the spam posts it just
makes them all want to weep :&#39;( ,


He has spammed the board,
So many times it&#39;s not true,
He has spammed the board,
About going to the loo,
He has spammed the board,
Won&#39;t you please spam the board too? B)


No one could post so much spam, :spam:
No-one could talk so much crap, ;)
Sometimes it seems like he&#39;s the only one who ever posts here,

It&#39;s like he don&#39;t give a damn,
About Hosts files or KaZaP, :o
Even at his best he&#39;s a postwhore&#33; B)


/guitar break http://homepage.ntlworld.com/stacymouse/dance.gif


Seems like he&#39;s never far away from here, :ph34r:
We&#39;ll have to lure him away with six-packs
of Colt &#39;45 beer... :beerchug:


He still spams the board,
But we all think that he&#39;s great,
He still spams the board,
Right from the morning &#39;till late,
He still spams the board,
Won&#39;t you still spam the board too? B)

He still spams the board,
It seems like that is our fate,
He still spams the board,
But hey - who cares - he&#39;s our mate,
He still spams the board,
And we&#39;ll all spam the board too. :P
Thats a Cool Post WeeMouse, nice one&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/cheeez_is_cool.gif

[WeeMouse]

:">

thanx man&#33;

I made the original version in about 10 minutes...(i was bored&#33;) but Lamsey modified it and added another 2 verses&#33;

So do you guys like it then?&#33; :)

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

:o ..... :o ..... :o

:lol: ..... :lol: ..... :lol:

:">..... :"> ..... :">

*I don&#39;t know what too say.....let the Smileys speak for me.*

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@19 May 2003 - 19:53
:">

thanx man&#33;

I made the original version in about 10 minutes...(i was bored&#33;) but Lamsey modified it and added another 2 verses&#33;

So do you guys like it then?&#33; :)
We think it&#39;s well Cool, your got a Talent&#33;&#33;&#33;
And my mate "Proper Bo, I tell thee" thinks so as well
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/untitled_40.jpg

[Buffalo]

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN you are one hell of a Cool Dude&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Curley]

Not often you see ole fc stuck for words :lol:

[WeeMouse]

Funky C - your emoticons mean more than your spamming ever could&#33; :lol:

[namzuf9]

We love youuuuu&#33;&#33;&#33; :rolleyes:

[Lilmiss]

:spam: wonderful&#33;&#33;&#33; :spam:

[Shinigami_[R.I.P.]]

:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

So much love to the original post-whore of this board :w00t:

[NikkiD]

OMG... FC how the hell do these things get started??? Take your damn bow already and get it over with. Nothin&#39; but luv for ya brother. :D

[UKMan]

Well, i have to admit it - FC is the grand-old-daddy of this board. He has inspired many and shocked all&#33; Our own JC - he died and was resurrected :D


:flowers: :beerchug: :pirate:

TO YOU BRO&#33;&#33;

Peace
UKMan

[Lamsey]

Put in your Brit Award nominations now&#33;

[Bender]

Originally posted by Lamsey@20 May 2003 - 14:31
Put in your Brit Award nominations now&#33;
For Weemouse: http://www.mackido.com/EasterEggs/Awards/image12.gif

For Lamsey: http://www.lunaticlounge.com/awardgfx/vstupid.jpg




Congratulations, guys&#33; :lol:

[Lamsey]

:huh: How come she gets a nice award and I just get the slag ripped out of me :&#39;(

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@19 May 2003 - 20:59

We think it&#39;s well Cool, your got a Talent&#33;&#33;&#33;
And my mate "Proper Bo, I tell thee" thinks so as well
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/untitled_40.jpg
Apparently I find this "well cool"
Oh, what the hell, that was great&#33; :D

[Lamsey]

Glad you like it. That pic&#39;s a bit too big for your sig though, you might want to resize it.

[Proper Bo]

I&#39;ll have to get Celebs_Are_Us to, i nicked it off his site

[Wolfmight]

K-Lite =http://www.bozosoft.com/mike/meat/spam-lite.jpg

[j2k4]

What a great place this is. :P

I think Shinigami deserves a little &#39;post whore&#39; love, too (all props to F.C.=the KING) :D

[Bender]

Originally posted by Lamsey@20 May 2003 - 14:47
:huh: How come she gets a nice award and I just get the slag ripped out of me :&#39;(
Sorry Lamsey, here you go:

http://www.genevaschools.org/austinbg/class/gray/awards/flowers.gif

[Lamsey]

Thanks... I think :huh:

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by Bender@20 May 2003 - 15:48


http://www.genevaschools.org/austinbg/class/gray/awards/flowers.gif
That&#39;s a bit........erm...how do i say GAY in a polite term?

[Lamsey]

That&#39;s a bit........erm...how do i say GAY in a polite term?
You can&#39;t. It&#39;s an inherently offensive thing to say.

You could say that it&#39;s effeminate.

[Proper Bo]

:lol: That&#39;s what I was looking for

[WeeMouse]

Glad you all seem to like the song&#33;

Thanx for the award Bender... a UEFA cup might have been more appropriate tho&#33; :lol:

Watch out for the next K-Lite tribute song...I don&#39;t know when but another may come soon&#33; Only last night i was going about about singing:

(To the tune of Que sera sera)

"oh KaZaA KaZaA,
where all the spam should be,
silly topics are there to see
On KaZaA KaZaA&#33;"

Not that good, i know but I liked it&#33;

[Proper Bo]

how is kazaa pronounced?? with an "a" sound at the end or an "R" sound?

[WeeMouse]

I say it to rhyme with "sera", otherwise my wee song would never have worked&#33;

Dunno if that&#39;s the official way&#33;

[The Knife Thrower]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@20 May 2003 - 15:48
I say it to rhyme with "sera", otherwise my wee song would never have worked&#33;

Dunno if that&#39;s the official way&#33;
There is no official way but that should be the proper way.

[Proper Bo]

so it&#39;s the "R" sound then? screw it, i&#39;ll just say k-lite and never talk about kazaa :D

[Bender]

VERY important topic about the pronunciation of "Kazaa", here (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=24848&hl=pronounce). :blink:

[The Knife Thrower]

//La La La
<span style='color:green'>#include <iostream.h>

int main()
{
cout << "Bump";
getchar();
return 0;
}</span>

[Lamsey]

:blink: is that C?

[The Knife Thrower]

Originally posted by Lamsey@20 May 2003 - 21:38
:blink: is that C?
It&#39;s C++. And it&#39;s real code. None of that fake shit. If you put compile that you will get a dos program which says bump.

[Got_brains?]

Originally posted by Lamsey@20 May 2003 - 14:38
:blink: is that C?
Looks like it.

[The Knife Thrower]

Originally posted by Got_memory?+20 May 2003 - 21:48--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Got_memory? @ 20 May 2003 - 21:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Lamsey@20 May 2003 - 14:38
:blink: is that C?
Looks like it. [/b][/quote]
I can&#39;t really tell the difference between them except one uses cout (console input) and one uses printf (i know what print is but what the f*** is the f)

[Afronaut]

He he, cool lyrics&#33;
Im on it.

Cheers:
-GS-

[Rocktron]

Great job WeeMouse&#33;

Guitar-Slinger is gonna work on the music i think?
(Damn man, you must have lots of free time on your hands.. or just like the guy too much.. :lol:) Workaholic&#33;

Issn&#39;t this board a great place to be?

A FuNcKy CaPrIcOrN song... Wow, nothing will ever top that one&#33; ;)

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Rocktron@14 August 2003 - 11:23
Great job WeeMouse&#33;
ahem.

[Afronaut]

Originally posted by Lamsey+14 August 2003 - 11:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 14 August 2003 - 11:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Rocktron@14 August 2003 - 11:23
Great job WeeMouse&#33;
ahem. [/b][/quote]
Thanks to Liam also&#33; and Wee bit for his mouse... :P

Yeah, found a cool midifiles on the net,
gonna use those as basic tracks, have to work on the sounds tho,
my Soundblaster has awfull synth sounds. :)

Got the tracks open in Cubase SX, working on the things atm.

Dunno about the singing, thats gonna suck as im no singer,
anyone knows how to sing, can record the singing and send the file (s) to me?

Liam and WeeMouse, you could record the singing parts as you know
how it suppose to be done?

Need more info, hop onto SS, we&#39;ll chat..

Cheers:
-GS-

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Originally posted by Guitar-Slinger+14 August 2003 - 05:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Guitar-Slinger @ 14 August 2003 - 05:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Lamsey@14 August 2003 - 11:25
<!--QuoteBegin-Rocktron@14 August 2003 - 11:23
Great job WeeMouse&#33;
ahem.
Thanks to Liam also&#33; and Wee bit for his mouse... :P

Yeah, found a cool midifiles on the net,
gonna use those as basic tracks, have to work on the sounds tho,
my Soundblaster has awfull synth sounds. :)

Got the tracks open in Cubase SX, working on the things atm.

Dunno about the singing, thats gonna suck as im no singer,
anyone knows how to sing, can record the singing and send the file (s) to me?

Liam and WeeMouse, you could record the singing parts as you know
how it suppose to be done?

Need more info, hop onto SS, we&#39;ll chat..

Cheers:
-GS- [/b][/quote]
:o .......... :lol:

[Rocktron]

Originally posted by Lamsey+14 August 2003 - 11:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 14 August 2003 - 11:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Rocktron@14 August 2003 - 11:23
Great job WeeMouse&#33;
ahem. [/b][/quote]
What&#39;s on a man&#39;s mind...? :D

(Was this incorrect? :huh: ) (That damn English langauge)

[Afronaut]

Done the backing track, now i gotta "sing" it, damn....

Any ppl who likes to do some singing? eh? :ph34r:

If not but only them choruses... I cant reach high notes and
didnt transpose the song, goes in original key A.

Oh well, gotta squeeeeeze them nuts then... :lol:

Gotta have this done today.

Yeaaaahh : <----- my high-pitch-squealch

-GS-

[WeeMouse]

:lol:

go gs......go gs&#33;

[summerlinda]

I just listened to the song, its fucking great, awesome, good job&#33;&#33;
Hilarious :lol: :D :P :lol: :D :P Go Slinger

[jetje]

Love it Guitar... :lol:

[brotherdoobie]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ............Damn you GS I have to go and change my pants
now&#33;

I think I am just going to wear Depends adult diapers when ever I go on the
board any more.........Then I can just piss myself and go right on posting&#33;

Peace brotherdoobie

Ps Between you and WeeMouse and Lamsey I have been inspired to write a poem.
comming soon&#33;

[Afronaut]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Use Pumbers, you get dry shit instead of wet shit&#33;" <--- now, say that with strong RRR &#39;s like Finnish ppl does, hahahaa...
(Pumbers is a brand for diapers in here)

Anywhoo, just when i got the song done and uploaded to some buddies in SS,
i got drop off the net... been of like 4 - 5 hours now, dunno why, prolly ISP problem.

Boy, am i happy to be back online. :w00t: :lol:

Thanks for the feedback, all of you. :"> :P

Couldnt done without WeeMouse & Lamsey tho... those lyricks are killing&#33; :lol:
Have to mention this, I have the strong Finnish accent on the singing,
probably never gonna get get rid of it. Hence, there is lyrics on the Tags plus
links to here, this thread and some more.... and the accent just makes the whole
song a lil bit more funnier, thus providing them ever-needed lol&#39;z...

Brother Doopie, if you come up with any cool poems, maybe i could provide some
songs to back &#39;em up.... just maybe... could be fun. ;)


Mr. Don Juan Funky Capricorn, i hope you like this one...
If you dont, il whop ya assss.. :ph34r: :P :D :lol:
Had a lot of fun doing it so you better listen to it more than once... muhahahaaaa.
Capishe?

:beerchug:
-GS-

Damn, SS server seems to be down...

[Luca_Snipes]

i want to thank Weemouse, Lamsey, GS and FC for all the hard work that went into writting, recording and spamming this song into existance :beerchug: :flowers: :sorcerer: :teehee: :w00t:

[Afronaut]

Lamsey added the DonFC.mp3 for DL in his site...
..click and listen:

A Tribute to Don FC (http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/donfc.mp3).mp3

Link is on my Sig too...

Cheers:
-GS-

[summerlinda]

Speak up your mind Don FC :P

[balamm]

This may save a bit of time. The bandwidth should be unlimited as well.

donfc.mp3 (http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/wenpigsfly/donfc.mp3)

[Afronaut]

Originally posted by balamm@16 August 2003 - 02:33
This may save a bit of time. The bandwidth should be unlimited as well.

donfc.mp3 (http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/wenpigsfly/donfc.mp3)
Cool, even more links to the song... :)

Cheers:
-GS-

[Bender]

This is soo... good&#33; Tears in my eyes - from laughter and emotion at the same time&#33; :)
Thanks for a job well done, WeeMouse, GuitarSlinger, Lamsey, Rembrandts. :D




@ everyone else who didn&#39;t hear it: click one of the links above and read the songtext.

So no-one thought the board
was gonna be this way... /clap clap clap clap
The amount of spam just keeps
increasing every day :huh: &#33;

It&#39;s all the fault of FuNkY CaPrIcOrN -
&#39;Cos he needs something to do while he is
Downloading his porn...&nbsp; :rolleyes:&nbsp; so


He will spam the board,
When the Mods are all gone,
He will spam the board,
Until the Mods all log on,
He will spam the board,
So won&#39;t you spam the board too? B)


We&#39;re still in bed at ten :sleeping: ,
But he&#39;s been up since 8...
He&#39;s made 2,000 posts, <_<
But hey - he&#39;s still our mate&#33; :)

It&#39;s like he never seems to go to sleep...
And when the mods see all the spam posts it just
makes them all want to weep :&#39;( ,


He has spammed the board,
So many times it&#39;s not true,
He has spammed the board,
About going to the loo,
He has spammed the board,
Won&#39;t you please spam the board too? B)


No one could post so much spam, :spam:
No-one could talk so much crap, ;)
Sometimes it seems like he&#39;s the only one who ever posts here,

It&#39;s like he don&#39;t give a damn,
About Hosts files or KaZaP, :o
Even at his best he&#39;s a postwhore&#33; B)


/guitar break http://homepage.ntlworld.com/stacymouse/dance.gif


Seems like he&#39;s never far away from here, :ph34r:
We&#39;ll have to lure him away with six-packs
of Colt &#39;45 beer... :beerchug:


He still spams the board,
But we all think that he&#39;s great,
He still spams the board,
Right from the morning &#39;till late,
He still spams the board,
Won&#39;t you still spam the board too? B)

He still spams the board,
It seems like that is our fate,
He still spams the board,
But hey - who cares - he&#39;s our mate,
He still spams the board,
And we&#39;ll all spam the board too. :P




Eat this, Letterman&#33; :lol: :lol:

[Proper Bo]

You know, I&#39;d completely forgotten this thread, who is it who keeps bringing the old ones back up?&#33; :blink:

[lynx]

For once, this is a thread that deserved resurrecting.

Nice work, GS (and Weemouse for the lyrics - you did remember to copyright them didn&#39;t you ?).
Thanks to Lamsey and Balamm for hosting it.
And thanks to FC for being FC, without you none of this would have happened. :lol:

[namzuf9]

That was fappin fantastic GS. Great voice really suited to a punky kinda genre (hope to hear more of it, its a unique sound). Great lyrics from weemouse and lamesy (hope to hear you all in future collabrations) Well done, I&#39;d actually buy this one&#33;&#33;&#33; B)

Edit: I forgot to thank FC for making we want to stay here and hear from all the interesting characters that frequent our great board. Without his n00b bashing I probaly would have become another 1 post wonder. You were missed when you left and its great to have you back. :)

[Spider_dude]

total class.http://www.crosstrainer.ca/miscimages/thumbs-up.gif

http://www.abroad-international-health-insurance.com/thumbs-up.jpg

http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/squeeziebean-german.jpg

[Spider_dude]

*bump* my first ever post evene in the lounge.

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@17 August 2003 - 00:31
You know, I&#39;d completely forgotten this thread, who is it who keeps bringing the old ones back up?&#33; :blink:
Again

[junkyardking]

:lol: :lol: his computer is broke so no more spam :lol: :lol: