Whats The Most Stupidest,most Embrassing....

[Spicker]

wEll it says it all in the the TITLE...the most stupidest...embarrsing thing u have done??

once me and my friend saw this nice AUDI TT and we started STARING AT it and it was in a parking lot and we thought nobody was in dere and we just started touching the car a bit and staring at it like crazy lol and then suddenly the horn goes on and this guy comes out of the CAr and Starts shouting his assss off at us loool we ran our ass out of dere lol it was sooo funnny...

one of the most embarrassing thing i did wen i was small was...me and my mom went to the mall and my mom was just looking around in the store..and i was like 7-9 yrs old and i was pretty short and i saw this other lady and i thought she was my mom and i started talking to her and i was WALKING with her and then she looks at me and tells me wat r u doin???and i am like "MOM????" i was like totally freaked out lol but it was sooo embarrassing.... <_<

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ummmm can I just say something......... this is softwareworld right???? :huh:

hmmm.....uhhhh....ehhhhh are the mods on drugs??? :huh: had late night out maybe :lol:



This should eb in the lounge :lol:

[tzone]

also this is a doubl post

[sharedholder]

:lol: :lol: I read your topic :lol: :lol: :lol:

[tzone]

ahh whooz topic

[hypoluxa3k]

i once scored an own goal in basketball... <_<

[tzone]

meaning

[WeeMouse]

I just remembered something&#33;

When I was about 6, we went for a family holiday to Butlins in Ayrshire. (no, that&#39;s not the embarassing thing&#33;).

Anyway, during the middle of a "family Entertainment" night in a pub, i decided that i needed to go to the Wee Mouse&#39;s room. My mum took me into the toilets where I spotted a condom machine....

"MUM&#33; What&#39;s that?&#33; I shouted at the top of my wee lungs&#33;
"Err..." replied mum "A balloon machine, Stacy&#33;"

At this point most of the women in the toilets were killing themselves laughing...

"Oooooh can I get one then?&#33;" came my innocent reply...

:lol:

[tzone]

a ha ha ha haha hah hah hahaha

lololololo :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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lol :lol: :lol: How old were u??

[Natsume Atsuko]

lol someone pulled down my panties when I was standing on the table at school when I was about 11.. Well I did not do it, but it was a stupid thing to happen to me anyway.

and lmao @ the balloon machine thing, I wish I was there to see that in first person. :)

[hypoluxa3k]

did they molest you? :lol:

[tzone]

probably lol

[charity]

i did the same sort of thing as jaigandhi5 up the top...i was on holiday and i was talkin to my dad then i went to go see something and when i came back i just sidled up and started talking again no before looping my arm though the guys arm. it wasnt until i looked up and saw that he was staring at me like "who the hell r u?" that i died and wished for the floor to open up..alo i should mention that his g/f was on his other arm&#33;

:"> :"> :"> :">

[WeeMouse]

Charity - are you sure it&#39;s not injuring yourself with a netball, or falling downstairs in front of the entire school?
:lol:
Or sitting on a chair you knew wasn&#39;t there in 4th year Music? :devil:

[charity]

ok a few things - it was 3rd yr in music, it was ur fault that i ended up on crutches from netball (&#33;) and well, the whole stairs thing just traumatises me so i..dont like..to..<sniff,sniff> talk about it...<sniff> :wacko:

[WeeMouse]

oh sure blame it on me that you let a netball totally injure you&#33; I admit that i pulled your chair away but you watched me do it then decided to keep on sitting down anyway&#33; :lol:

Y&#39;know I love you anyway Charity&#33; :D

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/stacymouse/evildance.gif

[charity]

oh yeah coz i&#39;m totally gonna believe you when you do the evil dance...ha&#33;

[WeeMouse]

Oh you never beleive me anyway&#33; :(

but who&#39;s gonna beleive a girl who falls down stairs on a daily basis?

:D

You know you&#39;re my main bitcherino tho&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@29 May 2003 - 15:36
but who&#39;s gonna beleive a girl who falls down stairs on a daily basis?

not me

[Lilmiss]

i cant remember all the stupid things ive done, but my friends will remind me about them all in years to come im sure. :huh:

thinking about the balloon machine thing, and remembered my friend when he was younger asked his mum what her sanitary towells were for. she told him they were bandages for lots of blood. next time he fell over, he covered himself in her towels to stop the bleeding, and came out on the street wearing them. dont think he will ever live that one down. :lol: why cant parents just tell the truth?

[insanebassman]

When I was young , about 5, I was in church with my grandmother. During a silent moment, I farted so loud, it echoed. Then, when everyone was looking about, trying to determine the cause, I grinned really big and yealled "excuse me&#33;&#33;&#33;"

needless to say, I was feeling much better but my grandmother was as red as Prince&#39;s corvette.

It is both funny and embarassing in retrospect

[Buffalo]

I was about 8 y/o at school eating my lunch, I took a drink from my carton of juice and somone said somthing funny, so I laughed&#33;

And most of my lunch came out of my nose ;)
Needless to say it was a bit nasty and two girls at my table honked up, followed by a couple of others&#33; :D
Oh man, I never want that experience again&#33;

Jonno B)

[Tikibonbon]

pissing on a cop, not embarresing but stupid, btw what the hell is netball?

[4play]

having sex with my girlfriend while her mum had the baby monitor on.

bastards had it on downstairs where a little party was going on. I came back down about an hour later to a round of applause.

they have a picture of me
:"> about this colour.

[Rat Faced]

Originally posted by Tikibonbon@29 May 2003 - 23:36
pissing on a cop, not embarresing but stupid, btw what the hell is netball?
Its a similar game to Basketball, that the ladies play.

[Guillaume]

Walking down the street with 3 friends disguised as the Village People (remember them?).
Is being really drunk an excuse for that ?

[charity]

Originally posted by Tikibonbon@29 May 2003 - 23:36
pissing on a cop, not embarresing but stupid, btw what the hell is netball?
sorry but how can you not know what netball is? i&#39;m pretty sure it aint just a UK thing.

[crazy_billy_bats]

getting caught cummin over my gf&#39;s chest....
by her mum

[Leech_Killer]

One of the most embarrassing times was when I was 19. Three friends and myself had tickets to go and see The Rocky Horror Picture Show in Birmingham (UK). Unable to get a lift there we decided to get the train in. Imaging the scene four grown men standing in a train carriage with everyone starring at us as we were dressed up in basques, thongs, wigs, makeup (three of us had beards), stockings, suspenders and 14 hole Doc Martins and everyone else was wearing suits.

God was I glad to get off that train. It was only a pity we were stop by police as we walked through New Street station they wanted to know what we were doing.
:">

[TheDave]

i can remember when i had to do my first confession. I was with my sister, we were sat at the back. their was about 15 old people and a preist scattered around the church and it was dead quiet. then i asked my five year old sister something completly innocent like to budge up the bench or telling her when you kneel down. Then she screamed as loud as she could "BLOODY HELL DAVID, BLOODY HELL" making sure she pronounced it all perfectly. maybe we should have exorcised her.

[LINDOREZ]

I&#39;ve done a lot of stupid things but the most embarassing was:

This nightclub was having a pajama party, so my friends and I were walking down one of the busiest streets in Glasgow in our boxer shorts (They were CK’s so at least I had a bit of style). Then this idiot runs up behind all of us and pulls down our boxers (I suppose it had to be expected).

However, I was extremely drunk so I only vaguely remember it.

Though there were lots of lovely girls in lingerie and night wear walking about so that was pretty damn good. (At least I managed to keep the blood flowing in my brain and not other places. That would have been extremely embarrassing) :D

[ultimatejester]

lol

[Riddler]

10 years old..........public swimming pool........thought it was just going to be a fart.........it wasn&#39;t..........nuff said. :blink: :(

[MUSLEMAN]

Originally posted by Riddler@18 June 2003 - 07:27
10 years old..........public swimming pool........thought it was just going to be a fart.........it wasn&#39;t..........nuff said.&nbsp; :blink:&nbsp; :(
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
man i&#39;m begining to think you are cool more and more every day :lol: :lol:

[dgmortal]

Originally posted by Riddler@18 June 2003 - 07:27
10 years old..........public swimming pool........thought it was just going to be a fart.........it wasn&#39;t..........nuff said. :blink: :(
ouch&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink: :huh:

[MUSLEMAN]

high school, girlfriend parents are out, we are on the bed having sex she is on top as i&#39;m talking dirty to her mom walks in :o :o :o :o :o i was about 15 or 16 i think :lol: :lol:

[Riddler]

Originally posted by MUSLEMAN@18 June 2003 - 05:25

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
man i&#39;m begining to think you are cool more and more every day :lol: :lol:
:lol: Thanks MUSLEMAN, but cool was another GALAXY away on THAT day. :rolleyes:

[MUSLEMAN]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
riddler i just can&#39;t stop laughing about that :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Riddler]

Originally posted by MUSLEMAN@18 June 2003 - 05:38
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
riddler i just can&#39;t stop laughing about that :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
:lol: Neither could they. :unsure:

[crazy_billy_bats]

my goodness&#33;&#33; :lol:

i mean ive shat myself before which i thought was bad enough....

but in a swimming pool?

riddler that tops them off, bro ;)

[Riddler]

OK, OK, I&#39;m gettin&#39; embarassed all over again. :P