Celebrity Big Brother 2007

[Skweeky]

I heard Leo Sayer has walked out and has bashed out a door with a spade in an argument about pants:w00t:

[Gripper]

Celebrity's are all demented.

[Alien5]

are there any Celebrity's in Big brother house? :huh:

[Fulanito]

for some reason i hate all the big brothers...they are so badd....fucking sukasss

[Skweeky]

There's face from the A-team!

[bunny67]

leo didnt want the public to see his skid marks

[Alien5]

leo sayer does look like a skid mark.

[bunny67]

leo sayer does look like a skid mark.aint he just. i can remember him wen i was about 9 yrs old n wen he was around i was a big fan lol n for sme strange reason i wanted to marry him :sick:, but i was young n instead i married an even bigger cunt:D

[Barbarossa]

There's face from the A-team!

Face is pretty cool, but Jade will win.



Shilpa needs a slap. Stuck up cow. :angry:

[Alien5]

i think it might be the H who will win...i dont want the Jade to win.

[Gripper]

They all had a Jackson party,now that's sick.

[Buffalo]

I'm glad i've found the clip as i've not seen it, well funny :lol:

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[Barbarossa]

This was quality (I paraphrase) :


BIG BROTHER : So how do you rate the competition in tonight's battle of the bands?

JADE GOODY : Well, it's going to be tough, you know, I mean they have Jermaine Jackson on their side!!11!

BIG BROTHER (Deadpan) : But you have "Aitch" from Steps...


:glag:

[Skweeky]

Can't believe I missed the Jackson 5 performance!
Oh well, I'll just watch the review next Saturday night or something


I think Jade is going to win as well

[Gripper]

Loopy leo :glag: ,the man can't do his on washing,what a fucking loser.

[manker]

the man can't do his on washing,what a fucking loser.:emo: :emo:

Neither can I :cry:

[Barbarossa]

Yeah, but he can sing really really high. Can you? :blink:

[Gripper]

:frusty: Have you no domestic skillz,you are beyond redemption. :(

[Barbarossa]

Gripper, you are a woman trapped in a transvestites body :no:

[manker]

:frusty: Have you no domestic skillz,you are beyond redemption. :(
I do have some skillz. I can cook things that I like and I can even wash up :smilie4:

I'm supposed to be laying a wood floor next month - my lounge is fecking huge so my skillz definitely won't stretch to that. I think I might get some kind of professional floor-bloke in while teh missus is in work and pretend that I had a day off work to do it :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

I laid laminate flooring once, it was shit, but it's not a hard job.

You accountants usually have plenty of skilled labourers on your client list, willing to do "favours" :blink:

Is it tongue and groove? :unsure:

[manker]

Well, I've got loads of clients who think I'm the richest bloke in the world and give me quotes accordingly :dry:

I normally get a self-employed mate to do jobs like that for cash money - but don't tell JP.

He'll sue my black arse. Fecking ambulance chaser.

[Barbarossa]

my uncle gets tons of free stuff from his clients.

You want to start being a bit nicer. :no2:

[manker]

my uncle gets tons of free stuff from his clients.

You want to start being a bit nicer. :no2:
I used to be nice to them, but then I realised that the only thing I've got to sell is my time, so in order to be owed any 'favours', I'd have to give that away for free.

Fuck that, like.

[Chip Monk]

my uncle gets tons of free stuff from his clients.

You want to start being a bit nicer. :no2:
I used to be nice to them, but then I realised that the only thing I've got to sell is my time, so in order to be owed any 'favours', I'd have to give that away for free.

Fuck that, like.

You could sell your expertise.

[Chip Monk]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Chip Monk]

Sorry

[manker]

Sorry
No need to apologise - I sometimes think my own posts are hilarious.

I made one this morning and had a wee chuckle to myself whilst wishing ruefully that there was someone else posting here who is as witty and insightful as wot I am.

[Chip Monk]

Sorry
No need to apologise - I sometimes think my own posts are hilarious.

I made one this morning and had a wee chuckle to myself whilst wishing ruefully that there was someone else posting here who is as witty and insightful as wot I am.

There is, Brollyboo.

[manker]

No need to apologise - I sometimes think my own posts are hilarious.

I made one this morning and had a wee chuckle to myself whilst wishing ruefully that there was someone else posting here who is as witty and insightful as wot I am.

There is, Brollyboo.There is?

Who do you mean, MCHeshpants420.

[Barbarossa]

Sorry
No need to apologise - I sometimes think my own posts are hilarious.

I made one this morning and had a wee chuckle to myself whilst wishing ruefully that there was someone else posting here who is as witty and insightful as wot I am.

Was it this one (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-girl-forced-strip-fake-police-officer-censored-vids-post1666848/postcount31) or this one (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-france-and-uk-considered-1950s-merger-post1666882/postcount3)?

Both of them made me giggle a bit, but not like a girl, so I couldn't post the smilie. :dabs:

[Chip Monk]

No need to apologise - I sometimes think my own posts are hilarious.

I made one this morning and had a wee chuckle to myself whilst wishing ruefully that there was someone else posting here who is as witty and insightful as wot I am.

Was it this one (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-girl-forced-strip-fake-police-officer-censored-vids-post1666848/postcount31) or this one (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-france-and-uk-considered-1950s-merger-post1666882/postcount3)?

Both of them made me giggle a bit, but not like a girl, so I couldn't post the smilie. :dabs:

The first was a definite :lol:, the second more of a :smile:

manker is at his best when harsh.

[TYPE R]

leo sayer does look like a skid mark.lol:lol:

[DanB]

Danielle would get it.

[Skweeky]

She was on the verge of being racist on today's show. Bit nasty me reckons

[DanB]

Most English are :ph34r:

[Barbarossa]

She was on the verge of being racist on today's show. Bit nasty me reckons

Yeah. Like they said, she's totally changed since Jade came onto the show, as if she's trying to impress her or something.