View Full Version : Rate your life.

01-15-2007, 09:19 PM
From 0 to 10
when finished add the total and divide by "42" for conclusion of rating.

quality of spelling =
genital health =
expectations =
dreams =
money =
imagination =
fun =
phun =
sex =
sex fantasies =
sex actual =
unrequited sex =
love =
nostalgia =
leetness =
humor =
shooting skills =
sadness =
worship =
comradeship =
potential =
assets =
driving skills =
biking skills =
swimming =
holding breath =
abs =
social skills =
chill skills =
gep =
downloading potential =
taxi conversations =
kissing =
pet treatment =
right mouse cliks =
anger =
web design =
interior decorating =
flushing toilet =
fart potential =
crying =
fake smiling =
smiling for no reason =
parking =
handshaking =
welcoming you friends =
saying goodbye =
surfing =
smilie skills =
coffee? =
making children =
etc =


Mr JP Fugley
01-15-2007, 09:51 PM
Mad as a bag of frogs.

01-15-2007, 10:01 PM
summarize life in a poll the unfroggy way mr.fugley

Mr JP Fugley
01-15-2007, 10:09 PM
Show us yours then.

01-15-2007, 10:32 PM
Without counting up the reasons given, I'd give my life (so far) a 7/10.

I still haven't; kicked Mickey Mouse in the ass, managed to walk through the fish section in Asda without gagging, got a pink mohawk, made edible rice or boiled an egg, danced the Gay Gordons without tripping up, listened to Leonard Cohen without wanting to cut myself, thrown a hawt mug of tea off the Eiffel Tower....oh bugger it...

I give meself a 2/10. :unsure:

Proper Bo
01-15-2007, 10:33 PM
You've still never made a decent cup of tea, either:no:

01-15-2007, 10:36 PM
Why 2 5's in the poll,I give myself 5/10 halfway through mylife,hopefully things'll improve.

01-15-2007, 10:37 PM
You've still never made a decent cup of tea for me, either


Proper Bo
01-15-2007, 10:37 PM
Same thing:snooty:

01-15-2007, 10:57 PM
edible rice is hard, i've recently discoveres that boiled eggs & toast soldiers pwn all hangovers.

the best bis i don't own a egg cup but they do sit very nicely in a shot glass.

Proper Bo
01-15-2007, 10:59 PM
The only reason she's nevar made edible rice is cause she makes noodles instead. true story.

01-15-2007, 11:06 PM
noodles> rice

my rice is either cruncy or rice pudding

01-15-2007, 11:15 PM
Dan wash your rice first,then lightly fry it in a little oil,then add stock or water to the frying pan and simmer for 15 mins,should be spot on,top up liquid if needed,skweeky recommended this way and it works great.

01-15-2007, 11:16 PM
thanks grips

01-15-2007, 11:26 PM
Gripper, you free the moro?
I fancy a curry.

01-16-2007, 09:22 AM

It's the only one I've got, so if I don't make the most of it I've only got myself to blame :happy:

01-16-2007, 04:01 PM
Gripper, you free the moro?
I fancy a curry.

Soz you'll have to order out.:(

01-16-2007, 04:21 PM
ive got runners nipple :(

01-16-2007, 04:56 PM

01-16-2007, 05:59 PM
from running i think :unsure:

01-16-2007, 09:10 PM


01-16-2007, 09:12 PM
thanks :happy:

01-17-2007, 02:54 AM
Not German for no

It's going ok.
My alcohol intake is almost minimal since New Years Eve,
And my illegal substance intake is =ZERO= and that's not a new drug :lol:

I've been very busy working on my forum and eBay shop "Selling Stuff"

I've got more interest in my Movie & Music addictions.
And I've stopped looking for something that isnít there.

Pretty much sorted

01-19-2007, 01:05 PM
i am quite happy with my life what about you

01-19-2007, 01:19 PM
from running i think :unsure:

That would do it :ermm:

How hard is it btw to wash some rice in a sieve put it in a pan and cover with about an inch of water and boil gently for 10 minutes?

Edit: majorly impressed that so many have voted 10 - I went for 8 myself on the mustn't grumble basis.

01-19-2007, 09:20 PM
Life would be much better if I could poach eggs.

I am sick of Tentacles On Toast.

Mr JP Fugley
01-19-2007, 09:42 PM
Life would be much better if I could poach eggs.

I am sick of Tentacles On Toast.

Water (salted) should be on a very gentle simmer, just a few bubbles if any. Boil it and then let it cool to that state. You can use boiled water from a kettle, it's quicker.

Break egg and very slowly let it into the water, from just above the water. Works much better with fresh eggs as the albumen holds together.


Remove with slotted spoon.


01-20-2007, 04:29 AM
I rate my self a healthy 8. Anyone who scored less than 5 must have real self-esteem issues, i really hope things pick for them :)