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The_Hunter
01-16-2007, 09:57 PM
A man runs into a bar and asked the bartender for 12 shots of rye, as fast as the bartender sets down the drinks, the man starts belting down one right after the other. Fearing the man might get sick, the bartender warns the man, "Hey buddy, don't you think you should slow down a little, they might just start coming back up soon", The man just wiped his mouth on his sleeve and said," I'm 40 years old, and today I just had my first blow job". The bartender was so impressed by the news, he set down another drink and said, "Well in that case, here have one more on the house", the man just looked up and said, "No thanks, if these 12 don't kill the taste, nothing will".

Seedler
01-17-2007, 03:51 AM
ew:sick:

Nice one:D

AvivHK
01-21-2007, 11:38 AM
haha.. nice..

Panther
01-21-2007, 11:52 PM
hehe good one

OGTK
01-23-2007, 01:43 PM
lol

maebach
01-24-2007, 02:53 AM
lol, that was good

FireBlaze
01-24-2007, 06:37 PM
haha good one

R3n3g4D0
01-27-2007, 02:15 PM
haha nice

Sintez7
01-29-2007, 03:59 AM
Good one :naughty:

akeserla
01-29-2007, 05:42 AM
good one

VIOLLENT_SKOTT
01-29-2007, 05:59 PM
A man runs into a bar and asked the bartender for 12 shots of rye, as fast as the bartender sets down the drinks, the man starts belting down one right after the other. Fearing the man might get sick, the bartender warns the man, "Hey buddy, don't you think you should slow down a little, they might just start coming back up soon", The man just wiped his mouth on his sleeve and said," I'm 40 years old, and today I just had my first blow job". The bartender was so impressed by the news, he set down another drink and said, "Well in that case, here have one more on the house", the man just looked up and said, "No thanks, if these 12 don't kill the taste, nothing will".


YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOOD 1

S!X
01-29-2007, 07:58 PM
"No thanks, if these 12 don't kill the taste, nothing will".

LOL.

import_fighter
01-29-2007, 09:59 PM
lol good one.

pimfram
01-29-2007, 11:57 PM
wow. thats funny as hell

darknessgp
01-30-2007, 05:13 AM
lol

sinocream
02-01-2007, 03:22 PM
yeah, good one.

spidershrief
02-07-2007, 08:52 AM
ha ha very nice

weirdguy
02-08-2007, 12:30 AM
gross:sick: :sick: :sick:

janine
02-11-2007, 12:05 AM
haha :D ..no wonder girls knock back tequila like there's no tomorrw ;)

the_boss
02-12-2007, 04:00 AM
lol

Temp2007
02-20-2007, 01:50 AM
jejeje.. nice one..

enahmadbs
02-20-2007, 01:52 AM
hehe good one

bmorson
02-21-2007, 10:54 PM
lol thats kinda gross but sooooo funny

rodawg01
02-27-2007, 08:36 AM
pretty funny LOL

TYPE R
02-27-2007, 11:12 AM
lol

ilya28071992
03-01-2007, 12:59 PM
lol

gossard25
03-06-2007, 04:46 AM
LOL nice one:lol: :P

netanelj
03-14-2007, 07:25 PM
lol nice :]

phantom_10
03-14-2007, 11:12 PM
lol .. so funny :)

seh
03-14-2007, 11:41 PM
lmao :D

ghostfreak
03-17-2007, 10:57 AM
Nice one :P

suckit1
03-18-2007, 01:21 AM
hahahhahaha
unexpected

macking
03-18-2007, 01:23 AM
LMAO thats sick

Adster
03-18-2007, 01:57 AM
Lmao

andreyvul
04-02-2007, 03:22 AM
>_>
lol

churchi
04-02-2007, 05:09 AM
hehe
good joke for the day :)

emsee
04-02-2007, 09:24 AM
hhh ROFL !!

rom110
04-02-2007, 10:00 PM
nice one dude, something to tell to my friends!

giant
04-02-2007, 10:09 PM
good one
nasty

Bucktoof
04-04-2007, 03:48 AM
Saw it coming (no pun intended)...I think I have to go to the washroom now..

Maryjane
04-13-2007, 10:37 AM
ummm...yummy.....more i need more....

karateo
04-13-2007, 03:08 PM
lol :)

maightt
04-13-2007, 07:08 PM
lol that was funny

apothem
04-13-2007, 09:16 PM
my friend told me that one the other day. awesome!

L3ST
04-14-2007, 02:23 PM
Rofl, killer joke :D

blz777
04-16-2007, 02:10 PM
:) funny, a little nasty, but.. :D

dody_nx
04-16-2007, 10:05 PM
good one