Who Likes The French?

[Proper Bo]

Just wondering if anyone does.
I think we should get a poll for this....

[clocker]

http://www.allieddomecqwines.com/images/winery_Images/perrierjouet.jpg

What's not to like?

[Proper Bo]

ladies hairy pits :ph34r:

[clocker]

Originally posted by Proper Bo@ I tell thee,20 May 2003 - 08:47
ladies hairy pits :ph34r:
http://www.heliocd.com/bardot.jpg

I'm looking...

[Proper Bo]

:P

[Bender]

Listen carefully, I will say this only wence:

http://www.mixbag.com/images/products/hot/gourmet_gallery.jpg

[Lamsey]

I quite like the French but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

[Bender]

Originally posted by Proper Bo@ I tell thee,20 May 2003 - 16:47
ladies hairy pits :ph34r:
But, but, isn't this sexy then? :o

http://www.thewiredpress.com/images/armpit.jpg

[Proper Bo]

I quite like the French but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

C'mon, they aren't that big! And you are Scottish........... :lol:
:P

Before you get all upset, 'twas a JOKE

[clocker]

Originally posted by Lamsey@20 May 2003 - 08:56
I quite like the French but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
http://www.pettipond.com/bardot.jpg

I'll bet you could try...

[clocker]

Originally posted by Bender@20 May 2003 - 08:57

But, but, isn't this sexy then? :o

http://www.thewiredpress.com/images/armpit.jpg
Terrible makeup.
Couldn't possibly be French.
Possibly Belgian? :P

[Lamsey]

Or dutch?

Was it Skweeky on a bad night?

[Bender]

Originally posted by Lamsey@20 May 2003 - 17:03
Or dutch?

Was it Skweeky on a bad night?
Skweeky isn't Dutch, I am. :lol:

But I AM going to tell her you said that, and then... oh boy! :angry:

[Lamsey]

:ph34r:


So where is Skweeky from then?


And anyway Skweeky knows that I appreciate her looks - remember that pic she put in her sig a while back? :w00t:

[Bender]

Originally posted by Lamsey@20 May 2003 - 17:13
:ph34r:


So where is Skweeky from then?


And anyway Skweeky knows that I appreciate her looks - remember that pic she put in her sig a while back? :w00t:
Well, Skweeky is Belgian, and we both live in Belgium. :D


That pic! I wonder if anyone ever noticed it was her. :lol:
(She won 24 beers with it, though, I'm so proud of my girl. :P )

[Lamsey]

(She won 24 beers with it, though, I'm so proud of my girl.  )
Was it a drunken bet then?


That pic! I wonder if anyone ever noticed it was her. 
I did! Ask her!

Do I get beer?

[Bender]

No, she was sober.
Hmm, makes me wonder what she would do when drunk. :blink:

I know you asked her, she told me that.
She drank all the beer already. :D

[Paul_NFFC]

damn frogs i hate them :P

[Proper Bo]

wow, it took 17 replies to get 1 anti-french reply!

[marine_aart]

Or dutch?

Was it Skweeky on a bad night?

NO jokes about dutches

[Proper Bo]

the dutch are great! with all their drugs and kinky sex n all :D

[Bender]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@20 May 2003 - 17:43
the dutch are great! with all their drugs and kinky sex n all :D
Thanks, I do all the best I can. :D

[Proper Bo]

:beerchug:

[WeeMouse]

/weemouse smacks Lamseys nose!

Bad Lamsey-thing! Go sit in the corner till you learn not to drool over Skweeky!
There that's sorted him!

I don't mind the french...I mean they've never actually done anything to me...

But the english...! :P

[Proper Bo]

Yeah I hate them too! well the southerners who think England ends at Westminster!

[Leech_Killer]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@20 May 2003 - 16:54
/weemouse smacks Lamseys nose!

Bad Lamsey-thing! Go sit in the corner till you learn not to drool over Skweeky!
There that's sorted him!

I don't mind the french...I mean they've never actually done anything to me...

But the english...! :P
:( I'm English.........

But my family does originate in Scotland.

[WeeMouse]

heehee I don't hate the English - i hate pompous English people who think that Britain=England!

and I don&#39;t like being called "Jock" <_<

[Leech_Killer]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@20 May 2003 - 16:57
heehee I don&#39;t hate the English - i hate pompous English people who think that Britain=England&#33;

and I don&#39;t like being called "Jock" <_<
OK Jock&#33;&#33;&#33;

[WeeMouse]

You&#39;re asking for an ankle-nibble now&#33;


:lol:

[Proper Bo]

It&#39;s mainly yanks who think Britian = England. I&#39;m english and i hate that&#33; I mean c&#39;mon, give Wales SOME recognition, after all they&#39;ve done and all&#33; :P

[WeeMouse]

Welsh people:

We Love You, Y&#39;Know&#33;

there - that should do it&#33;

:lol:

[Proper Bo]

NOW IN WELSH&#33;


BAAAAH BAAAAH BAAAAAAAAH&#33;&#33;

[WeeMouse]

:lol:

I mean..er...that wasn&#39;t nice&#33; :angry:

:lol:

[Proper Bo]

C&#39;mon, wales is like Britannia&#39;s (sorry, England&#39;s) fat arse&#33;

[Leech_Killer]

The Welsh huh&#33;&#33;&#33;

It has got one redeeming feature……the road back in to England.

[Proper Bo]

and sheep&#33; lots and lots and lots of lovely lovely sheep&#33; :D

[WeeMouse]

I like the welsh&#33;

i think they invented the Longbow...which is my weapon of choice&#33;

[Proper Bo]

Mine&#39;s a big mousetrap to get the pro-welshies, especially the scottish ones&#33;

[WeeMouse]

:blink:

Well i may have to shoot you with my longbow (it&#39;s actually called neider which means snake in welsh) and my lovely green-white and gold arrows&#33;

[Proper Bo]

:D I&#39;ll just build a knee-high wall and keep you where you belong&#33; I think I&#39;ll call it hmm Hadrian&#39;s wall. Yeah, that sounds good&#33;

[WeeMouse]

:lol:

I&#39;ll jump on top of the wall and shoot you from there&#33; But don&#39;t run away too far cos i can only shoot around 130 yards max&#33;

[Proper Bo]

No no, the wall will outsmart all you skirt-wearing geniuses&#33; (is that a word?)
just like it did back in the day&#33;

[WeeMouse]

Ahahahahaha I don&#39;t wear skirts&#33;

And us Scottish folk have gotten smarter now - we&#39;ll just use the gate to get in&#33;

[Proper Bo]

:lol: I&#39;m scared now&#33; :ph34r:
Or you could just walk down the coastline&#33; the wall ends at (surprise surprise) Wallsend, which is about 4-5miles away from the coast (where i live)

[WeeMouse]

Mohahahahahahahahhaha

I wouldn&#39;t kill you Bo...Honest&#33;

[Proper Bo]

I know you wouldn&#39;t, coz I&#39;d come back and haunt your ass (not literally your ass :ph34r: )

[J'Pol]

Pure simple racism, how marvelously refreshing.

It&#39;s good to see the young are ignoring the fact that it&#39;s a new millenium and sticking to the best traditions of comedians like Bernard Manning.

Cant wait for the Irish stereotype jokes to start, that&#39;s usually a hoot.

[WeeMouse]

Hey JPaul&#33;

I&#39;ve been defending us and the Welsh&#33;

:D

[Proper Bo]

You&#39;re welcome mate&#33;
SCREW THE POTATO FARMIN PADDIES&#33;&#33;&#33;

[insanebassman]

Where does this leave a mutt like me? I am half Native American, a quarter English and a Quarter Irish?


I was thinking of getting really drunk, invading myself and giving me a disease...

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@20 May 2003 - 17:25
You&#39;re welcome mate&#33;
SCREW THE POTATO FARMIN PADDIES&#33;&#33;&#33;
Do you genuinely find that to be amusing, or are you being deliberately and gratuitously offensive.

Frankly it does you no credit.

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by JPaul@20 May 2003 - 17:31
Do you genuinely find that to be amusing, or are you being deliberately and gratuitously offensive.

Frankly it does you no credit.
What do you think?
I seriously meant it with me being quarter irish n all&#33; <_<

[Leech_Killer]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@20 May 2003 - 17:08
I like the welsh&#33;

i think they invented the Longbow...which is my weapon of choice&#33;
@ WeeMouse
Not quite true.

The currently accepted theory was set at the turn of the twentieth century by Morris in his superb study, The Welsh Wars of Edward I. Morris maintained the weapon was of Welsh descent and was introduced into England&#39;s military arsenal around the turn of the fourteenth century.

Morris based his conclusion that Southern Wales was the home of the longbow from the historical writings of the late twelfth century cleric Silvester Giraldus Cambrensis, youngest son of William de Barri.

Morris, reading about the Norman-Venta encounters, misinterpreted a key passage of The Itinery Triugh Wales: "bows made of wild elm, unpolished, rude and uncouth, not only calculated to shoot an arrow to a great distance, but also to inflict very severe wounds in a close fight&#39;."

The correct translation of this passage: "Yet the bows used by these people (the Venta) are not made of horn, ivory, or yew, but of wild elm; unpolished, rude and uncouth, but stout; not calculated to shoot an arrow to a great distance, but to inflict very severe wounds in a close fight."

Therefore, the twelfth century Welsh weapon could not be a longbow. It did not have the range of a longbow.

It is now apparent that the longbow was already in England during the time of Edward I. Edward simply adopted the longbow because it was superior in range and equally as powerful as the Welsh bow.

There is good evidence to show that the longbow was introduced into England from the Scandinavian Countries, the question that remains is when. The best answer is probably sometime during the many Danish invasions before the 1066 landing of William the Conqueror.

And here endeth the leason.

Source: http://www.student.utwente.nl/~sagi/artike...w/longbow2.html (http://www.student.utwente.nl/~sagi/artikel/longbow/longbow2.html)

[WeeMouse]

Thank you for that&#33; :)

I&#39;ll just call it a British Longbow then&#33;

[clocker]

http://www.krunnings.com/nss-folder/pictures/potatoes_fries.jpg

Back to topic.
Yuuummmm&#33; :D

[Proper Bo]

Why is it that no matter what topics I start, they ALWAYS change subject two or three times into something daft and then last 4+ pages?&#33;
I suppose i should be proud of this&#33; :D

[Herie]

:unsure: ummm, I know I don&#39;tlike them, but don&#39;t take it personal all you french poeple out there. it is just because I suck at it in school.

[clocker]

I Posted on 20 May 2003 - 10:57
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Why is it that no matter what topics I start, they ALWAYS change subject two or three times into something daft and then last 4+ pages?&#33;
I suppose i should be proud of this&#33;

I suppose.

[Bender]

Originally posted by clocker@20 May 2003 - 18:55
http://www.krunnings.com/nss-folder/pictures/potatoes_fries.jpg

Back to topic.
Yuuummmm&#33; :D
**AHEM**

Invented in Belgium, thank you. :D

[Leech_Killer]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@20 May 2003 - 17:54
Thank you for that&#33; :)

I&#39;ll just call it a British Longbow then&#33;
No problems, but the longbow is believed to be Saxon as some have been found in burial grounds dating from 200 to 400 AD.

[clocker]

Originally posted by Bender+20 May 2003 - 11:02--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bender @ 20 May 2003 - 11:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--clocker@20 May 2003 - 18:55
http://www.krunnings.com/nss-folder/pictures/potatoes_fries.jpg

Back to topic.
Yuuummmm&#33; :D
**AHEM**

Invented in Belgium, thank you. :D[/b][/quote]
http://www.oldthymeinn.com/9waffle3.jpg

Jeez, must you take credit for everything?

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Bender+20 May 2003 - 18:02--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bender @ 20 May 2003 - 18:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--clocker@20 May 2003 - 18:55
http://www.krunnings.com/nss-folder/pictures/potatoes_fries.jpg

Back to topic.
Yuuummmm&#33; :D
**AHEM**

Invented in Belgium, thank you. :D [/b][/quote]
With Mayo.

Contributions by the Belgians.

Cuisine - The fried potato.

Art - The wee boy having a pi&#036;&#036;

Music - Plastic Bertrand

Cheers Guys.

[Pitbul]

whats wrong if ur gonna get it on with a french girl and she happens to have hairy pits. ur not screwing her pits. you prolly wont see them in the dark.

[Leech_Killer]

Originally posted by Pitbul@20 May 2003 - 18:24
whats wrong if ur gonna get it on with a french girl and she happens to have hairy pits. ur not screwing her pits. you prolly wont see them in the dark.
This sounds like the cries of a desperate man. :D

[j2k4]

French, you say? French......Hmmmmmmmm-no, sorry, doesn&#39;t ring a bell. ;)

I have a new favorite &#39;F&#39; word: FINLANDER&#33;

I live here amongst a whole lot of them; all the rest are Native American.
My German/Dutch/Irish colonial sensibilities serve me not, here.
&#39;Twas a culture shock to be sure.
Alot of hardened drinkers, minglin&#39; with those who should not-so sad-but terribly entertainin&#39;&#33; :D

[clocker]

Oh, those Finns,
http://www.nikkemedia.fi/ivailu/cerna/kuvaa/Three%20finns%20in%20a%20bar.jpg

What a barrel of fun...

[Guillaume]

Time to wipe a few misconceptions out: French girls don&#39;t have hairy armpits, we don&#39;t all wear berets, we don&#39;t hate americans... Although a few do but they&#39;re considered as an endangered species&#33;
@ Jpaul: yes, Plastic Bertrand and the Mannekenpis: fine examples of european art :lol:

[Proper Bo]

Not a single french girl has a hairy armpit?

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by Gurahl@20 May 2003 - 20:04
Although a few do but they&#39;re considered as an endangered species&#33;

Did I say endangered? I meant almost extinct&#33; They&#39;re all 60 years old or nuns... or 60 year old nuns :lol:

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by clocker@20 May 2003 - 15:46


What&#39;s not to like?
...The way they treat American tourists.

...The way they wouldn&#39;t support coalition forces with Iraqi war, yet will do anthing to cash in on rebuilding Iraq.

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by Spindulik+20 May 2003 - 20:21--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spindulik @ 20 May 2003 - 20:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--clocker@20 May 2003 - 15:46


What&#39;s not to like?
...The way they treat American tourists. [/b][/quote]
Have you actually been there? Or are you getting all your infos from Fox News?
As for the rebuilding Irk thing, do not confuse the French government and French people, please...

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Gurahl+20 May 2003 - 20:25--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gurahl @ 20 May 2003 - 20:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Spindulik@20 May 2003 - 20:21
<!--QuoteBegin--clocker@20 May 2003 - 15:46


What&#39;s not to like?
...The way they treat American tourists.
Have you actually been there? Or are you getting all your infos from Fox News?
As for the rebuilding Irk thing, do not confuse the French government and French people, please... [/b][/quote]
My parents went to France. Said it was beautiful, but the people (perhaps the vendors, not the general public) appeared rude to them.

I heard (from a few news sources) that the French Government had differences in views/support about Iraqi war, than the people. For some reason there isn&#39;t any viewpoints from french people ( or interviews , or polls) on their personal opinions, here in America. You only see what the government in France is doing, and the American news probably highlights only the "bad" points. I think it would be fair to cover any news story from several angles.

[Guillaume]

Sorry about your parents, they just met the wrong persons... Like in every other country, there&#39;s pricks going around :( I intend to get rid of all of them&#33; Just come back in about ten years ( getting rid of all these idiots will be long, since I only have 1 hammer to bash their heads in :lol: )
And don&#39;t even get me started on our government... I&#39;m considering exile&#33; :D

[ISthisLEGAL.com]

Whats the first german word the french learnt in world war 2 ????

......WE SURRENDER&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:


NO........O,K I,ll get my coat.



Please go straight to the north and wait for the yanks and the brits to kick your arses...

[ISthisLEGAL.com]

Whats the first german word the french learnt in world war 2 ????

......WE SURRENDER&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:


NO........O,K I,ll get my coat.



Please go straight to the north and wait for the yanks and the brits to kick your arses...

[cooolway]

Originally posted by ISthisLEGAL.com@20 May 2003 - 13:14
Whats the first german word the french learnt in world war 2 ????

......WE SURRENDER&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&nbsp; :lol:


&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; NO........O,K&nbsp; I,ll get my coat.



Please go straight to the north and wait for the yanks and the brits to kick your arses...
They are some german ppl in this forum too, you know
I am not germen though

[ISthisLEGAL.com]

Steady on&#33;&#33;&#33; this is about the french&#33;&#33;&#33; we will get around to the germans next ;)

[Mivaro]

Originally posted by ISthisLEGAL.com@20 May 2003 - 21:11
Whats the first german word the french learnt in world war 2 ????

......WE SURRENDER&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&nbsp; :lol:

I always thought &#39;we surrender" are 2 english words....

[N£MO]

France sux and so do the french.I lived there for a while,arrogant,cowardly fools the lot of them&#33;&#33; :P



Mivaro Posted on 20 May 2003 - 22:11
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QUOTE (ISthisLEGAL.com @ 20 May 2003 - 21:11)
Whats the first german word the french learnt in world war 2 ????

......WE SURRENDER&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&nbsp;


I always thought &#39;we surrender" are 2 english words....&nbsp;

Oi fuckwit,are you as dumb as you sound??Thats No Surrender us English say&#33;&#33; :P

[ISthisLEGAL.com]

We will fight them on the beaches, and we will NEVER SURRENDER &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

mivaro you have just shown yourself up for the jackass you are. :lol:

have a look in the history books f##k wit &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; i think the best part of you ran down your mothers leg at birth.

[Lamsey]

Thats No Surrender us English say&#33;&#33;
Sounds more like some Northern Irish to me, but let&#39;s really not go there, OK? :ph34r: