Which Musician Would You Like To Bitch Slap?

[Clear Illusions]

Me?

Eminem

[Someone_Else]

since when is this guy a musician?

[marine_aart]

I would like to slap busted :angry:

[Paul_NFFC]

garath gates B)

[Benno]

Originally posted by Someone_Else@20 May 2003 - 17:10
since when is this guy a musician?
Dont start another discussion!!!

[Curley]

Originally posted by Paul_NFFC@20 May 2003 - 16:58
garath gates B)
Awwwwww. He's a cutie!

[traveller04]

Eminem or Busted, although probably Eminem more. :angry:

[N£MO]

I'd like to bitch slap Liam Gallagher!!

[Illuminati]

Gimme a sec to get my list out (pulls out a briefcase and opens the files in it).

Okay, here goes.

Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, "S Club" (Thank god they're finished IMO >D), S Club 8, Backstreet Boys, Busted, Westlife...

(Takes a much-needed deep breath)

Gareth Gates, Kelly Osbourne, Will Young, tATu, N-Sync, and any other one or thing to come out of Popstars, Big Brother, Fame Academy and any other cheesy "reality show".

And that's just the first sheet in my hand ;)

[soopaman]

Musicians I'd "bitch slap" and reasons:

Fred Durst - fuckin' 40 year old teenager!!

Jennifer Lopez - no discernable talent at all.

Those two clowns from Linkin Park - nobends!!

Busted - hateful.

Ja Rule - terrible.

Eminem - just plain irritates me.

Lauryn Hill - stop preaching to me.

Dr. Dre - not a real doctor!!

50 cent - for being so over-rated and over-exposed.

Robbie Williams - for being an absolute twat 24-7!!

Liam Gallagher - northern monkey boy needs a kicking.

Michael Jackson - nonce.

I could go on........

(I'd only slap the women with an open hand though! :lol: )

Good topic - could run and run. :D

[zacspeed]

Ronan Keating :angry:

[Jayhawk]

eminem

[Control_you_3]

shaggy gives me a headache everytime i see him

[4play]

metallica. :angry:

how dare they say im not aloud to share

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by 4play@20 May 2003 - 22:17
metallica. :angry:

how dare they say im not aloud to share
Well (on a side note), this should be of interest to you; Two words - Napster Bad! (http://www.campchaos.com/cartoons/napsterbad/) :D

I've only seen four of the movies due to seeing them on another site, but even those were LOL material. My own advice - Check out 'Metallica Millionaire' ("Tell me James - Where are you from, and was the lobotomy painful???" :lol:)

[porkshit]

definately eminem

[N£MO]

Thought of another i would like to give a good kicking to and that is Gary Glitter!! :devil:

[Guillaume]

Can I use a baseball bat? Or a hammer? Anything, please...

Celine Dion
Mariah Carey
J-Lo
Bon Jovi and his band

[krholmes56]

all of you!ohh artist ok ummm saliva metalica ja rule b2gay(k)

[Lilmiss]

dunno why, but billie piper has been on my hit list forever. i hate the little bitch. i tolerate the tweenies songs, tap my feet to damn busted....but whenever i hear billie sing i want to bash my head on a lead door while setting my feet on fire. hmph... :angry:
oh and metallica, because they seem to have disapeered up their own ass!?! :blink:

[dmorgan89]

i can't stand punk rock and no good bands like blink 182, simple plan, good charlotte. avrils ok. they should be bitch slapped for polluting the radio. i also don't like any oldies. Bitch Slapped -> Phil Collins, Temptations, Beatles. All should be bitch slapped. Ask for Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, TaTu.... I would rather see them bitch slap me more than me bitch slap them :)

as for eminem, fred durst, ect. i'm sure they would be the ones bitch slaping back. i dont think anyone would be man enough to do it.

[Clear Illusions]

Oh yeah, I forgot....

...the POSER *cough* *cough*...errr....I mean....
Avril Laigvne

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well seeing this thread asks for musicans then i cant say any ;) but heres some that think they are

Emenem
Britney Spears
Backdoor Boys
50 Cent
S Club 7
P Diidy fuck
Nelly
Jessica Simpson
Kylie Magnouge
N sycnc
Missy Elliot
Aaron Carter
Niki Webster
Cellion Dion
2pac
Fred Durst
Billie Piper
Christina Fuckherintheaira

hmmm any more ive missed :lol:

[kassinopious]

avril lavigne - would like to smack that smile of her whingy little face
kelly ozzbourne - stupid bitch deserves it for bein so full of herself
gareth gates - maybe itll stop h.......h.....hi........h.....his stutter
will young
all boybands - tho id rather hose em down with a machine gun rather than just slap em
any other manufactured crap-artists - commercialism kills music - i wanna kill commercialism
linkin park - although i have already spat in chesters face and thrown a pint of piss over the guitarist when they supported deftones (id like to add that linkin park were miming on stage!! thick cunts had NOTHING plugged into there guitars - no leads, no infra red no nothing!!)

well thats prolly about my list there might be more but there the ones that stick out

[Curley]

Originally posted by Gurahl@21 May 2003 - 00:03
Bon Jovi and his band
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :angry: :(

:P

I'm gonna get weemouse to torture you for that!

[WeeMouse]

Originally posted by Curley+21 May 2003 - 08:37--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Curley @ 21 May 2003 - 08:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Gurahl@21 May 2003 - 00:03
Bon Jovi and his band
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :angry: :(

:P

I&#39;m gonna get weemouse to torture you for that&#33; [/b][/quote]
Grrrrrrrrr hiss squeak snarl&#33;

i think i scared him Curley&#33; :lol:

Hold on...Bon Jovi are the band&#33; Jon Bon Jovi is the singer&#33;

:P

[N£MO]

Originally posted by WeeMouse+21 May 2003 - 08:41--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (WeeMouse @ 21 May 2003 - 08:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Curley@21 May 2003 - 08:37
<!--QuoteBegin--Gurahl@21 May 2003 - 00:03
Bon Jovi and his band
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :angry: :(

:P

I&#39;m gonna get weemouse to torture you for that&#33;
Grrrrrrrrr hiss squeak snarl&#33;

i think i scared him Curley&#33; :lol:

Hold on...Bon Jovi are the band&#33; Jon Bon Jovi is the singer&#33;

:P [/b][/quote]
Jon Bon Jovi needs a slap with a wet fish as he is a girlie :D

[WeeMouse]

/me struggles to hold Curley back&#33;

:o

Well - wait till he hits you with his handbag&#33; i bet that would hurt&#33;

:lol:

[Goldwheelz]

Celine Dion definitely B)

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by N£MO@21 May 2003 - 08:48
Jon Bon Jovi needs a slap with a wet fish as he is a girlie :D
You&#39;ll have to use a really large fish for that&#33;( WeeMouse: Thanks for reminding me that there was also a band to slap&#33;) May I suggest marlin or hammerhead? You&#39;ll probalby need a hand... I&#39;m ready, just PM me as soon as you have the opportunity&#33; :lol:

[shiban]

Scott Stapp(sp?)

&#39;nuff said

[N£MO]

Pete Townsend-likes looking at kiddie pics deserves a good kicking&#33;&#33; :angry:


Pete Waterman-not really a musician but would like to bitch slap him anyway. :lol:

[Arclite]

I&#39;d like to slap every musician ever who released a shit album aimed at teenage girls. They have made radio useless.

[soopaman]

Gary Glitter - for being a paedo-beast&#33;&#33; Sex case, Sex case - Hang him, Hang him, Hang him&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:

Jonathan King - see above.

R Kelly - see above.

Jon Bon Jovi - hateful.

Busted - baseball bat to the cranium for all 3.

;)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Britney
Christina
Blue (all of them)
Westlife (all of them)
Ronan Keating
all the other twats from boyzone
Robbie Williams
Atomic Kitten
all eurovision conestants...
and many many more, of which i cant think at present.

[thegroggman]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@5 June 2003 - 10:06
Britney
Christina
Blue (all of them)
Westlife (all of them)
Ronan Keating
all the other twats from boyzone
Robbie Williams
Atomic Kitten
all eurovision conestants...
and many many more, of which i cant think at present.
Definitely all of them...espechially Robbie Williams...god that guy gets on my nerves.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by thegroggman@5 June 2003 - 09:08
espechially Robbie Williams...god that guy gets on my nerves.
oh man thank god you are with me on that one...

is that prick in the US?&#33;&#33; i never knew he "cracked" (so to speak) the USA &#33;&#33;

untalented a-hole.
and the music....omfg.....and when i hear people singing it here? i want to rip their spines out and.....well, ill stop there

[soopaman]

SHIT&#33;&#33;&#33; How could I forget the Anti-Christ himself, ROBBIE WILLIAMS???? How I loathe and despise that grotesque, camp twat. :angry: If I had my way he&#39;d be silenced as soon as possible. Perhaps his throat could be severed rendering him unable to make a coherent sound, which is nothing new&#33; A re-enactment of the hotel shower scene from Scarface with Robbie as the unlucky recipient of the chainsaw. "And next, the leg." :lol:

Why do so many innocent people have to die in the world and Robbie goes on and on? He&#39;s like a cocaine fuelled Energizer Bunny - somebody kill him please&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :(

[thegroggman]

oh man thank god you are with me on that one...

is that prick in the US?&#33;&#33; i never knew he "cracked" (so to speak) the USA &#33;&#33;

untalented a-hole.
and the music....omfg.....and when i hear people singing it here? i want to rip their spines out and.....well, ill stop there yeah...hes here in the U.S. also...I mean he even lives in L.A. now. But when I was really po&#39;ed at him was when i lived in Europe...and whether I watched MTV...VIVA...or whatever...he was always on. I mean he had like 4 singles out at the same time. I mean he is completely talentless. And hes annoying. When he sang a cover of We are the Champions...I about died.

[crazy_billy_bats]

i also run for cover when i hear even the mention of his music....

just anything as commercial and cheesy as that is too much for me.
its just complete and utter crap man

he&#39;s a "god" here man, im telling u, assholes worship the ground he staggers on.

[2nd gen noob]

marilyn manson

repeadtedly, very, very hard.

a lot of others too, but manson has to be right at the top

[N£MO]

I agree with whats been said about little boy Robbie,the guy is a total arsehole with the biggest ego on the planet.


I hope that he makes it in the USA then we can export him over seas to our American friends and never hear from the knob jockey again.

[Neil__]

I&#39;d like to clone Avril Lavigne so I can bang her heads together.

[well_butter_my_arse]

Enrikay englasias. cos hes a complete twat

[ezyryder]

I would say I am not easily annoyed when it comes to bands/singers/groups etc... but, there are one or two who send a rage of anger through me. First of: Girls Aloud - they can&#39;t sing and are the ugliest group of females I think I have ever seen (except one of them, perhaps). Limp Bizkit I think hate, due to Fred Durst and ummm any other pompous untallented popster/rockster who think they are gods gift... echm, Bustet (tho I wouldn&#39;t waste my energy on them)

[crazy_billy_bats]

i would like to punch any "popstars" affiliated....."pop-star"..... :lol:

know what i mean, all them pricks from them awful tv shows.....
make me sick, and dangerous..... :lol:

[Neil__]

especially popstars USA could they drag that shit out any loger

[crazy_billy_bats]

are they on a third fucking series or something?

its laughable and embarrassing even to be talking about it at the moment.

[terfdurkel]

I think Justin Timberlake, needs a good he-bitch man slapping. Maybe slap a bit of manliness into his noncey little voice.

[pussymasterzee]

well seeing this thread asks for musicans then i cant say any&nbsp; but heres some that think they are

Emenem
Britney Spears
Backdoor Boys
50 Cent
S Club 7
P Diidy fuck
Nelly
Jessica Simpson
Kylie Magnouge
N sycnc
Missy Elliot
Aaron Carter
Niki Webster
Cellion Dion
2pac
Fred Durst
Billie Piper
Christina Fuckherintheaira

hmmm any more ive missed&nbsp;

great fucking list i have to agree with every single one of those :lol: ESPECIALLY FUCKING EMINEM
i wonder how many times that dickhead&#39;s name has been mentioned in this topic he deserves

[Neil__]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@5 June 2003 - 14:29
are they on a third fucking series or something?

its laughable and embarrassing even to be talking about it at the moment.



no second but it feels like 52 because they go on forever

[crazy_billy_bats]

oh the very word "pop" makes me quiver.....

i hate almost every song entitled in this "genre".
i hate that some good artists (only sometimes) are listed as pop - ie Ian Brown.

[carbert]

There are a lot of annoying people in music, that deserve to be tortured by listening to their own music...like:

Robbie Wiliams
Usher and Ja Rule (both look like rats IMO, ja especially)
Busted
Steve Perry from Journey
Avril Lavigne
Mariah Carey
R Kelly
Blue

and any "boy-band/girl-band", although obviously they&#39;re not bands...

[Neil__]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@5 June 2003 - 16:11
oh the very word "pop" makes me quiver.....

i hate almost every song entitled in this "genre".
i hate that some good artists (only sometimes) are listed as pop - ie Ian Brown.



Just get all of them into a room and make them bitch slap each other and the ones that hit the hardest get to go through
On to round 2 sticks.

[crazy_billy_bats]

:lol:
i think bats are more appropriate personally :D

start at that fucker williams&#39; knees....

[Forevame7189]

Ja Rule (fake azz wannabe)
Kelly Clarkson (annoys the hell out of me)
Nas (Annoys the hell out of me..except I like one song)
Avril Lavigne(poser..like her songs..just not her)
N*Stink (annoying)

and many more I can remember.....oh yea Robbie William

[Celerystalksme]

Nikki Webster...I also am going around to every person&#39;s house who voted for Nikki Webster in The FHM Top 100 girls of 2003...She ended up 96...i mean that is just f*cking sick and wrong...

Plus i wouldn&#39;t mind using a baseball bat against the head of
Eminem
Nelly
Fred Durst
P Diddy and all his family pretty much

but yeah i could go on forever...but this will do for now...

[Neil__]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@5 June 2003 - 16:28
:lol:
i think bats are more appropriate personally :D

start at that fucker williams&#39; knees....
[QUOTE][/QUOTE ]
bats are round 3 and then chains
after chains I wont care as i&#39;ll have seen enough.

[Lilmiss]

ok, im a completly non violent person, but i swear if i seen billie walking down my street i&#39;d slap her silly. :swear: cant even explain why i hate her so much, she just really does me noggin in.

[Neil__]

Originally posted by lilmiss@5 June 2003 - 17:45
ok, im a completly non violent person, but i swear if i seen billie walking down my street i&#39;d slap her silly. :swear: cant even explain why i hate her so much, she just really does me noggin in.

I call it the Meg Ryan factor and I understand completely, Dont know why but she makes my blood boil

[marine289]

marilyn manson
busted
eminem
Justin timberlake
bon jovi
most of the pop artists

[Adster]

i want to kill fred durst rather then bitch slap him

[Bapper]

Michael Jackson - for obvious reasons
50 cent - annoying
All boy bands - because their all cunts!!

[Bapper]

Oh, and Depeche mode, ARGH so annoying

[Gre1]

Quote:
Dr. Dre - not a real doctor!!

dumb ass he isn't supposed to be a real doctor what would your rap name be

[Adster]

it puzzles me that rapper call them selfs doctors or Djs.....

[brotherdoobie]

i want to kill fred durst rather then bitch slap him

What about fucking him?

Peace bd

[missie]

Billie Piper. :fist:

I fecking hate her so much, and I'm not really sure why.
If I met her on the street, I be tempted to take my shoe off to slap her with it.

Oh, and that guy with breathing problems who fronts The Muse would get a slapping too. :happy:

[Emdee]

I'm with you on the guy from Muse and his silly breathing at the end of every song line.

Fred Durst would be next in line for a good stomping.

[maebach]

all pop artists, greenday, 50 cent, and g-unit

[cldnails]

I'd love to just lay into the Dixie Chicks. Slap every single one of 'em.

[MooHamHead]

Bono. With his own epididymis.

[ziggyjuarez]

All emo bands and GreenDay

[Smith]

Greenday, cause thats all I hear in my house, now that my sister is a "teenager"

[brotherdoobie]

Greenday, cause thats all I hear in my house, now that my sister is a "teenager"

Slap her for what....having better taste in music then you? (It's rhetorical)

Peace bd

[ziggyjuarez]

Slap her for what....having better taste in music then you? (It's rhetorical)

Peace bd
brotherdoobie=greenday fan?:O Nooo!

[Alien5]

the spice girls

[orcutt989]

Mike Kinsella from American Football(Band)

[Adster]

I'd love to just lay into the Dixie Chicks. Slap every single one of 'em.


yeah they look pretty kinky

[99shassan]

Greenday are fine, nothing wrong with them, who i'd liket o slap are busted, mcfly, all these british wannabe rock bands like the ones mentioned above. Also would like to slap blazin squad