I'm sharing invites...

[CrabGirl]

to my birthday party in April. All are welcome, but you have to come dressed as an insect of some sort.

:D

[MCHeshPants420]

I'm coming as a can of bug spray.

[Alien5]

i will most likely come as an insect of some sort then. :ermm:

[CrabGirl]

@ Cheese...You're being escorted by two giant spiders to make sure you behave.

@ Alien 5. Yey!

[manker]

Oooh, can I come?

I'll dress as an arachnid and scare our significant others via the gift of pretending to have a real spider in a matchbox.



Edit: come to think of it, it wouldn't take that much effort to have a real spider in a matchbox.

[CrabGirl]

Oooh, can I come?

I'll dress as an arachnid and scare our significant others via the gift of pretending to have a real spider in a matchbox.



Edit: come to think of it, it wouldn't take that much effort to have a real spider in a matchbox.

I'd be offended if you didn't come! Didn't you have your birthday down here?

I'm going to be a praying mantis and cut off the head of my significant other prior to post-birthday intercourse. :yup:

Apologies if I just gave your age away. Removed now.

[manker]

Oooh, can I come?

I'll dress as an arachnid and scare our significant others via the gift of pretending to have a real spider in a matchbox.



Edit: come to think of it, it wouldn't take that much effort to have a real spider in a matchbox.

I'd be offended if you didn't come! Didn't you have your birthday down here?

I'm going to be a praying mantis and cut off the head of my significant other prior to post-birthday intercourse. :yup:

Apologies if I just gave your age away. Removed now.
Oh yeah, I did too. So that's sorted then.

Btw, you crazy Greek, you might want to cut his head off post post-birthday intercourse :ermm:



Edit: I didn't notice if you did. Anyway, pensioners can be cool too.

[Alien5]

lol will it be in the southern uk? if so i can try to be there. :D

[CrabGirl]

Oh yeh...

But in the praying mantis the head-cutting-off triggers the mating motions.

So then he'd need to be dressed as a praying mantis too, and he's going as bug spray.

Urrrm. Didn't really think that one through.

[CrabGirl]

lol will it be in the southern uk? if so i can try to be there. :D

Plymouth somewhere. I haven't sorted a venue yet but you can come as long as you don't squabble with Cheese.

[manker]

But in the praying mantis the head-cutting-off triggers the mating motions.I didn't know that. We live and we learn.

Btw, I've got a Batman costume and I look really hawt in it. Can I wear that? I know bats aren't insects but they do eat insects.

[CrabGirl]

But in the praying mantis the head-cutting-off triggers the mating motions.I didn't know that. We live and we learn.

Btw, I've got a Batman costume and I look really hawt in it. Can I wear that? I know bats aren't insects but they do eat insects.

Honey, anything that shows off your hot lil' tush is fine by me! :wub:

Heh heh.

[manker]

I didn't know that. We live and we learn.

Btw, I've got a Batman costume and I look really hawt in it. Can I wear that? I know bats aren't insects but they do eat insects.

Honey, anything that shows off your hot lil' tush is fine by me! :wub:

Heh heh.
:lol: :blushing:

Just so as you know, I'm doing clenching exercises as I type in an effort to keep my posterior in pristine condition.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I know bats aren't insects but they do eat insects.

The same could be said for arachnid's

I know you were rodding but I find myself unable to manage to convince myself that I should ensure to not be posting this.

I hate you btw.

I like RTJ, in spite of what he thinks, he's just misguided.

[CrabGirl]

:glag: Visions of manker clenching are sending me off to the pub in fits of giggles. xx

[manker]

I know bats aren't insects but they do eat insects.

The same could be said for arachnid's

I know you were rodding but I find myself unable to manage to convince myself that I should ensure to not be posting this.

I hate you btw.

I like RTJ, in spite of what he thinks, he's just emo as feck.
Class :D

Oh, and fixed.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Class :D

Oh, and fixed.

You've probly chased him away from the lounge now.

Is there no bottom to your pit of h4r5hness.

[manker]

Class :D

Oh, and fixed.

You've probly chased him away from the lounge now.

Is there no bottom to your pit of h4r5hness.
No, mate. It's a bottomless pit lined with spite, bile and barbs.

[Mr JP Fugley]

You've probly chased him away from the lounge now.

Is there no bottom to your pit of h4r5hness.
No, mate. It's a bottomless pit lined with spite, bile and barbs.

No, that's your actual bottom you're talking about.

It's due to all the clenching.

[manker]

No, mate. It's a bottomless pit lined with spite, bile and barbs.

No, that's your actual bottom you're talking about.

It's due to all the clenching.
:o

How come you're such an expert on my arse - and why can't I remember anything after half-ten last night.

[Mr JP Fugley]

No, that's your actual bottom you're talking about.

It's due to all the clenching.
:o

How come you're such an expert on my arse - and why can't I remember anything after half-ten last night.

1. Goatse

2. 9th Babycham imbibed.

[manker]

:lol:


For a moment, I was filled with the crazy notion that both incidents were related.

[Mr JP Fugley]

:lol:


For a moment, I was filled with the crazy notion that both incidents were related.

It's not unheard of. The excess babycham, prolapsed arse syndrome.

They actually call it an EBPAS in emergency rooms.

[manker]

:lol:


For a moment, I was filled with the crazy notion that both incidents were related.

It's not unheard of. The excess babycham, prolapsed arse syndrome.

They actually call it an EBPAS in emergency rooms.
pics

[Mr JP Fugley]

It's not unheard of. The excess babycham, prolapsed arse syndrome.

They actually call it an EBPAS in emergency rooms.
pics

Ask Hairbob, he's got the link.

[Gripper]

I'll come as a Cockroach as they are virtually indestructible.

[DorisInsinuate]

Except for size 8 shoes and nuclear blasts.

[Proper Bo]

or size 12:snooty:

[peat moss]

OOh OOh can I come too ? I'll dress as a of can Raid just to get the party started . :D

[Mr JP Fugley]

OOh OOh can I come too ? I'll dress as a of can Raid just to get the party started . :D

Bit of a hike like, however I'm sure Cheeseburd would be enchanted by you making the effort.

Mrs Moss may not be quite so thrilled.

[ahctlucabbuS]

All right, I might show up for sure. Granted you have an address... Why not crash a random party in a foreign country. I can talk about filesharing, unless J2-something or busyman show up...

[CrabGirl]

OOh OOh can I come too ? I'll dress as a of can Raid just to get the party started . :D

Think that'd stop it pretty quickly! You are excused over length of distance to travel, however if you'd kindly post pictures of yourself dressed as a can of raid on April 21st, then I'd consider it a noble and fitting 30th birthday gift.

That goes for the rest of you non-attendees too.

[Biggles]

But in the praying mantis the head-cutting-off triggers the mating motions.I didn't know that. We live and we learn.

Btw, I've got a Batman costume and I look really hawt in it. Can I wear that? I know bats aren't insects but they do eat insects.

If somebody started to eat your head during sweat love making you would wriggle like feck too :ermm:

[Gripper]

:yup:

[Barbarossa]

...sweat love making...

what the fuck... :ermm:

[Biggles]

...sweat love making...

what the fuck... :ermm:

Compromise for JP who kept fixing sweet to sweaty - I went for a half way house :cool: