justify your existence! [Archive]

MCHeshPants420

01-26-2007, 09:44 PM

Saved a 9 yr. old from getting hit by a car once...in a dream...

I got a 9 year old ran over once, for real. He broke his hip and I got to leave school early that day.

Hairbautt

01-26-2007, 09:45 PM

Saved a 9 yr. old from getting hit by a car once...in a dream...

I got a 9 year old ran over once, for real. He broke his hip and I got to go home from school early that day.
Hmmmm, did he like you for it? :ermm:

Alien5

01-26-2007, 09:48 PM

i kicked a girl in the face once, i was on a swing and she got too close. I don't thing she every forgave me. :no:

Hairbautt

01-26-2007, 09:51 PM

How is it that doing bad things suddenly justifies your exitence?

Buffalo

01-26-2007, 09:54 PM

wow......................... existence is cool http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/html/emoticons/dj.gif

Alien5

01-26-2007, 10:11 PM

How is it that doing bad things suddenly justifies your exitence? Thats like a whole other question. :idunno:

100%

01-26-2007, 10:26 PM

I was put here by god for the benefit of wimminkind.
true story.

Your argument proves that you don't exist.

thewizeard

01-26-2007, 11:00 PM

..its difficult but I shall attempt this..but perhaps we should ask ourselves this first... :)

...how is it possible that at this very moment that we are reading this ..page.. let us think of all the difficulties, the u-turns we have all had to make and add them all together from our birth through millions of variables to arrive at this point were I am writing these words and you are reading them... we can surely conclude that the chance is already unmeasurably small, that it certainly could never possibly happen. And nevertheless it happens now.

So where was I? :)

edit: a typo

internet.news

01-26-2007, 11:02 PM

I helped make a Layla :01:

Hairbautt

01-26-2007, 11:05 PM

That's some deep shyt you got there Mr. thewizeard (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/thewizeard-27827)

100%

01-26-2007, 11:14 PM

This message is hidden because 100% is on your ignore list (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/profile.php?do=editlist).

missie

01-26-2007, 11:20 PM

I'm the grey hair fairy.
I exist, because I must. :(

Chewie

01-26-2007, 11:21 PM

I have three kids and they're more intelligent than I am.

callum

01-26-2007, 11:24 PM

I'm the grey hair fairy.
I exist, because I must. :(

No one believes in you.

zedaxax

01-26-2007, 11:28 PM

I have three kids and they're more intelligent than I am.
I hate that feeling, but it makes you proud..

Skiz

01-26-2007, 11:29 PM

I pulled a drowning drunk girl (25 yrs old?) from Lake Travis and gave her mouth to mouth for a minute until the police came and got her off the boat. When they got her, she was breathing again.

I never met that girl before pulling her from the water, and never met her later. I assume she lived though as there was nothing on TV about it at all.

Old lifeguard skills actually came in handy.

missie

01-26-2007, 11:30 PM

No one believes in you.

Job well done then. :cry:

callum

01-26-2007, 11:32 PM

No one believes in you.

Job well done then. :cry:

Look for another job, wouldn't you prefer to be the hair dye fairy?

missie

01-26-2007, 11:35 PM

I just do that as a hobby, it's not a real job.

bunny67

01-27-2007, 01:58 AM

my kid needs me or is it the other way round:unsure:

callum

01-27-2007, 02:02 AM

my kid needs me or is it the other way round:unsure:

It's probably the other way around, but don't let them know that. They'd never do as they're told if they worked out they really were the boss.

thewizeard

01-27-2007, 07:26 AM

This message is hidden because 100% is on your ignore list (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/profile.php?do=editlist).

I thought..funny, I can't re-member adding you to that list,.. and then I thought, this is a reply from 100% expect the unexpected...

Mr JP Fugley

01-27-2007, 10:10 AM

I helped make a Layla :01:

:thumbsup:

Buffalo

01-27-2007, 10:18 PM

My existence is justified...... 6.24GB uploaded in 24hrs :lol:

Cyberpiracy......... Me bad

callum

01-28-2007, 12:23 AM

My existence is justified...... 6.24GB uploaded in 24hrs :lol:

Cyberpiracy......... Me bad

Just think how much it'd be if you died and no one turned the computer off for a week.

Proper Bo

01-28-2007, 12:27 AM

257.67gb, obviousment.

callum

01-28-2007, 12:31 AM

257.67gb, obviousment.

Yeah, like the power card would last that long.

Buffalo

01-28-2007, 12:33 AM

Good math Bo http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/html/emoticons/thumb.gif

I leave it on anyways :snooty:

Buffalo

01-28-2007, 12:34 AM

257.67gb, obviousment.

Yeah, like the power card would last that long.

Power Card...... do you know you pay a squid a week for that,
no way would I have one inserted :no:

akeserla

01-29-2007, 05:51 AM

I'm asking the question :snooty:

Well! ... Can You?
helping the porn industry.. by subscribing to lots of porn. ;)

Seedler

01-30-2007, 02:59 AM

I saved a kitten by not masturbating one day.

thewizeard

01-31-2007, 05:26 AM

My existence is justified...... 6.24GB uploaded in 24hrs :lol:

Cyberpiracy......... Me bad

Just think how much it'd be if you died and no one turned the computer off for a week.

Very naughty indeed

..erm does the GB stand for Great Britain?

:noes:

S!X

01-31-2007, 05:39 AM

I saved a kitten by not masturbating one day.

That's fucked up son :ermm:

Seedler

01-31-2007, 08:35 AM

I saved a kitten by not masturbating one day.

That's fucked up son :ermm:

Don't you know that every time you masturbate a kitten dies somewhere in the world?:yup:

Mr JP Fugley

01-31-2007, 08:52 AM

I saved a kitten by not masturbating one day.

That's fucked up son :ermm:

West Ham have more problems than the frequency of Seedlers masturbatorial exploits.

Gripper

01-31-2007, 09:31 AM

I've helped make 2 lovely children,saved 1 persons life and every day I learn something new.
I also try to help someone at least once a day.