View Full Version : i haven't taken a dump in 3 days
Monkeee
01-31-2007, 03:43 AM
WTF DO I DO MAN, ITS LIKE A LIVING HELL. do i just take some lax or something?
Wolfmight
01-31-2007, 03:54 AM
Lay off teh Pot for a day. You can't poooooo when you sleeuuuwww.
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What if you don't do potty though?
Monkeee
01-31-2007, 04:04 AM
Omg Somebody Give Me Some Advice, Every Single Second That I Live Is Agonizing Pain~ <3
*i can never quit weed, its been to good to me <3*
Ex-Lax, bro. You'll be pooing within an hour or two.
Monkeee
01-31-2007, 04:09 AM
i love you
Have you been eating pain killers, too? Vicodin, etc.?
Those things will stop you up big time. :lookaroun
Seedler
01-31-2007, 04:23 AM
I had the most terrible suffering of diarrhea today:no:
Ex-Lax, bro. You'll be pooing within an hour or two.
Get the little edible squares and eat a shit load of em.
Gripper
01-31-2007, 09:40 AM
Eat more roughage,go out and drink some Guinness and have a nice curry,should get you back in the flow.
masterpiece21
01-31-2007, 07:21 PM
Prune Juice;many many old people swear by it :P
Hairbautt
01-31-2007, 07:50 PM
This is a dirty thread. However, I feel the need to share my story: I once was constipated for 5 days, took like a cup of laxative gave me the runs for a week.
:no:
This is a dirty thread. However, I feel the need to share my story: I once was constipated for 5 days, took like a cup of laxative gave me the runs for a week.
:no:
I bet that was fun :whistling :ph34r:
Alien5
01-31-2007, 11:29 PM
eat lots of white bread dry.
Panther
01-31-2007, 11:29 PM
hehe, this is an excellent thread...
Hairbautt
01-31-2007, 11:30 PM
This is a dirty thread. However, I feel the need to share my story: I once was constipated for 5 days, took like a cup of laxative gave me the runs for a week.
:no:
I bet that was fun :whistling :ph34r:
Dude, when I passed gas, or when I thought I did, it was a flowing river. :dabs:
Dude, when I passed gas, or when I thought I did, it was a flowing river. :dabs:
lol I know what that's like :sick:
Hairbautt
01-31-2007, 11:39 PM
Dude, when I passed gas, or when I thought I did, it was a flowing river. :dabs:
lol I know what that's like :sick:
:console:
Did everything come out ok?
:shuriken:
Monkeee
02-01-2007, 04:37 AM
this morning.......... i took the fattest DUMP EVER.http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/bathdumb.jpg <---- Just like this guy
this morning.......... i took the fattest DUMP EVER.http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/bathdumb.jpg <---- Just like this guy
Poppin that fattest shit! :shit: :lookaroun
enoughfakefiles
02-01-2007, 10:10 AM
eat lots of white bread dry.
Is there some people that eat bread wet :unsure:
Barbarossa
02-01-2007, 10:12 AM
ducks? :blink:
Is there some people that eat bread wet :unsure:
I believe so, they eat the bread after soaking it in milk :dabs:
enoughfakefiles
02-01-2007, 10:16 AM
Is there some people that eat bread wet :unsure:
I believe so, they eat the bread after soaking it in milk :dabs:
Ducks soak their bread in milk :blink:
mike7778
02-05-2007, 04:13 AM
take some bulk fiber.
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