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Monkeee
01-31-2007, 03:43 AM
WTF DO I DO MAN, ITS LIKE A LIVING HELL. do i just take some lax or something?

S!X
01-31-2007, 03:44 AM
Same here :(

Wolfmight
01-31-2007, 03:54 AM
Lay off teh Pot for a day. You can't poooooo when you sleeuuuwww.
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S!X
01-31-2007, 03:55 AM
What if you don't do potty though?

Monkeee
01-31-2007, 04:04 AM
Omg Somebody Give Me Some Advice, Every Single Second That I Live Is Agonizing Pain~ <3

*i can never quit weed, its been to good to me <3*

Skiz
01-31-2007, 04:06 AM
Ex-Lax, bro. You'll be pooing within an hour or two.

Monkeee
01-31-2007, 04:09 AM
i love you

Skiz
01-31-2007, 04:16 AM
Have you been eating pain killers, too? Vicodin, etc.?

Those things will stop you up big time. :lookaroun

Seedler
01-31-2007, 04:23 AM
I had the most terrible suffering of diarrhea today:no:

S!X
01-31-2007, 04:34 AM
Ex-Lax, bro. You'll be pooing within an hour or two.

Get the little edible squares and eat a shit load of em.

Gripper
01-31-2007, 09:40 AM
Eat more roughage,go out and drink some Guinness and have a nice curry,should get you back in the flow.

masterpiece21
01-31-2007, 07:21 PM
Prune Juice;many many old people swear by it :P

Hairbautt
01-31-2007, 07:50 PM
This is a dirty thread. However, I feel the need to share my story: I once was constipated for 5 days, took like a cup of laxative gave me the runs for a week.

:no:

S!X
01-31-2007, 11:20 PM
This is a dirty thread. However, I feel the need to share my story: I once was constipated for 5 days, took like a cup of laxative gave me the runs for a week.

:no:

I bet that was fun :whistling :ph34r:

Alien5
01-31-2007, 11:29 PM
eat lots of white bread dry.

Panther
01-31-2007, 11:29 PM
hehe, this is an excellent thread...

Hairbautt
01-31-2007, 11:30 PM
This is a dirty thread. However, I feel the need to share my story: I once was constipated for 5 days, took like a cup of laxative gave me the runs for a week.

:no:

I bet that was fun :whistling :ph34r:
Dude, when I passed gas, or when I thought I did, it was a flowing river. :dabs:

S!X
01-31-2007, 11:36 PM
Dude, when I passed gas, or when I thought I did, it was a flowing river. :dabs:

lol I know what that's like :sick:

Hairbautt
01-31-2007, 11:39 PM
Dude, when I passed gas, or when I thought I did, it was a flowing river. :dabs:

lol I know what that's like :sick:
:console:

Skiz
02-01-2007, 04:00 AM
Did everything come out ok?

:shuriken:

Monkeee
02-01-2007, 04:37 AM
this morning.......... i took the fattest DUMP EVER.http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/bathdumb.jpg <---- Just like this guy

S!X
02-01-2007, 06:21 AM
this morning.......... i took the fattest DUMP EVER.http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/bathdumb.jpg <---- Just like this guy

Poppin that fattest shit! :shit: :lookaroun

enoughfakefiles
02-01-2007, 10:10 AM
eat lots of white bread dry.

Is there some people that eat bread wet :unsure:

Barbarossa
02-01-2007, 10:12 AM
ducks? :blink:

S!X
02-01-2007, 10:13 AM
Is there some people that eat bread wet :unsure:

I believe so, they eat the bread after soaking it in milk :dabs:

enoughfakefiles
02-01-2007, 10:16 AM
Is there some people that eat bread wet :unsure:

I believe so, they eat the bread after soaking it in milk :dabs:

Ducks soak their bread in milk :blink:

mike7778
02-05-2007, 04:13 AM
take some bulk fiber.