Valentines day

[tralalala]

^ :glag:


But nah I need something real sweet that will knock her out (in the good way).

[J-dye]

http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/jp/cards/hardasarock.jpg


+ that card would be perfect

[pentomato]

Also, thanks for reminding me of such a painful story...
Hey bro get over yourself, there are worst things that can happen, get over yourself, life goes on, so wait that you are in your 30's, 40's then talk, right now you are a baby, I wish I was 19 again lol, so much drama lol

[tralalala]

I'd rather something less sexual and more sensual....

[deepee]

I bought her a beautiful little book, about half the size of a matchbox. every page says one reason why I love her. I took it, put it in a red cardboard box, with cotton in it, and neatly packaged it.

the pity of the whole matter is, I dont have an address to send it to... so I ll keep it with myself forever :P. she aint gettin nuthin

[J-dye]

the pity of the whole matter is, I dont have an address to send it to... so I ll keep it with myself forever :P. she aint gettin nuthin

:blink:

[lomy222]

happy valentine you all

[Barbarossa]

I'd rather something less sexual and more sensual....

lol fag

[deepee]

sent her a neat e-card ;) . yippeee

[thebazzla]

^^^
good on you i will be delivering perhaps a couple of hundred of them tomorrow:yup:

[tralalala]

I'd rather something less sexual and more sensual....

lol fag

Naff ooff she's important to me that's what matters... I ain't some sex-freak running wild to try fuck everything moving.. I actually have a really good relationship with her.

[manker]

lol fag

Naff ooff she's important to me that's what matters... I ain't some sex-freak running wild to try fuck everything moving.. I actually have a really good relationship with her.I've never had sex before and don't know how to broach the subject.Fixed.

lol fag

[tralalala]

^ True. But I still am not the type of person to look first for sex then the relationship.. I wanna make people feel good first, then move on to phase 2.



fag.

[Barbarossa]

I think you'll find that my poem will meet all your requirements.

It will make her laugh, it will make her blush, it will make her feel good about herself, it will make her feel sexy, and it will get you your end away :smilie4:

[tralalala]

There's a sadder story behind it though.. I won't go joking about sex with her for a personal reason.. At least not yet.. That's mainly why.

[tralalala]

^ That reason isn't to do with me neither. It's something about her.

[manker]

^ True. But I still am not the type of person to look first for sex then the relationship.. I wanna make people feel good first, then move on to phase 2.



fag.
Don't worry about making people feel good.
Just concentrate on getting your hand up her burka, or whatever girls wear these days in Israel.

It's all about priorities :smilie4:

[tralalala]

Burka? :lol: Israeli girls are hawt.. Fact.. They wear G-strings and co. just like all other slutty girls round the world these days :)


And I just ain't that type of guy I guess.

[tralalala]

Having just re-read my post, there ain't no reason why a girl wearing a burka couldn't wear a G-string too :mellow:

[J-dye]

Lying here with you
Listening to the rain
Smiling just to see the smile upon your face
These are the moments I thank God that I'm alive
These are the moments I'll remember all my life
I found all I've waited for
And I could not ask for more
Looking in your eyes
Seeing all I need
Everything you are is everything to me
These are the moments
I know heaven must exist
These are the moments I know all I need is this
I have all I've waited for
And I could not ask for more

I could not ask for more than this time together
I could not ask for more than this time with you
Every prayer has been answered
Every dream I have's come true
And right here in this moment is right where I'm meant to be
Here with you here with me

These are the moments I thank God that I'm alive
These are the moments I'll remember all my life
I've got all I've waited for
And I could not ask for more

[J-dye]

is that enough for you tralalalalalalllalala ?

[tralalala]

Did you just come up with that off the top of your head?

[manker]

Burka? :lol: Israeli girls are hawt.. Fact.. They wear G-strings and co. just like all other slutty girls round the world these days :)


And I just ain't that type of guy I guess.
Only seems like a few years ago that they were all picking poppies in the blazing heat with huge black burkas hiding their finer features. Guess the allied invasion did some good after all.
Bet you don't hate America now :smilie4:

Back on-topic tho'. Tell her she doesn't love you unless she opens up her lady-garden at least three times a week. More the week before her period - to see you through, like.

That's what we do in the western world.

[Barbarossa]

O Hai Edwin McCain...

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/I-Could-Not-Ask-for-More-lyrics-Edwin-McCain/0BEE288C0FE868B64825694B00272DCD

[J-dye]

jeez , that guy eddwin mccain is fast :dabs:

[tralalala]

Manker.. You're a total twat, how do women come on to you anyways? :lol:

[tralalala]

O Hai Edwin McCain...

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/I-Could-Not-Ask-for-More-lyrics-Edwin-McCain/0BEE288C0FE868B64825694B00272DCD

:glag: orsum

[manker]

Manker.. You're a total twat, how do women come on to you anyways? :lol:
I'm pretty rich so I buy them from third world countries like Canadia and Turkey.

[J-dye]

manker , you are married .. right ?

[manker]

manker , you are married .. right ?
Most definitely not.

Was it my misogynistic posts that made you think otherwise.

[J-dye]

i read a post somwhere about a phone conversation with you and your wife :mellow:

[manker]

i read a post somwhere about a phone conversation with you and your wife :mellow:
No you didn't.

[Barbarossa]

:glag:

JP and manker may act like they have been together for years, but they are not technically married :happy:

[chalice]

:glag:

JP and manker may act like they have been together for years, but they are not technically married :happy:

If they did get married, it would be polygamy anyways, like.

[J-dye]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lounge-10/t-last-one-post-gets-20-129182/page3780 (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../t-last-one-post-gets-20-129182/page3780)

i thought missus was your wife :slap:

[J-dye]

insert link isnt working , seems like someone else inserted something else and broke it

[Barbarossa]

insert link isnt working , seems like someone else inserted something else and broke it

Link to the post, not the page :dabs:

[manker]

:glag:

JP and manker may act like they have been together for years, but they are not technically married :happy:

If they did get married, it would be polygamy anyways, like.
:schnauz:

[deepee]

lol

[Hairbautt]

Also, thanks for reminding me of such a painful story...
Hey bro get over yourself, there are worst things that can happen, get over yourself, life goes on, so wait that you are in your 30's, 40's then talk, right now you are a baby, I wish I was 19 again lol, so much drama lol
Yea, 19 is a good year.

[deepee]

true that... 19 is an awesome year. too bad i am past it

[Hairbautt]

Only if you let it pass.

[enoughfakefiles]

Back on-topic tho'. Tell her she doesn't love you unless she opens up her lady-garden at least three times a week. More the week before her period - to see you through, like.

That's what we do in the western world.

:glag:

You've got to try the goods out first :sneaky:

[KFlint]

Manker.. You're a total twat, how do women come on to you anyways? :lol:
I'm pretty rich so I buy them from third world countries like Canadia and Turkey.

At least try to spell Canada the right way, 3rd world country, pfffff

[manker]

I'm pretty rich so I buy them from third world countries like Canadia and Turkey.

At least try to spell Canada the right way, 3rd world country, pfffffYeah, sorry about that.

Of course Canadia isn't a 3rd world country. It's an annex of the UK, so not really a country at all.

[Aaxel21]

Happy VD.

Hope your VD is as memorable as mine.

[thebazzla]

^^^^^
do tell us more

[tralalala]

At least try to spell Canada the right way, 3rd world country, pfffffYeah, sorry about that.

Of course Canadia isn't a 3rd world country. It's an annex of the UK, so not really a country at all.

Spot on there :)

[Squeamous]

anyone doing anything special for their loved one? for me its another year no card :cry: ..sat in all alone .Tell us what type of things you get the mrs/mr

Aww, don't feel too bad. I'm married and we don't celebrate it. It just makes loads of people feel crappy and inadequate.

[Alien5]

everyone hates valentines day.

[tenis69]

For me its an amazing day with my wife. I'm lucky so what can I say.

[J-dye]

God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need

so yea , fuck valentine

[Squeamous]

And lets not forget the poor quality set menu in a packed restaurant that you get ushered out of after half an hour by the harrassed staff.

[corpse]

God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need

so yea , fuck valentine
True, true, true...

[orcutt989]

Takin' my sweet thang to a nice Sushi restaurant tonight, 7pm reservations! Maybe some flowers.

[juodis]

my sweet and me go to restaurant to :)

[bunny67]

Bump