Valentines day

[bunny67]

anyone doing anything special for their loved one? for me its another year no card :cry: ..sat in all alone .Tell us what type of things you get the mrs/mr

[Hairbautt]

Never really did anything on Val-day aside from last year. Gave my high school crush a val's day basket stocked with sweets, a card, and this decorative stuff that made it look lovely, just as she. :wub:

Made it myself, tho' I had this other girl helpin' me so I'd get it right. :01: (Who better than to know what girls want?)

Unfortunately, it caused me nothin', but trouble. :dabs: Her boyfriend who is 3 or so yrs. older whipped my ass.

This is when I turned away from the world. Fuck all. Pricks.

[S!X]

Don't have a "loved one".

[Hairbautt]

Also, thanks for reminding me of such a painful story...

[bunny67]

Also, thanks for reminding me of such a painful story...sorry

[Hairbautt]

Also, thanks for reminding me of such a painful story...sorry
:dry: Whatever.

[ziggyjuarez]

I feel no love :mellow:

[peat moss]

Its bitter sweet for me its my granny and youngest 's birthday on Feb. 14'th but grans passed away so its hard for me on Valentine Day,

[S!X]

I feel no love :mellow:

:wave: :thumbsup: hoi ziggy


Its bitter sweet for me its my granny and youngest 's birthday on Feb. 14'th but grans passed away so its hard for me on Valentine Day,

My grandma (mums mum) passed away on valentines day of 01 I believe it was.

[peat moss]

:wave: :thumbsup: hoi ziggy


Its bitter sweet for me its my granny and youngest 's birthday on Feb. 14'th but grans passed away so its hard for me on Valentine Day,

My grandma (mums mum) passed away on valentines day of 01 I believe it was.

Well then its a perfect day to remember a loved one ? I always do but feel bummed out as I'm trying to celebrate my boys birthday as well .

[Gripper]

I think bunny should open a PO box and post it on here,bet she'd get a few valentines then. :)

[Hairbautt]

Pics.

[bunny67]

I think bunny should open a PO box and post it on here,bet she'd get a few valentines then. :)hmmm good thinking n maybe post a fake pic of a sexy minx

[Hairbautt]

Ooooohhhhh right...:naughty:

Just kidding, sorta.

[bunny67]

hmm i bet

[missie]

:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

:ph34r:

[missie]

:smilie4:


This year is gonna be hawt, hawt n fluffy. :naughty:

[Alien5]

fluffy? :ermm:

[Alien5]

that word sounds too much like "Bumfluff" to be romantic, or anything else valentines.

[missie]

nu uh, just means the cuffs aint gonna hurt him all that much. :smilie4: :w00t:

[Proper Bo]

:ph34r:

[Alien5]

its valentines day....not fetish and punishment/S & M day. :huh:

[AlexV]

I am desperately looking for ideas to satisfy my wife of 10 years now. The internet has been a life saver in previous years.

[Alien5]

after 10 years you still don't know what she likes? :ermm:

[callum]

If she's been waiting 10 years, I doubt another year will make much difference

[Alien5]

exactly..just get her a box of flowers or somefing.

[callum]

And keep off the internet porn sites you might be satisfied, but she's probably worked out how to check the internet explorer history.

Edit - I meant to say, use opera or firefox for that.

[missie]

Ask Bo. :w00t:

[callum]

Ask Bo. :w00t:

There was an old woman on the telly the night that said geordies were scotsmen with their brains kicked out, I've met scotsmen with their brains kicked out and they'd be appalled by that comment.

[Proper Bo]

that old woman was a lesbian. fact.:snooty:

[missie]

[QUOTE=missie;1715052]There was an old woman on the telly

Awight, you started that sentance all wrong. :lol:



Yeah, gawd may have kicked their brains kicked out, but still....w00t.
:happy:

[Proper Bo]

Ask Bo. :w00t:

Indeed, for I truely am orsum:smilie4:

[callum]

[QUOTE=callum;1715065]

Awight, you started that sentance all wrong. :lol:



Yeah, gawd may have kicked their brains kicked out, but still....w00t.
:happy:

:unsure:

[callum]

I can't seem to quote either.

[missie]

hahahaha.
I'm lucky, what can I say. :happy:

I know someone who remembers dates n stuff. :heh:

[Shadowfire]

Isn't Valentine's Day just a corporate holiday?

My school's doing a secret admirers' rose delivery thing. Eh.

[missie]

I guess it'll be the same as any other fricking day, with a lil extra cream n cuffs thrown in. :rolleyes:

[Basquiat]

Hello, my name is Oliver and I'm going to tell you a story.

It's about a young girl...
She's only fifteen years old and has blonde hair and blue eyes.

She lives with her parents in New Jersey and they love her very much;
And one night she and her friends decided they were going to come to New York City.

"My Parents are away and I'll take their car, they will never know!
We're gonna have a great time!" she said.

And they drove over the George Washington Bridge and drove downtown to the Limelight.

"Wow, look at the line!"
"Don't worry I know the guy at the door, we'll get in."
And they did.

"So many people, look at that guy's shoes... they must be a mile high!"
And she turned around and bumped into a really cute guy.

They had a good time, they danced for hours and hours;
and she had a few drinks too!

"Hey", he said, "My roommate's not home and well,
I was wondering if you wanna, you know... come to my place.
I just don't wanna... I just don't wanna be alone." And she said, "Yes!".

So they got into a taxi and went to 3rd Avenue and 11th street to the NYU dorm rooms
And went upstairs and sat on his bed.

And he said, "Take this pill..." And she did.
And then she said, "What did you just give me?"
"Ecstasy." he said. And then...

He...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKZEDLTfN_w

[Gripper]

Just goes to prove you should not take pills without knowing what they are. :lol:
Good little ditty that.

[Hairbautt]

Goddamn, that is disturbing. I think my stomach hurts again. :dabs:

[Smith]

fuck valentines day.

[Hairbautt]

Here, here.

[mike7778]

i do not have a girlfriend.

[bunny67]

omg u posted in almost every thread

[Barbarossa]

I used to hate Valentines day when I was single, but now that I'm married it's even worse. :ermm:


It's commercially-driven emotional blackmail. :dabs:

[Gripper]

When you're married do you still have to send all the Valentine's crap.
Defeats the object if they already know you love them,which you prove by marrying them and letting them look after you.

[bunny67]

When you're married do you still have to send all the Valentine's crap.
Defeats the object if they already know you love them,which you prove by marrying them and letting them look after you.yes you still have to do:angry: cards in shops have to my wife, husband and girlfriend,boyfriend

[Gripper]

other???? :glag:

[Hairbautt]

Whatta wierdo...

Other :wacko: ...Pfft.

[bunny67]

Whatta wierdo...

Other :wacko: ...Pfft.:fist:

[Hairbautt]

yes you still have to do:angry: cards in shops have to my wife, husband and girlfriend,boyfriend and other...
Haha http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/ROTFL.gif
Last edited by bunny67 : Today at 08:13 PM. :happy:

[bunny67]

Haha http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/ROTFL.gif
Last edited by bunny67 : Today at 08:13 PM. :happy::angry: :angry: :angry:

[Barbarossa]

Feel teh lurve :wub:

[gamer4eva]

Feel teh lurve :wub:

Am feeling something but it aint love.....:unsure:

[Seedler]

love is for lovers. :dabs:

[bunny67]

anyone feeling the love ?

[Hairbautt]

Ugh...no. Stop reminding us. :cry:

[bunny67]

Ugh...no. Stop reminding us. :cry:its only a few days away

[Hairbautt]

Wens. I know, :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

I'm OK this year, I've been told what to buy, and it's all in the bag :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

I'm supposed to buy things?:unsure:

[Barbarossa]

Not if you haven't been told :smilie4:


Romance is not dead, it's just very very very cold and still :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

My "romance" still wurks fine:smilie4:

[Hairbautt]

:view: View: Sex bloggers bare all on the Internet (http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=internetNews&storyid=2007-02-13T141056Z_01_L13792971_RTRUKOC_0_US-VALENTINE-SEXBLOGS.xml&src=rss)

Be careful who you fall for this Valentine's Day -- they may just splash your most intimate secrets across the Internet.:fear:

[kittybewm]

The only thing I can think of getting my boyfriend is sex toys or drugs :pinch:

[Hairbautt]

Say no to drugs.

[kittybewm]

heh by drugs I meant... er... kittens :unsure:

[TYPE R]

yea some weed, speed, ur E lol

[Mathea]

get sex toys. even if he doesnt like em you will.

[bunny67]

yea some weed, speed, ur E lolhey i like your style:naughty:

[Mathea]

you could build him a meth lab and hope you two dont blow up and die



thats romantic

[bunny67]

:lol:
you could build him a meth lab and hope you two dont blow up and die



thats romantic

[Mathea]

/me whispers "I was serious":unsure:

[bunny67]

/me whispers "I was serious":unsure:ill try it sometime

[Mathea]

do it fast cuz i think they are takin the stuff out of cough medicine that you would use

[bunny67]

so have you bought your loved 1 a nice card n pressie?

[Mathea]

nope no one loves me and im broke for those i love

[bunny67]

nope no one loves me and im broke for those i lovegood ans :lol:

[Mathea]

oooh unless....



dan!


dan!



DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


would you be my valentine? :wub:

[Mathea]

someone wake him up and tell him to read this ffs

[bunny67]

someone wake him up and tell him to read this ffs
dan who?

[Mathea]

danb



i keep missing him online

[bunny67]

my daughter had a valentine card in school today and was very cross and ripped it up, if it was me id be doing cartwheels lol

[Alien5]

i got one from a girl in school years ago - i was so angry because they all told me who it was from and my face went red. :( i felt like an idiot.

[gamer4eva]

i got one from a girl in school years ago - i was so angry because they all told me who it was from and my face went red. :( i felt like an idiot.

Three cheers for Alien5....:D

[bunny67]

i got one from a girl in school years ago - i was so angry because they all told me who it was from and my face went red. :( i felt like an idiot.maybe thats why :lol: . i asked if he was ugly or something and she said all the boys in her class are

[thewizeard]

:o My Valentine..just got married...so this year she definitely wont receive her usual Valentines card or gift from me :cry:

[JA]

I got a rose, a box of chocolates and a big kiss all from my GF.

[Barbarossa]

:o My Valentine..just got married...so this year she definitely wont receive her usual Valentines card or gift from me :cry:

:inlove:

Nigel loves skweeky
Nigel loves skweeky
Nigel loves skweeky
Nigel loves skweeky

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

:lips:

[Barbarossa]

I got a rose, a box of chocolates and a big kiss all from my GF.

Your GF gave you girlie presents. What a fucking bitch. :ermm:

[MCHeshPants420]

Crabgirl got me a Creative Zen player and a card. Strictly speaking she broke our unspoken non-Valentine card/present getting pact but I can find it in my heart to forgive her.

Anyhow, I'm off to the shops to get her a present some bread. :unsure:

[manker]

I got a fridge.

Yeah, I know :blink:



Karma is a bitch.

[manker]

Double post.

[bunny67]

:cry: i never had anything

[Kraig]

I am always single that day,dont know how that happens.:(

[bunny67]

I am always single that day,dont know how that happens.:(join the club or if i have a bf i usually have to hint like mad n stomp my feet :lol:

[Barbarossa]

Here you go. Tomorrow is your special day ;)

Singles Awareness Day - February 15th (http://www.singlesawareness.com/)

[biggrizz]

I give my wife a card and a bunch of flowers. I would like to think i treat her everyday. Lol :rolleyes:

[MCHeshPants420]

Here you go. Tomorrow is your special day ;)

Singles Awareness Day - February 15th (http://www.singlesawareness.com/)

A day when the morgues are over-flowing with suicide victims. :(

[thewizeard]

:o My Valentine..just got married...so this year she definitely wont receive her usual Valentines card or gift from me :cry:

:inlove:

Nigel loves skweeky
Nigel loves skweeky
Nigel loves skweeky
Nigel loves skweeky

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

:lips:

It's really tough going here for me...., first it was NikkiD..then Lilmiss and now Skweeky..
:ohmy:

[Gripper]

I got my missus sweet f.a she knows I love her I married her and allowed her to bear my 2 beautiful children,she doesn't need anything else.

[Alien5]

:inlove:

Nigel loves skweeky
Nigel loves skweeky
Nigel loves skweeky
Nigel loves skweeky

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

:lips:

It's really tough going here for me...., first it was NikkiD..then Lilmiss and now Skweeky..
:ohmy:

i dont think FST is very good for finding the love of your life.

[Barbarossa]

Rossco met Reality here :ermm:

[Buffalo]

:wub: :wub: I'm in Love with my right hand :wub: :wub:
so today I gave it a special treat......... some nivea cream!,
only £1.15 :bleh:

Tonight I'm having Kebab, watch a good movie :stuff:
then later i'm having a good fucking wank, I may have two :unsure: > :snooty:

Sorted

[Alien5]

You speak your mind, very honest of you Baz.

:lol: Nivea.

[missie]

I got stuff. :wub:

Shall also be getting me dinner made, while I drink his beers and smoke his fags. :happy:

[Hairbautt]

Rossco met Reality here :ermm:
:O

And there's that fag word again :dabs:

[DanB]

oooh unless....



dan!


dan!



DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


would you be my valentine? :wub:

Of course :w00t:

:wub:

[Mathea]

oooh unless....



dan!


dan!



DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


would you be my valentine? :wub:

Of course :w00t:

:wub:

hurray!!!!

/me is the luckiest girl!!!!

:wub:

[DanB]

No, i'm the luckiest man.

[Mathea]

awww, well you are certainly the sweetest ;)




ooooh and sexiest!:w00t:

[DanB]

:wub:

damn, i've missed you

[Skiz]

Here you go. Tomorrow is your special day ;)

Singles Awareness Day - February 15th (http://www.singlesawareness.com/)

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:glag:

[Mathea]

awwww

me too


but Im back! :D

[Mathea]

just think of all the FUN we can have now!!!!


:naughty:

[DanB]

Here you go. Tomorrow is your special day ;)

Singles Awareness Day - February 15th (http://www.singlesawareness.com/)

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:glag:

do you mind?

i'm trying to get it on in here :dry:

[Mathea]

bah i just ignore all the other posters

[Skiz]

bah i just ignore all the other posters

Yes, pay no attention. :shifty:

[Hairbautt]

camera time

[Skiz]

camera time

Shut it. I'm trying to wank to them getting it on. :dry:

[DanB]

bah i just ignore all the other posters

Skizo's posts have that effect on people.

[Mathea]

lol so they do :P

[DanB]

it must be a Texan thing

[Mathea]

a cpl friends are about to move to texas which i totally dont understand. i made sure to go around and avoid texas personally when i was out that way

[DanB]

i thought it was all desert and oil rigs?

[Mathea]

and line dancers. dont forget the line dancers


/me shudders and hides

[DanB]

i had to go to line dance for my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary.

yikes & yikes again!!

[Mathea]

:o


please, for the love of god, tell me its on tape

[DanB]

i had videos on the phone i lost.

my mum has incriminating pictures though

[Skiz]

a cpl friends are about to move to texas which i totally dont understand. i made sure to go around and avoid texas personally when i was out that way

They're gonna love it. :happy:

Where are they moving to?

What's wrong with line dancing? :unsure:

[Alien5]

:idunno:

[Mathea]

a cpl friends are about to move to texas which i totally dont understand. i made sure to go around and avoid texas personally when i was out that way

They're gonna love it. :happy:

Where are they moving to?

What's wrong with line dancing? :unsure:


Austin TX


/me knows a secret:shifty:

[DanB]

they know skizo?

[Mathea]

i dunno. hey skizo you know becky and shannon and matt and that other girl thats moving?

[DanB]

ooh i think i know becky, or know of her at least

[Mathea]

yeah actually i think you do


shes moving to texas tho so i wont be friends w her much longer

[DanB]

wrong un only girl?

[mike7778]

nothing new.

[Skiz]

nothing new.

What? :huh:

[DanB]

knobber

[Mathea]

how much of a pain in the ass is to get my name changed in here?

[Barbarossa]

they know skizo?

Know him? :blink:

They're probably cousins or something. :ermm:

[Barbarossa]

how much of a pain in the ass is to get my name changed in here?

Just PM Rossco ;)

P.S. Don't choose a shit name :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

i had to go to line dance for my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary.

Why did they get married 50 times? That's insane! :dry:

[Mathea]

how much of a pain in the ass is to get my name changed in here?

Just PM Rossco ;)

P.S. Don't choose a shit name :dabs:

oh damn well nm cuz i totally wanted to change it to something shit:rolleyes:

[manker]

:lol:

[Barbarossa]

Let us choose a name for you :smilie4:

[Cheese]

Let us choose a name for you :smilie4:


BTW, did you choose your name or did someone choose it for you? :ermm:

[Barbarossa]

I picked it out of a hat. The other two choices were Condaleeza and SpiraGira, so I think I got kinda lucky :)

[internet.news]

I got a fridge.

Yeah, I know :blink:



Karma is a bitch.

:glag:

[Seedler]

I don't believe in luv.:dabs:

[Mathea]

what about lurve?

[Hairbautt]

Or love for that matter...

[Mathea]

well?

[bunny67]

i decided to bump this as Valentines day is approaching us again

[FatBob]

i hate this day

its an expensive day for me :mellow:

[bunny67]

this will be my 2nd year as a singleton so i wont be spending any money

[thebazzla]

i hate this day

its an expensive day for me :mellow:you hate that day i have to deliver 100s each year with all kinds of soppy messages on :dry:

[Hairbautt]

Single. :happy:

[Hairbautt]

Oh who the hell am I kidding...:cry:

[Barbarossa]

i hate this day

its an expensive day for me :mellow:you hate that day i have to deliver 100s each year with all kinds of soppy messages on :dry:

Keeping your options open, eh? :sly:

[Mr. Mulder]

might go to this really popular bar in town (wot all the youngens go to) around 2:00am closing time and see what kind of drunken train wreck i can pick up or i might just stay in bed and watch the simpsons, only time will tell :smilie4:

[Defy]

I'm not really sure what's going on for V-Day this year with me and the significant other. Usually my Valentine Days are the exact opposite of lovey-dovey... no roses, no cards, not even an "I Love You". :(

However, ever since I met my sexy man-beast last March, things have been great! So I have hopeful expectations this year around. :)

[thebazzla]

you hate that day i have to deliver 100s each year with all kinds of soppy messages on :dry:

Keeping your options open, eh? :sly::yup: and if they don't have the right addy its tough luck :)

[SAM]

my wife will give birth approximately 12/2
i guess i'll buy her a golden necklace :)

[Barbarossa]

I heard your wife is fond of pearl necklaces :naughty:

[SAM]

nah :)
it will cost a fortune :(
she will like a golden one
gold is very expensive now after the dollar dropped in our region
gold becomes very expensive the gram equal 30 $

[manker]

I heard your wife is fond of pearl necklaces :naughty:


nah :)
it will cost a fortune :(
she will like a golden one
gold is very expensive now after the dollar dropped in our region
gold becomes very expensive the gram equal 30 $If you don't think a pearl necklace will suit, give her a golden shower.
An unorthodox gift for Valentine's Day but she might just like it.



/in for a penny.

[CrabGirl]

Maybe Cheese will email me a picture of a Tesco's value valentines card again. :dabs:

[Squeamous]

Nope, me and Mr Squeamous don't do Valentine's Day anymore. We agreed last year it was overpriced and overblown and we do nice things for each other all year round anyway. I know, it's nice feeling loved up at the same time as everyone else is, but really I spend little time around other people anyway so it doesn't do much for me.

[manker]

Nope, me and Mr Squeamous don't do Valentine's Day anymore. We agreed last year it was overpriced and overblown and we do nice things for each other all year round anyway. I know, it's nice feeling loved up at the same time as everyone else is, but really I spend little time around other people anyway so it doesn't do much for me.
Magic's gone, eh.

Next thing you know, you'll be checking his texts when he's in the shower.
Unless he's passworded his screen-saver ... he hasn't, has he :(

[Biggles]

Nope, me and Mr Squeamous don't do Valentine's Day anymore. We agreed last year it was overpriced and overblown and we do nice things for each other all year round anyway. I know, it's nice feeling loved up at the same time as everyone else is, but really I spend little time around other people anyway so it doesn't do much for me.
Magic's gone, eh.

Next thing you know, you'll be checking his texts when he's in the shower.
Unless he's passworded his screen-saver ... he hasn't, has he :(

You still exchanging chrome bins?

:shifty:


Mind you I can barely remember what day Valentines is it is so long since I had a card :dabs:

[Something Else]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/9316/hadtsakm3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
/sorted.........

[Biggles]

Blimey I has a card

That is rather sweet (in a mildly disturbing way :unsure: )

[manker]

Magic's gone, eh.

Next thing you know, you'll be checking his texts when he's in the shower.
Unless he's passworded his screen-saver ... he hasn't, has he :(

You still exchanging chrome bins?

:shifty:
No need, Les.
Built to last are chrome bins. You buy one and get a lifetime of shiny waste receptacle in the corner of your kitchen.

Obviously, tho', they're not ideal for Valentine's Day. That's just crass. Skip back a while in this thread to see what I received last year.

[Squeamous]

Magic's gone, eh.

Next thing you know, you'll be checking his texts when he's in the shower.
Unless he's passworded his screen-saver ... he hasn't, has he :(

I think you'll find that being with me has crushed all desire to get up to jiggery pokery with anyone else :snooty:. I've ruined him I tell you, he's a broken man.

[manker]

Magic's gone, eh.

Next thing you know, you'll be checking his texts when he's in the shower.
Unless he's passworded his screen-saver ... he hasn't, has he :(

I think you'll find that being with me has crushed all desire to get up to jiggery pokery with anyone else :snooty:. I've ruined him I tell you, he's a broken man.
Hawt stuff :D
You also, however, appear to have crushed all the desire out of him to do something romantic on Valentine's Day.

Still, practical is best. Who needs clichéd tripe like a dozen red roses and trips to Paris - food won't put itself on the table.

[colbert]

Give her flowers RIGHT NOW. Don't wait until Valentines. It's ridiculous how much the price goes up!

[FatBob]

what would i buy her this time ?

been buying stuff for the same lady for the past 6 years and am running out of options :huh:

[Squeamous]

I think you'll find that being with me has crushed all desire to get up to jiggery pokery with anyone else :snooty:. I've ruined him I tell you, he's a broken man.
Hawt stuff :D
You also, however, appear to have crushed all the desire out of him to do something romantic on Valentine's Day.

Still, practical is best. Who needs clichéd tripe like a dozen red roses and trips to Paris - food won't put itself on the table.

I kind of meant I'd crushed the desire to fornicate out of him....I hate it when an attempt at self deprecation ends up making you look like a giant smug twat.

Anyway....it's definitely a mutual decision, and if memory serves it was me that suggested it. He never would for fear of getting into trouble again for something he doesn't understand he did wrong :P. He does nice thoughtful things for me all the time....like remembering to put a beer in the fridge for me for when I get home from work, or keeping the fridge stocked with chocolate, or making me breakfast in bed at the weekend. Who needs Valentine's Day?

*Smug moment*

[Squeamous]

what would i buy her this time ?

been buying stuff for the same lady for the past 6 years and am running out of options :huh:

Whatever you do don't get one of thouse voucher books for her. You know, the 'IOU':

a fuck
doing the washing up
a foot rub
oral sex
dinner

etc etc...these are all things you should be doing anyway not as a gift. A man must have thought up that idea.

[Mr. Mulder]

Maybe Cheese will email me a picture of a Tesco's value valentines card again. :dabs:
:glag:

[MediaSlayer]

i decided to bump this as Valentines day is approaching us again

A bit early for a bump, eh? It's not even February yet, ffs.

Oh wait, I know. You're wanting a valentine this year and trying to get a head start.


/looks in the mirror of life

I should be wanting to give one, and I'm single. :rolleyes:

hehe, here's a classic.

http://www.dandarcy.com/images/choo_choo.jpg


but you'll have to wait until the day if you want a real valentine from me. :ph34r:

[Skweeky]

I hate Valentine's day

It's a ridiculous excuse to have to buy stuff for each other. It never lives up to its expectations and it's too soon after Christmas.
It makes me physically sick just thinking about it :angry:
Even when you don't do anything for it and haven't done in years it leaves you feeling a bit deflated just for that reason. I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it :angry:




rant over

[MediaSlayer]

if that was your way of asking for a valentine, you could have been A BIT MORE SUBTLE!!!


:P

[bunny67]

i decided to bump this as Valentines day is approaching us again

A bit early for a bump, eh? It's not even February yet, ffs.

Oh wait, I know. You're wanting a valentine this year and trying to get a head start.


/looks in the mirror of life

I should be wanting to give one, and I'm single. :rolleyes:

hehe, here's a classic.

http://www.dandarcy.com/images/choo_choo.jpg


but you'll have to wait until the day if you want a real valentine from me. :ph34r:i havent had a valentine card for 2 yrs and b4 that it was off a boyfriend which dnt count really ,so no im not wanting or expecting 1

[MediaSlayer]

YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

http://image.vmixcore.com/85/285/25/4719080/104/85/47/3a0c0953e74086074c2d5536f12911ee.jpg

[bunny67]

Of Course I Am

[Hairbautt]

I sent you something last year :(

[Hairbautt]

:dry: See if that happens again.

[bunny67]

:dry: See if that happens again.lmao ok i take it back yes you did but it was only to cheer me up cos no1 else sent me a valentine

[Hairbautt]

...it was only to cheer me up cos no1 else sent me a valentine
There was a 'lil more to it than that... :naughty:

[MediaSlayer]

i havent had a valentine card for 2 yrs and b4 that it was off a boyfriend which dnt count really ,so no im not wanting or expecting 1


lmao ok i take it back yes you did but it was only to cheer me up cos no1 else sent me a valentine

ur digging a hole

[Hairbautt]

a hole id like to get into :smilie4:

[thebazzla]

a hole id like to get into :smilie4::unsure:

[bunny67]

a hole id like to get into :smilie4::huh:

[Barbarossa]

a hole id like to get into :smilie4:

:ermm:

[MediaSlayer]

what sucks is that i spent almost an hour on google trying to save this puppy so that ^^^^ wouldn't happen and it happened anyway


i was trying to find a pic of the character "dale kerrigan" from the movie "the castle" cuz there was that part where he says "dad, wayne dug a hole, and there's water coming out of it" so I could write that on the pic but there was a massive shortage of castle pics on google so fuck it.

stupid internet. :fist:

[Barbarossa]

What the hell are you babbling on about :blink:

[manker]

what sucks is that i spent almost an hour on google trying to save this puppy so that ^^^^ wouldn't happen and it happened anyway


i was trying to find a pic of the character "dale kerrigan" from the movie "the castle" cuz there was that part where he says "dad, wayne dug a hole, and there's water coming out of it" so I could write that on the pic but there was a massive shortage of castle pics on google so fuck it.

stupid internet. :fist:
:huh:

[MediaSlayer]

basically i was tryin' to fix this



a hole id like to get into :smilie4:



but fuck it. who cares.

[bunny67]

wtf mediaplayer you must be on some good drugs

[thebazzla]

AH we are back to the hole again :happy:

[MediaSlayer]

get OUT OF THERE!!

[manker]

What the hell are you babbling on about :blink:
:lol:

I spent a good two or three minutes reading MS's post and just couldn't figure out wtf it was all about, so, sadly, a smart-arse reply was out of the question and I had to go with a smiley response.

[MediaSlayer]

Ok Now I Want In The Hole Too

[MediaSlayer]

Hole Means Fanny Rite?

[manker]

Ok Now I Want In The Hole Too
It'll happen one day.
You'll meet a girl who is isn't fussy and BAM, that cherry will pop.

[thebazzla]

mediaslayer is looking for a hole now :)

[MediaSlayer]

there's only room for one in here bazzla fuck orf

edit: i hate to be captain obvious but i've seen that movie and know it by heart and was guessing that some of you have too, so you'd know the scene i'm referencing

http://mcr.hughes.cam.ac.uk/images/events/the_castle.jpg

[thebazzla]

your very welcome to it i will dig me own

[MediaSlayer]

how can u dig a fanny :wacko:

[thebazzla]

anything is possible and i see you finally found the castle which strangely enough have never seen it

[MediaSlayer]

oh that was a bad lapse in judgement. i would have thought it would have been popular in the uk. i couldn't have been wronger, looks like.

how sad, it's fucking brilliant.

[Barbarossa]

Let me translate.

$fanny = £arse

£fanny = $pussy

[MediaSlayer]

what's the exchange rate on that arse? :happy:

cuz i want two arse holes to one fanny, that possible?

http://images2.thumblogger.com/g2b/208466.jpg

[Barbarossa]

I think you've just metaphored right into gayville with that one, mate :mellow:

[Hairbautt]

a hole id like to get into :smilie4::unsure:



a hole id like to get into :smilie4::huh:



a hole id like to get into :smilie4:

:ermm:
What?

[Something Else]

:unsure:



a hole id like to get into :smilie4::huh:



a hole id like to get into :smilie4:

:ermm:
What?

:slap:

[thebazzla]

what was the original question now :dry:

[J-dye]

one more day to go

http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/jp/cards/vag.jpg

[Something Else]

one more day to go


:unsure:

[Biggles]

one more day to go


:unsure:

Premature Hallmarking :unsure:


you can get tablets these days I have heard.

[J-dye]

its february 13 here :ermm:

[thebazzla]

^^^
we have to suffer a little longer yet :)

[Biggles]

its february 13 here :ermm:

I always feel sorry for those on the other side with a day less to live than on this side.

[Something Else]

its february 13 here :ermm:

You poor, poor geptard. :(

[J-dye]

whats a geptard ? :huh:

[Biggles]

whats a geptard ? :huh:

:shifty:

[enoughfakefiles]

It's a

[thebazzla]

:whistling

[J-dye]

its a benchez ?

[thebazzla]

:yup: but don't tell him i said it

[Something Else]

:geptardrod:

[Hairbautt]

whats a geptard ? :huh:
That's what I said.

[Biggles]

http://www.extremeelvis.com/booking/images/collage.jpg

[anto]

:naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty:

[Hairbautt]

I eventually figured it out tho'.

[chalice]

http://asapblogs.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/19/elvis_819.jpg

[J-dye]

lol . he is cute :D

[Barbarossa]

paedo :dabs:

[J-dye]

someone should add that word geptard here

http://add.urbandictionary.com/definition.php?word=geptard

[J-dye]

paedo :dabs:

:dabs:

then every father must be a paedo too

[Barbarossa]

wtf :eyebrows:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Big+Fat+poo-poo+head

[Barbarossa]

paedo :dabs:

:dabs:

then every father must be a paedo too

how so?

[J-dye]

its complicated :pinch:

[tralalala]

I'm sorta going over to my sweetums the day after valentine's.. Was wondering, I've got the loik sweetie thingy that I bought her a while ago, but what could go with it? I mean, what should I write on a nicely heart-shaped cut piece of paper or something? Help would be appreciated.. :)

[J-dye]

in an honest way , or just big lies in pink font ?

[Barbarossa]

Your love is so strong
It leaves me defenceless
I want to take you to bed
and roger you senseless