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Hairbautt
02-10-2007, 01:03 AM
"Breasts imitate the ape's buttock pads"
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editorhttp://news.softpedia.com/images//news2/Why-Do-Women-Have-Breasts-2.jpg
"The breasts of the human female are unique in the animal world.

Many people would look at a woman’s breasts as having a maternal role rather than sexual, but a biological analysis proves this to be false.

Other species of primates ensure an abundant milk supply for their offspring without developing swelled well-defined hemispherical breasts.

It’s just the solid, rounded woman breast what poses a problem to breast feeding, being a big problem for the mouth and the nose of the baby, which – in many cases – is suffocating while sucking. A long nipple over a flat chest, like in the case of the chimp female, is much more suited for feeding the offspring with maternal milk.

The development of conspicuous breasts with a characteristic shape seems to be a way of sexual signaling. This fact was encouraged during the human evolution by the nude skin, which emphasized them.

When men are attracted by a woman’s breast they do not think “Oh, she’s gonna be a good mother!”, they simply experience sexual arousal. And when a woman wears bras and other methods to emphasize her breasts, she does it to improve sexual appeal, not to show how good she is for breast feeding …Nor do I believe that women who want to have breast implants aim
at improving their baby's nutrition...

Besides their prominent form, breasts serve for focusing the attention on the nipples and make more evident the nipple’s erection during sexual arousal. The pigmented skin zone around the nipples – that intensify its color during the sexual arousal – acts in the same direction.

But why are human breasts a sexual stimulant?

http://news.softpedia.com/images//news2/Why-Do-Women-Have-Breasts-3.jpgThe answer has to do with the changes in human sexuality during the evolution from monkeys to human.

Basic sex in humans takes place face to face; in a monogamous species like ours, the frontal contact strengthens ties between the two individuals.

Others link the face-to-face position also to the vertical bipedal position of the humans.
But with the bipedal position a problem came up. Most female monkeys and apes possess buttock pads (ischial callosities) (image 2,3 in vervet monkey and bonobo), thick and brightly colored tissue around their genitalia. These organs serve for sexual signaling.

When a female is in estrus, the pads swell and redden, and this is the signal a males needs and that a male will understand.

http://news.softpedia.com/images//news2/Why-Do-Women-Have-Breasts-4.jpgMoreover, the female approaches the male exposing its rear zone, the male comes closer and they mate without any frontal contact.

But, in the bipedal position, the pads would be hidden, so the human lost them.

Initially, they may have been replaced by the fleshy human buttocks for sexual signaling, but in face-to-face sex, the rear part is not conspicuous. That’s why some ethologists believe that the breasts are a “frontal self imitation” of the buttocks. In other words, breasts in humans imitate the buttocks and correspond to the ape and monkey’s buttock pads.

Humans are not the only primates presenting “frontal self imitation”.

Gelada Baboons (photo 4), which live in the Ethiopian plateau, have the genitalia surrounded by a vivid red skin portion, edged by white papilae. This pattern is imitated in the monkey’s chest area, where a naked red skin patch is surrounded by white papilae. In the center of this particular chest region, the nipples got so close to one another that they strongly resemble the genital lips.

Like the genital area, the color of this skin patch varies along the menstrual cycle, being intense during the ovulation.

http://news.softpedia.com/images//news2/Why-Do-Women-Have-Breasts-5.jpgWhat’s very interesting and should be mentioned is that Geladas pass a lot of time in a vertical position, like humans do, period when the genitalia are inconspicuous.

Even the mandrill’s vivid blue and red face is mimicking its genital area, the red nose imitating the red buttocks, and the blue cheeks imitating the blue testicles.

In humans, the female must be continuously sexually receptive, so the male won’t search other females while she is not in estrus. That’s why buttocks and breasts do not suffer color changes along the menstrual cycle: human female is signaling all the time!

In other primates, females mate only during the estrus (with the exception of bonobos).

And here comes another question: why do men prefer big breasts?

Well, because – as any sexual signal – they depict better fitness (like, let's say the peacock's tail or a lion's mane). The development of breasts requires energy to be consumed. Bigger breasts signal strong fitness, because only a fit body can afford to invest so much in a trait that is basically non essential for its survival.

Thus, this female's organism is able to invest more in producing offspring than the body of a woman with smaller breasts would be.

This is – of course – an evolutionary explanation, since during the stage of hunters-gatherers, early people did not have such an easy access to food like modern people do. "

:source: Source: Softpedia (http://news.softpedia.com/news/Why-Do-Women-Have-Breasts-46783.shtml)
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I thought this was rather interesting, I also for some reason thought of the lounge. Might as well post it here. :ph34r:

callum
02-10-2007, 01:13 AM
…Nor do I believe that women who want to have breast implants aim
at improving their baby's nutrition...

That's astonishing :O
It's also where i got bored and gave up reading.

Hairbautt
02-10-2007, 01:16 AM
Edited

anak
02-10-2007, 01:33 AM
http://news.softpedia.com/images//news2/Why-Do-Women-Have-Breasts-2.jpg
:naughty: because they rock

Seedler
02-10-2007, 02:57 AM
cuz they purty.

Hairbautt
02-10-2007, 04:35 AM
Yep, that's the point.

bunny67
02-10-2007, 04:41 AM
for feeding the babies

Hairbautt
02-10-2007, 04:46 AM
for feeding the babiesRead the whole article.

It’s just the solid, rounded woman breast what poses a problem to breast feeding, being a big problem for the mouth and the nose of the baby, which – in many cases – is suffocating while sucking. A long nipple over a flat chest, like in the case of the chimp female, is much more suited for feeding the offspring with maternal milk.

Shadowfire
02-10-2007, 03:55 PM
This is a preposterous theory imo. Funny, though. :lol:

Skiz
02-10-2007, 04:09 PM
For me to squeeze, why else? :snooty:

*Squeeze usually followed by "hoooonk, honk, honk"*

bigworm79@msn.
02-10-2007, 04:53 PM
lol indeed. what a story. long lol.

ejitling
02-10-2007, 09:26 PM
Read the whole article.

It’s just the solid, rounded woman breast what poses a problem to breast feeding, being a big problem for the mouth and the nose of the baby, which – in many cases – is suffocating while sucking. A long nipple over a flat chest, like in the case of the chimp female, is much more suited for feeding the offspring with maternal milk.

Not at all. For as human breasts have evolved to be round and purty, so the human baby has evolved with flat or slightly upturned nose and wide nostrils to aid breathing. No human child will suffocate whilst breastfeeding; theiur faces are designed to allow close contact with the breast and latching on without ever affecting their ability to breathe.

ejitling
02-10-2007, 10:37 PM
Should also add that Mr Ejitling reckons 'more than a handful is wasted', so not all men prefer huge tits, and the only time mine ever looked anything like TITS as opposed to 'a handful' (and in all honesty, he's generous in that description), was when I was breastfeeding....

brenda
02-10-2007, 11:49 PM
what disturbing images :cry:

brotherdoobie
02-10-2007, 11:53 PM
Should also add that Mr Ejitling reckons 'more than a handful is wasted', so not all men prefer huge tits, and the only time mine ever looked anything like TITS as opposed to 'a handful' (and in all honesty, he's generous in that description), was when I was breastfeeding....

Depends on the size of ones hands-

Peace bd

Gripper
02-11-2007, 09:10 AM
For me to squeeze, why else? :snooty:

*Squeeze usually followed by "hoooonk, honk, honk"*

Followed swiftly by a smack in the mouth or kick to the groin by the female no doubt.:lol:

Omaster
02-11-2007, 09:24 AM
I havent really read it, but thanks for the picture. :P

Hairbautt
02-11-2007, 01:55 PM
For me to squeeze, why else? :snooty:

*Squeeze usually followed by "hoooonk, honk, honk"*

Followed swiftly by a smack in the mouth or kick to the groin by the female no doubt.:lol:
I thought he was driving an auto-mobile :blink:

Gripper
02-11-2007, 01:57 PM
Followed swiftly by a smack in the mouth or kick to the groin by the female no doubt.:lol:
I thought he was driving an auto-mobile :blink:

Like Toad in The Wind in the Willows, Parp Parp!

janine
02-11-2007, 04:12 PM
haha.. this is waaay out there :D

worldpease
02-11-2007, 09:35 PM
Look, I don't really care,
thats why I didn't read the article at the beggining,
I just think that they're awesome :rolleyes: . I mean, Wow, Damn.

Hairbautt
02-11-2007, 09:41 PM
Look, I don't really care,
thats why I didn't read the article at the beggining,
I just think that they're awesome :rolleyes: . I mean, Wow, Damn.
That's what the article says...They're out there for that "awesome wow" effect that you feel in your pants.

:rolleyes:

gamer4eva
02-12-2007, 12:31 AM
I actually read the whole article.....the funny part is....i was put of like half way through....but suprisingy was really interested in first image!!!!

Panther
02-12-2007, 12:55 AM
I actually read the whole article.....the funny part is....i was put of like half way through....but suprisingy was really interested in first image!!!!

I actually where much more interested in 2nd and 3rd image... :shifty:

brenda
02-12-2007, 01:01 AM
How did he get to be a science editor? I'd fail him for that piece of crap, his arguement is flawed from the outset and his so-called biologial analysis is non existent (as are references)

The same bloke wrote an artical titled "How Did People Used To Get Salt?" does Jade Goody supply him with titles?

Hairbautt
02-12-2007, 01:04 AM
I actually where much more interested in 2nd and 3rd image... :shifty:
:sick:

Lilmiss
02-12-2007, 01:12 AM
I guess it's so we can wear hawt lingerie and demand other stuff in return. :smilie4:

Gawd is female. :happy:

bunny67
02-12-2007, 01:23 AM
:lol:
I guess it's so we can wear hawt lingerie and demand other stuff in return. :smilie4:

Gawd is female. :happy:

Hairbautt
02-12-2007, 01:28 AM
http://a173.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/l_3568ede65617fba9bf8473a51fbf5434.png

missie
02-12-2007, 01:32 AM
Meh.

Gawd is female cos when we are pisheded, we hug our toilets. :happy:

gamer4eva
02-12-2007, 03:37 PM
I actually read the whole article.....the funny part is....i was put of like half way through....but suprisingy was really interested in first image!!!!

I actually where much more interested in 2nd and 3rd image... :shifty:

YUKKKKKKKK :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

Barbarossa
02-12-2007, 04:23 PM
That there's Veronica Zemanova, that is :smilie4:

http://img170.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-11943/loc177/97361_veronicazemanova_123_177lo.jpg


One of the hottest Czech exports, Veronica Zemanova was deemed to succeed with her beautiful face and fantastic figure graced with some magnificent natural big boobs (that she later enhanced even more). She is doing nude modeling, mostly solo scenes and some lesbian but never hardcore. Recently she moved to the other side of the camera wanting to become established porn photographer.

danelna
02-12-2007, 04:25 PM
funny (i love that) LOL

Skiz
02-12-2007, 04:30 PM
That there's Veronica Zemanova, that is :smilie4:

http://img170.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-11943/loc177/97361_veronicazemanova_123_177lo.jpg


One of the hottest Czech exports, Veronica Zemanova was deemed to succeed with her beautiful face and fantastic figure graced with some magnificent natural big boobs (that she later enhanced even more). She is doing nude modeling, mostly solo scenes and some lesbian but never hardcore. Recently she moved to the other side of the camera wanting to become established porn photographer.

It's a shame she doesn't do any "good" porn. :dabs:

manker
02-12-2007, 04:37 PM
That there's Veronica Zemanova, that is :smilie4:

http://img170.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-11943/loc177/97361_veronicazemanova_123_177lo.jpg

One of the hottest Czech exports, Veronica Zemanova was deemed to succeed with her beautiful face and fantastic figure graced with some magnificent natural big boobs (that she later enhanced even more). She is doing nude modeling, mostly solo scenes and some lesbian but never hardcore. Recently she moved to the other side of the camera wanting to become established porn photographer.


It's a shame she doesn't do any "good" porn. :dabs:She's done solo vibrator stuff - which I reckon is the pinacle of porn. No cawks to look at.

If 'hardcore' porn is where a bloke has to be involved in some capacity - then I don't care too much for it :dabs:

Barbarossa
02-12-2007, 04:53 PM
I think they call the pinnacle of porn a "climax" :smartass:



The idea of seeing cawks in porn is presumably so that you imagine that you are the cawk :dabs:

Hairbautt
02-12-2007, 06:08 PM
So much funny talk :lol:

maebach
02-13-2007, 12:30 AM
for men, ya rly.

Hairbautt
02-13-2007, 01:53 AM
Too lazy to make a new thread as it'd probably die anyways:

:view: View: Britons ignorant about sex, survey reveals (http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2007-02-12T171304Z_01_L0793707_RTRUKOC_0_US-BRITAIN-SEX.xml&src=rss)

maebach
02-13-2007, 04:11 AM
word

JA
02-13-2007, 10:46 AM
Man i love lounge

Barbarossa
02-13-2007, 11:29 AM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007070249,00.html


Brit girls' boobs are the biggest

February 13, 2007

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/3644/0200707065700757fe4jl2.jpg

BRITISH women have the biggest breasts in Europe, a survey revealed yesterday.

The poll for bra maker Triumph found that only in this country did more than half the women need a D cup or larger.


Percentage of women wearing cup size: D C B A
UK 57 18 19 6
Denmark 50 19 24 7
Netherlands 36 27 29 8
Belgium 28 28 35 9
France 26 29 38 7
Sweden 24 30 33 14
Greece 23 28 40 9
Switzerland 19 24 43 14
Austria 11 27 51 10
Italy 10 21 68 1

Our 57 per cent — including curvy model Kelly Brook — put the rest in the shade, with Denmark second on 50 per cent, then Holland with 36 per cent.

Smallest were the Italians where 68 per cent had a size B.

The Swedes and the Swiss had the largest number of A cup sizes at 14 per cent.

Hairbautt
02-13-2007, 12:38 PM
My english science teacher is busty...really fuckin' so. http://www.ricehatersclub.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/tits2.gif

Alien5
02-13-2007, 01:23 PM
is she english? :P

Hairbautt
02-13-2007, 01:28 PM
Yea she's from (I guess London) and teaches Geo. with that heavy accent :ermm:

Alien5
02-13-2007, 01:30 PM
..and heavy breasts.

Hairbautt
02-13-2007, 01:30 PM
= busty :naughty:

Alien5
02-13-2007, 01:36 PM
take a picture of her and say its for some reason, make it up. :shifty:

can i take a pic of your enormous breasts miss? :sly:

Hairbautt
02-13-2007, 04:12 PM
take a picture of her and say its for some reason, make it up. :shifty:

can i take a pic of your enormous breasts miss? :sly:
I'll have it Thurs. ;)

Alien5
02-13-2007, 04:18 PM
take a picture of her and say its for some reason, make it up. :shifty:

can i take a pic of your enormous breasts miss? :sly:
I'll have it Thurs. ;) :yahoo: thanks.

maebach
02-13-2007, 08:21 PM
Yea she's from (I guess London) and teaches Geo. with that heavy accent :ermm:

:lol: :lol:


Mrs. Geo teacher, alien 5 wants a pic of you. now pose bitch.

Gripper
02-14-2007, 05:14 PM
Yea she's from (I guess London) and teaches Geo. with that heavy accent :ermm:

:lol: :lol:


Mrs. Geo teacher, alien 5 wants a pic of you. now pose bitch.

and get your tits oot fer teh ladz

bornwithnoname
02-15-2007, 12:46 AM
I thought they were handles.

maebach
02-15-2007, 03:08 AM
I thought they were handles.

:slap: you're right.

bunny67
02-15-2007, 03:35 AM
I thought they were handles.

:slap: you're right.wrong

Hairbautt
02-15-2007, 03:39 AM
What's your take then?

anak
02-15-2007, 03:55 AM
wow that whole breasts survey definitely changed my view of british chicks...
from Nora-Jane Noone in The Descent to Kelly Brook!

Hairbautt
02-17-2007, 02:57 PM
Yea, about those photos you see...:unsure: There was this mix up on whether or not I was a pervert, as it turns out uhhh...apparently, I am now labeled as a sexual predator/offender so says the courts as of Friday. :dabs:

Also got a call from the psychiatric ward, I think they found it funny that I told them the pictures were for an Alien. :(

raspberry1331
02-17-2007, 09:31 PM
This article was amazing, you should have posted it at the news section, lucky i discovered this section (funnily by hunting after the female members at FST). The part about the color of the nipples made me think: it makes a lot of sense that this is actually sexual signaling. The nipples, the female sexual organ, the end of the male sexual organ and the lips all have similar color, and these are also the main erogenous zones. only one thing i don't understand: why do men have nipples?

Anyway, thanks for the article, it was fabulous. And i never thought humans have such pretty noses because women started to imitate their buttocks on the front.



Read the whole article.


Not at all. For as human breasts have evolved to be round and purty, so the human baby has evolved with flat or slightly upturned nose and wide nostrils to aid breathing. No human child will suffocate whilst breastfeeding; theiur faces are designed to allow close contact with the breast and latching on without ever affecting their ability to breathe.

Panther
02-17-2007, 11:07 PM
but its very simple really...

why do women have breasts? so man find something interesting about them... :happy:

raspberry1331
02-17-2007, 11:18 PM
so their genitalias are not interesting enough for you, bad luck...:).

EDIT: ive visited the source page, and found this:

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Male-Nipples-What-For-43503.shtml

not SO interesting, but interesting enough.

ilw
02-18-2007, 12:29 AM
wow that whole breasts survey definitely changed my view of british chicks...
from Nora-Jane Noone in The Descent to Kelly Brook!

change it back, the reason so many of them are d-cups is because we have the worst obesity problem in europe :/

JordoR
02-18-2007, 12:39 AM
Peter Griffin: Okay, okay, wait, here's another one. Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them.

Hairbautt
02-23-2007, 11:10 PM
Peter Griffin: Okay, okay, wait, here's another one. Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them.
I can hear P. Griffin's laughter already.

ejitling
02-23-2007, 11:52 PM
Not in my case. I like the idea of big hands... but I'm a realist.

I just content myself with the thought that there ain't nothing to sag later.

anak
04-01-2007, 11:55 PM
wow that whole breasts survey definitely changed my view of british chicks...
from Nora-Jane Noone in The Descent to Kelly Brook!

change it back, the reason so many of them are d-cups is because we have the worst obesity problem in europe :/

Haha that did cross my mind

Hairbautt
11-29-2007, 03:23 AM
A little meat ain't so bad.